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1. On arrival at their new 'home', the girls are stunned to discover that they'll be sleeping in a converted porch, which contains a grill-covered well:
[Bemused looks]
Paris: "What are wells for?"
Janet Leding: "To get water."
[Bemused looks]
2. At the supermarket, the girls are looking for generic bottled water:
Paris: "What does generic mean? Do you know?"
Nicole: "No."
3. At the supermarket checkout, the girls realise they've blown their $50 budget:
Nicole to checkout guy: "We're a little short. Can we just have it?"
Checkout guy: "No, you can't just have it. This isn't a soup kitchen."
Paris: "Great, this is so lame."
And on the way home from the supermarket...
Nicole: "I can't believe he wouldn't just give it to us!"
Paris mocking checkout guy: "I know 'This isn't a soup kitchen'."
Nicole: "I know! What does that mean? 'soup kitchen'?"
4. When grandma Curly Leding says she's going to teach the girls to pluck chickens, they're not amused:
Nicole: "I'm not plucking anything? except my eyebrows!"
5. Around the dinner table:
Paris: "What is Walmart?? Do they sell walls stuff?"
[Jaws drop...the Leding family look stunned]
Nicole: "In 'The South' people hang out there."
6. The girls are sent to spend a morning with the St. Mary's quilting circle but soon get bored:
Nicole: "Don't you guys get bored of making squares? You guys should make it a little edgier? like maybe some cigarette burns."
Shocked women: "Cigarette burns? I don't think people around here would want to buy that."
Nicole: "Well, what about if you put some paint on it like graffiti?"
Women: "No, absolutely not!"
Nicole: "I know you guys are traditional but?" [falls off chair in mock-boredom]
7. The girls start work at the Sonic burger bar, but Paris doesn't take kindly to her hairnet: "I'm going to start crying, I feel so ugly."
8. While at the burger bar, the girls are asked to change the sign outside the drive-through. Their manager is less than impressed when they change it to read '1/2 price anal salty weiner bugers'.
9. On being handed a pay cheque:
Nicole: "What do we do with it?"
Manager: "Cash it."
Nicole: "Where?"
Manager: "At the bank."
10. The girls find road kill and decide to take it home with them:
Paris: "I've never seen road kill in LA."
Nicole: "Ergh, what is that?"
Paris: "It's a new belt!"
Anyhoo, the outtakes are like a whole new episode, and the "test screening" where they go to a dog parlor is great.
Very funny stuff
> haven't a clue
> about...well anything outside their own little high class worlds.
People in glass houses.