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"What can I eat to put on flesh?"

I'm 6'2" and 12 stone - hardly underweight for my height, but I'm such a skinny f*k you wouldn't believe it. So what should I be doing to put a bit of flesh on my arms and legs? I'm quite active and walk quite a bit, which keeps me in shape. I eat lots of meat, especially steak and chicken, which I've read helps you grow outwards. In fact, I eat a lot of junk food, but don't seem to get any fatter. I don't want to take any powders - my brother did that and went a bit too far (he's a bit too chubby now). So come on - flesh tips for Monkey_man please! And anyone who mentions the Atkins diet gets the Daily Mail shoved down their throat until it comes out their ass.

Icarus wrote:
> I'm 18 and weigh 8st. Can't say I eat loads though; just whatever's
> necessary.
>
> *chomps away at a bat's head*

Icarus Ozzbourne? :0D

ROCK ON!!!

Go on, eat your way through a cow, go on. Mush!! MUSH!!! Muahaha!

You can see my rips, although I don't have inverse nipples.

Hehe. You can see mine if I stretch. I need to be a bit taller, or I just look like a fat midget :0|

But do you have an NHS stamp on your chest? No? I win.

If you want to put weight on try eating:

Lettuce,
Carrot,
Tomato,
Cucumber,
Low fat dressings and spreads.

Seems to work well for me.

Blank wrote:
> But do you have an NHS stamp on your chest? No? I win.

Eh!? :0|

Ineedsleep wrote:
> If you want to put weight on try eating:
>
> Lettuce,
> Carrot,
> Tomato,
> Cucumber,
> Low fat dressings and spreads.
>
> Seems to work well for me.

*Sniggers*

Brilliant.

Kiriyama wrote:
> Blank wrote:
> But do you have an NHS stamp on your chest? No? I win.
>
> Eh!? :0|

I stamped myself with an NHS stamp. It has the address of a dental clinic on. I wasted some tax payer's money. It felt good.