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"What can I eat to put on flesh?"

I'm 6'2" and 12 stone - hardly underweight for my height, but I'm such a skinny f*k you wouldn't believe it. So what should I be doing to put a bit of flesh on my arms and legs? I'm quite active and walk quite a bit, which keeps me in shape. I eat lots of meat, especially steak and chicken, which I've read helps you grow outwards. In fact, I eat a lot of junk food, but don't seem to get any fatter. I don't want to take any powders - my brother did that and went a bit too far (he's a bit too chubby now). So come on - flesh tips for Monkey_man please! And anyone who mentions the Atkins diet gets the Daily Mail shoved down their throat until it comes out their ass.

And learn lots of pointless facts about geeky things.

Someone get Stryke in here, it's an emergency.

I went on a hunger strike, I didn't win :(

(~ O)
/ O \

With Marshmellows

Then try stuffed crust.

Er...that's more or less what I do anyway...

Eat pizza every night.
Watch Sci-fi programmes.

I garuantee that within 2 months, you will have mantits and be known as "SR Forum Guy"

* upchucks *

Mystique wrote:
> He should give up having sex, it's a real calorie burner you know.

Just lick up the mess afterwards. Full of protein.


...or so I've heard.

AliBoy wrote:
> Pig out after a workout on stuff like eggs and meals. also eating late
> at night as you tend not to burn much of it off at night.

I hardly eat during the day then eat the three main meals a day worth all at night in junk food. :)

> *Reminds me of the south park episode when Cartman gets real fat on
> the weight gain stuff.

Kyle: "Cartman you're such a fat ass that when you walk down the street people go Goddamn it that's a big fat ass!"
Cartman: "No they don't!"
Random guy: "Goddamn it that's a big fat ass!"
Cartman: "Ey!"

He should give up having sex, it's a real calorie burner you know.