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"Genius. This made me chuckle."

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hahaha thats brilliant. Very American :D

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Thanks for brightning up my day gamezfreak. :D

Icaruss wrote:
> "It’s also the first time I’ve been inside something feminine
> that didn’t nag me to take out the garbage."

That one was good, but this one made me laugh too:

"One email was from Scotland. It’s a good thing he wrote it because I wouldn’t be able to understand a word he said. Never did get through Braveheart."

'On the flip side of that, I have taken offense to some of the people that told me I’m ugly and a loser. All I have to say is you’d be ugly too if you had a huge white blotch on your face. And as far as being a loser, I think you have it all wrong. I am such the winner. It isn’t every day an average guy can make 50,000 people laugh. Thanks to each and every one of you from the heart of my bottom.'

Hilarious.

One fantastic quote:

"It’s also the first time I’ve been inside something feminine that didn’t nag me to take out the garbage."

And 13 MILLION views!!!!

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