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The Gamecube will deliver what people want, a cheapish console, great titles, purely for games a reliable system and lots of fun, what will microsoft bring, a few Ł1 Million lawyers and a case against Nintendo to say they aren't being fair...
The GBA is ace, the Gamecube will be, the X-Box is doomed for failure....and all because 'it is crap'...
Mini Questionnaire
1. What WILL be the most hated monstrosity in the world
A. The Statue of Liberty
B. The Gardens of Babylon
C. The Heap of 100 Million X-Box's in Bill Gates' back garden.
2. Who Likes Bill Gates
A. His Mother
B. His Computer
c. Lula the Virtual Babe that he has re-coded to perform his wildest fantasies
(Clue: None of the Above)
3. What do the X-Box and Sprouts have in common...
A. They Look Bad
B. They damage the image of that which they are associated with.
C. They Taste Bad....Well what else are you going to do with your bug ridden piece of crap you call an X-Box?!
*** Beware the Sprout Mask Replicar! ***
> AND NO! THEY WILL NOT ALL BE POKEMON GAMES
> FOR 5 YEAR OLDS!
> I'm talking about the likes of Perfect Dark,
> Zelda and Metroid!
Did I in anyway infer the opinion that the Gamecube would be a kiddy's console? I think not.
They ALWAYS do!
> Games announced so far include:
....
THE THING
As in Kurt Russel, John Carpenter, '82 classic and the blond one off vid's alleged favourite film of all time?
Remember the bit with the blood in the petri dish? That was a scary jumpy moment...
So they get Uncle FantasyMeister to help them out sometimes, and even I get stuck on the game. Maybe they should say 8+, but 30+ to finish it...