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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY (September Poetry) sponsored by Fate herself"

Here's a great suggestion which came up in digestion. If you can turn a tidy rhyme then you can make a prime dime.

Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.

Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.

Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)

Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).

Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.

*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.

I'd sue if I were you, in fact, I'll represent you in court, we'll sue him for every penny he's got!! Muhahaha!! (that's a lot of penny's ya know..)

Well, saw the topic and thought I may as well have a go ... so here goes nothing!


I call it "SR Criminal" (extended version) But beware, you REALLY need to get into the Michael Jackson rythm of the song, or else ...

*scratches decks*


OWWW!!


*cue intro*


VERSE
I was walking down the hallway, of a mansion, it was Tony's
He had pictures on both sides, of all sorts, it was all gay (happy)
There were photos of his children, his companions, including Snuggly
I had many many thoughts now, but the biggest one was "where was Tony?"

Tony are you OK, Tony are you OK, are you OK Tony (X3)

Tony are you OK, SO TONY ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK TONY?!?

CHORUS
Tony are you OK, 'coz you're missing, from the party
Full of all the SR members, some are chirpy, and some are ugly Tony
Look around the whole room and you will see that it is your doom
Edgy chewing on Fate's china, and the sofas and the party balloons.

*music plays*

Tony are you OK, Tony are you OK, are you OK Tony -> (X3)

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, an SR Criminal!


*music plays*

VERSE
I reached the end of the hallway, saw a GREEN sign, so I went that way
Here I saw Goatboy, and pb, but not yet Edgy :)
And in the mist stood Sniper, he was lonesome, he looked hungry
I asked him "where was Tony? Doesn't he know that it's his party?!"

*We cried: Tony are you OK, Tony are you OK, are you OK Tony -> (X3)

Tony are you OK, SO TONY ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK TONY?!?

CHORUS
Tony are you OK, I'm worried 'coz, DW's gay
I heard sounds in the bedroom, and it sounded like, hard bondage to me
And that's what Dead Wonder does, when he starts feeling, kinda "kinky"
I've warned all the other members, but I forgot one, the one and only Tony!!

*music plays*

VERSE
Due to my suspicion, I went upstairs, to the bedrooms
Searched from one to the other, but my chances, they were looking gloom
But wait one moment, "what's going on?", "what is this?"
There was DW, had Tony tied up, and had a long whip


*I said: Tony are you OK, Tony are you OK, are you OK Tony -> (X3)

You've been hit by ... you've been struck by ... DW the Criminal!!


*music plays while DW runs out the room with his rubber gear on*

FINAL CHORUS
Tony are you OK, I've found you, you'll be OK
Come back and join the party, if you're feeling, OK Tony
Or I could just leave you here, and run away with, all your money
And never will I, have to try for, a darn GAD again!

*I strut my stuff in front of the camera during the outro*


THE END


Spankyou ... spankyou very much!


:)

Hmm, I can make up limerics!

There was a young man from Dover
To tie up his shoes he bent over
he got hit by a ball
fell over a wall
now he wishes he was sober

It doesn't make sense, it has nothing to do with gaming, but I made it up, so none of that matters :-)

There was a game fan from Deven
When he got a Cube he was in heaven
then Xbox came out
he let out a shout
now he's in prison 'till eleven

That was a microsoft fan disturbing the peace :-)

There was a young man called Snug
he made everyone look a mug
then he gave out GAD
everyone went mad
now everyone think's he quite good

:-D

Posh Kid understands the concept of a poem i see.....

cookie monster wrote:
> Posh Kid understands the concept of a poem i see.....

He also missed a cunning link. He should have said it was the alien ANT farm version for an additional link!

Limerics are the way to the future. I think.

RiCkOsS wrote:
> Limerics are the way to the future. I think.

well personally i prefer the ottava rima form or the Petrachan Sonnet. How about you?

EXCELLENT Posh Kid! That truely rocks. No, really, I loved it.

:c)

Shut up :-)