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At my posh rich school we built an £11m science block.

In the coridoors, every so often there are a set of double doors. Now, these are no normal doors, the only ways to open then and close them is to press a switch up on the wall. You can't pull and push.

Now, me and my friend are two of the very few people who know how to do this. So....

At the end of a lesson, we got let out slightly early, so we thought it would be very funny if we locked all the doors for the changing lesson rush. We just stood there laughing and eventually unlocked some....

Hopefully we weren't caught on camera hehe

Der Nazi wrote:
> There is far more to life than Sonic.

You sure??

My School has a leavers' ball for year 11 at the end of the year; the name makes little sense, seeing as a lot of students stay on for sixth form. But then, does it need to make sense? Hell, I'm only in year 10 so I don't know many details.

We have an end of year ball at college

But i'm not allowed to go as I dont have a date :(

Colourless wrote:
> Muck up day - A day where all the 5th form
>
> Year 11....

> Speak in English. None of this fancy old posh school dialect.


It's not posh, its proper.

Well, I beat up a cleaner today.

That'll teach the bîtch to give off to me about throwing litter down.

One of my friends is planning to go to Military college, so he's got this plan to completely destroy the school on his last day. And you take this seriously when it's said by someone who is admittedly a manic pyromaniac.

Obviously it isn't an official day made by the teachers, it's just routine, they all expect it.

We don't have a day....

But 6th formers let off locusts in different areas of the school at different times, and two girls punched the headmaster....

bit boring really....

Setting off fire alarms? Surely that should be done during lesson so as to waste lesson time, not lucnh times....

Last year we had:

- 6 boys moon in headmaster's assembly
- A sewage pipe broken and the entire maths block flooded with watery sewage.
- A protest on top of the music school, a load of 5th formers camping out until they were given something
- Fire alarms constantly throughout morning school
- 10 chickens stolen from Aldenham park let loose in 10 different science labs

mwa, we win

this also led to about 2 expulsions and a few suspensions

There is far more to life than Sonic.

We don't really have a 'muck up day' at my school, but on their last day, the year 11s often set of fire alarms throughout the lunchbreak. It's pretty funny, although if it's raining torentially it's a rather wet event when everyone sheltering from the rain, inside the buildings, have to be evacuated.