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Brand-spanking new - leather football in face-ality: Wahey! You whip out your brand new Mirte Delta Cosmic and give it an almighty toe-punt into your opponents moosh. On a cold day. And stuff.
Chinese burns-ality: Ooyah! Trot over to your enemy, smile, whip up his sleeve and commence with the wrist twisting.
Diary-ality: Embarresment! Tie up your opponent, force him to tell you where their diary is and them read it in front of an audience of thousands!
"I really fancy her"
"Noooooooo....!"
Semolinality: Force feed your enemy with the best in Sainsburys semolina and sick him to death! Yuck.
Blobality: An extremely gory process means that your opponent ends up an extremely lifeless untidy blob of sick on the floor. "Blobby!"
SSF2ality: Your opponent watches in terror as you morph into their worst rival, the Street Fighters!
Casuality: How long could you stand it? Watch Reptile walk up to his opponent, strap a television on his head, and leave it permanently on BBC1 on a Saturday night and see him squiggle and squirm as he watches 12 non stop episodes of Casualty.
"Clear....bzzt!"
But after 45 minutes I can say so far so good.
I've played the multiplayer more than the adventure, and those games are rather fun.
Personally I think it was worthy of a prize.
I wonder what Ali thinks ;-)
Brand-spanking new - leather football in face-ality: Wahey! You whip out your brand new Mirte Delta Cosmic and give it an almighty toe-punt into your opponents moosh. On a cold day. And stuff.
Chinese burns-ality: Ooyah! Trot over to your enemy, smile, whip up his sleeve and commence with the wrist twisting.
Diary-ality: Embarresment! Tie up your opponent, force him to tell you where their diary is and them read it in front of an audience of thousands!
"I really fancy her"
"Noooooooo....!"
Semolinality: Force feed your enemy with the best in Sainsburys semolina and sick him to death! Yuck.
Blobality: An extremely gory process means that your opponent ends up an extremely lifeless untidy blob of sick on the floor. "Blobby!"
SSF2ality: Your opponent watches in terror as you morph into their worst rival, the Street Fighters!
Casuality: How long could you stand it? Watch Reptile walk up to his opponent, strap a television on his head, and leave it permanently on BBC1 on a Saturday night and see him squiggle and squirm as he watches 12 non stop episodes of Casualty.
"Clear....bzzt!"