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Emergency! Emergency!

That's right: I'll have been registered here 1000 days tomorrow. Bet not many of you can remember me being around that long ...

... which may be because I used to be TIM-MAY!!

Timmargh wrote:
> No. She's pining after an ex at the moment.

Great. Someone to show her there's other blokes out there?

> It's certainly an advantage, added to the fact that you tend to get
> away with things like "Nice breasts" when you're in a
> wheelchair ...

Not always. I tried it once, it started to work, but when she said she couldn't sleep with me because she was worried about hurting me and I told her I wasn't really in a wheelchair it just kind of backfired.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Really? Send her my way?
*****

No. She's pining after an ex at the moment.


> You're at the right height.
*****

It's certainly an advantage, added to the fact that you tend to get away with things like "Nice breasts" when you're in a wheelchair ...

:^)

Timmargh wrote:
> "Scarred" is a better word ...

Ooh, permanent impact.

> Nah - Jane's just a mate, although she is very attractive.

Really? Send her my way?

> "The breasts" was a girl I met on the dancefloor (feel free to
> comment)

You're at the right height.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> The A class is embarassing to real Merc owners.
*****

I was looking into cars with slightly higher seating positions that standard cars - easier to fall out of and into a wheelchair. Bought a Honda in the end.

English_Bloke wrote:
> It's nice to know I've had an impact on you.
*****

"Scarred" is a better word ...


> Would this lass be, "the breasts"?
*****

Nah - Jane's just a mate, although she is very attractive. "The breasts" was a girl I met on the dancefloor (feel free to comment) but I never got her name - only a good view and a few kisses.

The A class is embarassing to real Merc owners.

It's nice to know I've had an impact on you.

Would this lass be, "the breasts"?

Ashley wrote:
> i remember some of your first posts, weren't they on cars or something?
*****

I did a post asking about the Mercedes A Class a couple of years ago and got a load of stick because everyone thought I was 17.

That reminds me, English: my mate Jane wouldn't believe me on Saturday night when I said I was 31 years old - she naturally thought I was older. She only believed me when I showed her my driver's license. The incident - harrowing as it was - made me think of you.

English_Bloke wrote:
> That'll cost you £30
*****

Do you accept "Get Out Of Jail Free" cards?

Yeah, when he was 40 and going through his mid-life crisis, I think.