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Well for all of you that watched this series you'll know that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are spoiled rotten and haven't a clue about...well anything outside their own little high class worlds. Well during this show they were forced to learn about it the hard way by living with a southern family on a farm. Hah, hah. They said some REALLY funny things however they really weren't meant to be "ha ha" funny. This has led to the creation of the top 10 quotes. Read and enjoy :D
1. On arrival at their new 'home', the girls are stunned to discover that they'll be sleeping in a converted porch, which contains a grill-covered well:
[Bemused looks]
Paris: "What are wells for?"
Janet Leding: "To get water."
[Bemused looks]
2. At the supermarket, the girls are looking for generic bottled water:
Paris: "What does generic mean? Do you know?"
Nicole: "No."
3. At the supermarket checkout, the girls realise they've blown their $50 budget:
Nicole to checkout guy: "We're a little short. Can we just have it?"
Checkout guy: "No, you can't just have it. This isn't a soup kitchen."
Paris: "Great, this is so lame."
And on the way home from the supermarket...
Nicole: "I can't believe he wouldn't just give it to us!"
Paris mocking checkout guy: "I know 'This isn't a soup kitchen'."
Nicole: "I know! What does that mean? 'soup kitchen'?"
4. When grandma Curly Leding says she's going to teach the girls to pluck chickens, they're not amused:
Nicole: "I'm not plucking anything? except my eyebrows!"
5. Around the dinner table:
Paris: "What is Walmart?? Do they sell walls stuff?"
[Jaws drop...the Leding family look stunned]
Nicole: "In 'The South' people hang out there."
6. The girls are sent to spend a morning with the St. Mary's quilting circle but soon get bored:
Nicole: "Don't you guys get bored of making squares? You guys should make it a little edgier? like maybe some cigarette burns."
Shocked women: "Cigarette burns? I don't think people around here would want to buy that."
Nicole: "Well, what about if you put some paint on it like graffiti?"
Women: "No, absolutely not!"
Nicole: "I know you guys are traditional but?" [falls off chair in mock-boredom]
7. The girls start work at the Sonic burger bar, but Paris doesn't take kindly to her hairnet: "I'm going to start crying, I feel so ugly."
8. While at the burger bar, the girls are asked to change the sign outside the drive-through. Their manager is less than impressed when they change it to read '1/2 price anal salty weiner bugers'.
9. On being handed a pay cheque:
Nicole: "What do we do with it?"
Manager: "Cash it."
Nicole: "Where?"
Manager: "At the bank."
10. The girls find road kill and decide to take it home with them:
Paris: "I've never seen road kill in LA."
Nicole: "Ergh, what is that?"
Paris: "It's a new belt!"
1. On arrival at their new 'home', the girls are stunned to discover that they'll be sleeping in a converted porch, which contains a grill-covered well:
[Bemused looks]
Paris: "What are wells for?"
Janet Leding: "To get water."
[Bemused looks]
2. At the supermarket, the girls are looking for generic bottled water:
Paris: "What does generic mean? Do you know?"
Nicole: "No."
3. At the supermarket checkout, the girls realise they've blown their $50 budget:
Nicole to checkout guy: "We're a little short. Can we just have it?"
Checkout guy: "No, you can't just have it. This isn't a soup kitchen."
Paris: "Great, this is so lame."
And on the way home from the supermarket...
Nicole: "I can't believe he wouldn't just give it to us!"
Paris mocking checkout guy: "I know 'This isn't a soup kitchen'."
Nicole: "I know! What does that mean? 'soup kitchen'?"
4. When grandma Curly Leding says she's going to teach the girls to pluck chickens, they're not amused:
Nicole: "I'm not plucking anything? except my eyebrows!"
5. Around the dinner table:
Paris: "What is Walmart?? Do they sell walls stuff?"
[Jaws drop...the Leding family look stunned]
Nicole: "In 'The South' people hang out there."
6. The girls are sent to spend a morning with the St. Mary's quilting circle but soon get bored:
Nicole: "Don't you guys get bored of making squares? You guys should make it a little edgier? like maybe some cigarette burns."
Shocked women: "Cigarette burns? I don't think people around here would want to buy that."
Nicole: "Well, what about if you put some paint on it like graffiti?"
Women: "No, absolutely not!"
Nicole: "I know you guys are traditional but?" [falls off chair in mock-boredom]
7. The girls start work at the Sonic burger bar, but Paris doesn't take kindly to her hairnet: "I'm going to start crying, I feel so ugly."
8. While at the burger bar, the girls are asked to change the sign outside the drive-through. Their manager is less than impressed when they change it to read '1/2 price anal salty weiner bugers'.
9. On being handed a pay cheque:
Nicole: "What do we do with it?"
Manager: "Cash it."
Nicole: "Where?"
Manager: "At the bank."
10. The girls find road kill and decide to take it home with them:
Paris: "I've never seen road kill in LA."
Nicole: "Ergh, what is that?"
Paris: "It's a new belt!"
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I hate that programme. Because it's crap.
Shouldn't clean in the nude?
Cub!st wrote:
> haven't a clue
> about...well anything outside their own little high class worlds.
People in glass houses.
> haven't a clue
> about...well anything outside their own little high class worlds.
People in glass houses.
Meh, I bought this on DVD on Monday (only £12.99 from WH Smiths)
Anyhoo, the outtakes are like a whole new episode, and the "test screening" where they go to a dog parlor is great.
Very funny stuff
Anyhoo, the outtakes are like a whole new episode, and the "test screening" where they go to a dog parlor is great.
Very funny stuff
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Cub!st wrote:
> but the T.V. series
> was the funniest thing ever
Incorrect.
> but the T.V. series
> was the funniest thing ever
Incorrect.
1/2 price anal salty weiner burgers
The Simple Life is excellent, but I prefer Newlyweds.
Jessica Simpson is sooo stupid and Nick makes fun of her the whole entire time. She is also extremely annoying:
Nick: "It's our anniversary, I'm going to surprise you"
Jessica: "I don't understand"
Nick: "Pack some things I'm taking you somewhere for our anniversary"
Jessica: "Where are we going?"
Nick: "I told you, it's a surprise"
Jessica: "I don't understand"
Nick: "Where's your pasport, you'll need it"
Jessica: "Why do I need my passport?"
Nick: "Because we're going away and you'll need your passport"
Jessica: "But I don't know where it is"
*they search the house of 20 minutes"
Nick: "Oh don't worry you didn't even need it I was just trying to trick you"
Jessica: "huh?"
Nick: "I was trying to trick you by pretending you needed your passport"
Jessica: "I'm confused"
Nick: "IT WAS A SURPRISE, but you managed even to mess that up"
Jessica: "where are we going"
Nick: "..."
*drive off in their car*
Jessica: "oh here it is hahahahahahaah"
Nick: ":@*
That's pretty much a synopsis of the whole series.
Jessica: "is this tuna salad or chicken?"
Nick: "It's tuna. Have you never had tuna before?!"
Jessica: "I thought the can said chicken"
Nick: "I've seen you eating tuna before you KNOW what it tastes like"
Jessica: "oh"
...
Jessica: "so why is this called chicken then?"
END/
The Simple Life is excellent, but I prefer Newlyweds.
Jessica Simpson is sooo stupid and Nick makes fun of her the whole entire time. She is also extremely annoying:
Nick: "It's our anniversary, I'm going to surprise you"
Jessica: "I don't understand"
Nick: "Pack some things I'm taking you somewhere for our anniversary"
Jessica: "Where are we going?"
Nick: "I told you, it's a surprise"
Jessica: "I don't understand"
Nick: "Where's your pasport, you'll need it"
Jessica: "Why do I need my passport?"
Nick: "Because we're going away and you'll need your passport"
Jessica: "But I don't know where it is"
*they search the house of 20 minutes"
Nick: "Oh don't worry you didn't even need it I was just trying to trick you"
Jessica: "huh?"
Nick: "I was trying to trick you by pretending you needed your passport"
Jessica: "I'm confused"
Nick: "IT WAS A SURPRISE, but you managed even to mess that up"
Jessica: "where are we going"
Nick: "..."
*drive off in their car*
Jessica: "oh here it is hahahahahahaah"
Nick: ":@*
That's pretty much a synopsis of the whole series.
Jessica: "is this tuna salad or chicken?"
Nick: "It's tuna. Have you never had tuna before?!"
Jessica: "I thought the can said chicken"
Nick: "I've seen you eating tuna before you KNOW what it tastes like"
Jessica: "oh"
...
Jessica: "so why is this called chicken then?"
END/
Azul wrote:
> Cub!st wrote:
> Bite me.
>
> No thanks - I don't want to run the risk of contracting
> AIDS/rabies/esophageal aperistalsis.
>
> And besides - I'm merely saying, and you go all American Hussy™ on
> me.
> Grow up, woman.
Good comments ya got there sunshine, sign the gusetbook!
> Cub!st wrote:
> Bite me.
>
> No thanks - I don't want to run the risk of contracting
> AIDS/rabies/esophageal aperistalsis.
>
> And besides - I'm merely saying, and you go all American Hussy™ on
> me.
> Grow up, woman.
Good comments ya got there sunshine, sign the gusetbook!
Cub!st wrote:
> Bite me.
No thanks - I don't want to run the risk of contracting AIDS/rabies/esophageal aperistalsis.
And besides - I'm merely saying, and you go all American Hussy™ on me.
Grow up, woman.
> Bite me.
No thanks - I don't want to run the risk of contracting AIDS/rabies/esophageal aperistalsis.
And besides - I'm merely saying, and you go all American Hussy™ on me.
Grow up, woman.
''wanna cuppa''
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