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"Messy Desks"

I sit at my computer every day with the biggest pile of rubbish filing my desk. Its all a load of junk but i dont want to throw it out. Ive got old mobile phone charges for phones i dont own. pens that dont work, bouncyballs that have been coloured in with pens that did but no longer work. books ive never read, tapes from the 80's that havent been played for years, hats, piles of paper, paint for a car, a birthday card from 7 months ago, wires and cables and things, an empty box that once helf some england boxer shorts, etc. etc.

Basicaly what this thread is about is who has the most bizare item on their desk.

Post away.

Lil Bro wrote:
> How can a bouncy ball not work if it's still in one piece?

I was refering to the pens that dont work in the previous sentence. They dont work because i wasted the ink on stupid things like colouring in balls.

And inside the drawers there is :
Adapter plugs
Pc cables
Final fantasy games
All my personal paperwork/bank statements/I.D
Broken sword 1 & 2 (the only P.C games i've got)
String
Map of Slough
Map of London underground
Glue
Many pens
Huge amounts of paperwork regarding music
A piece of paper with e-mail addresses on it
A psychological profile of myself
Pack of cards

Flockhart wrote:

> Lots of half written poems/songs

Ive got loads of those all over the house. Ive tried to collect them all together into one book and even sterted typing up the good ones onto my pc.

How can a bouncy ball not work if it's still in one piece?

P.C
C.D lens cleaner
Phone
Map of uxbridge
Glass(empty)
Headphone signal sender
Alarm clock
Portable T.V
Razor
Box about card tricks
Mojo magazine from 1998
Lots of half written poems/songs

Stress Toy
Coasters
Folders
Various printouts
Pens
Demented Rentacrate container with a face on it
Small plastic crate filled with floppy disks
Notepads

And underneath:
2 old PCs (A 486DXS and a Pentium 120)
Several packets of paper
Old buckets filled with waste paper
Notepads
Crisp packets

A microphone
A rip off SNES controller for the PC
2 pairs of headphones
2 screwdrivers
1 coca cola branded organiser
2 floppy disks
18 DVD-r's
A Sony camcorder
a tipp-ex pocket mouse
a pair of scissors
3 pens
1 calculator
an EM picture of the human retina
2 note pads
a copy of the most recent PCZone magazine
a 10ml bottle of UV reactive dye

Hm.. there's:

A coaster with my chewing gum on it
Monitor
Speaker
Half a bottle of Coke
Coke lid
Mobile
Digicam
Lotsa paperwork
Tablet
And 4 shelves with too much on..

I sit at my computer every day with the biggest pile of rubbish filing my desk. Its all a load of junk but i dont want to throw it out. Ive got old mobile phone charges for phones i dont own. pens that dont work, bouncyballs that have been coloured in with pens that did but no longer work. books ive never read, tapes from the 80's that havent been played for years, hats, piles of paper, paint for a car, a birthday card from 7 months ago, wires and cables and things, an empty box that once helf some england boxer shorts, etc. etc.

Basicaly what this thread is about is who has the most bizare item on their desk.

Post away.