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"What's the worst thing you've done?"

The most evil and guilty thing that you've ever committed in life... so erm what was it?

Remember though, the government are watching us.

I put a snowball in a postbox once. It was in Cornwall and I live miles away from there, so they'll never catch me!!!

Mantis wrote:
I don't know why but I threw one as hard as I could, and coz
> i'm such a good shot it hit here right in the face.
>
> I felt terrible. I just causd immence pain to this girl i was
> chatting up a few minute previously. Her nose was bleeding, her face
> bright red and she was trying to hold back tears. I said sorry but
> afterwar felt like a right gimp. I havn't talked to either of them
> since. :)

Images of Dumb and Dumber come to mind - where Carey smashed the woman in the face with a snoball :)

I was out stealing milk bottles with a few mates, we'd done it a few times before and had a laugh.

The local primary school had a delivery of about 90 1/2 pint bottles for the infants, and we nicked the lot.

Another time out 'milking', it was 'pay the milkman day', and we had all the cash too.

I put a hose pipe in someone's letter box, which broke his phone, fax & answer machine thing. Also shrunk his carpet.

*giggles*

I got a few

Stole a magazine(yea a videogame one) when I was about 9. Felt really bad after it afterwards.

Non in the eyes of the law its just mosly causing pain to people. I remember recently it was snowing where I live, my mates and I were goofing around in the snow of course. This fit girl and her not quite so fit friend were also out in the snow. The lads and I decided to mess about with them.

We went over and I was try to chat as casualy as possible. I soon realised that the fit girl was out of my league, so I turned my attention to her friend. I was just messing flirting a bit with her, then for some bizzare reason I decided to throw snowballs. Guess what. I don't know why but I threw one as hard as I could, and coz i'm such a good shot it hit here right in the face.

I felt terrible. I just causd immence pain to this girl i was chatting up a few minute previously. Her nose was bleeding, her face bright red and she was trying to hold back tears. I said sorry but afterwar felt like a right gimp. I havn't talked to either of them since. :)

Being an 80 Kg chunk of muscle/flab (roughly 1:1 ratio) I managed to step on another guys' thigh as I sprinted down the wing of a rugby field.

You know, how as a forward you NEVER get that chance to run down the wing with nobody in front of you? I took the chance and stomped on the oppositions' bes players' thigh.

T'was a wonderful fealing.

Did she tell you about the good time I gave her?

SHEEPY wrote:
> I stole somebody's girlfriend because I'm so sexy

Strange, Vicki came home the other day and said a strange rambling scotsman had been trying to talk to her.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> She means she stole it and then crashed it. Illeagal because it wasn't
> her car.

I was being pedantic. :)

I stole somebody's girlfriend because I'm so sexy