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Here's a great suggestion which came up in digestion. If you can turn a tidy rhyme then you can make a prime dime.
Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.
Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.
Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)
Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).
Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.
*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.
Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.
Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.
Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)
Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).
Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.
*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.
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(to the tune of Batman)
Na na na na na na na na Snuggly!
He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e gives us Gah-ADs!
I don't think he's very beardy
And he doesn't follow the latest fa-hads
Na na na na na na na na Tony!
He has lots of old car-ars
He likes to pick up birds when he's horn-ny
And take them down to the local ba-ars
Na na na na na na na na loki!
He's hardly ever on the for-ums!
With his big stick he likes to get poke-ey!
And spends his time in the lesbian chat rooms!
Na na na na na na na na Bra-ad
He's in the Masters Of The Unvierse
Even though he's staff he has a Gah-AD
The rest of the time he's stealing Mystique's pur-urse!
Na na na na na na na na schreoder!
She's the nurse of SR!
She patches them up after chair races
And she knows who shot JR!
Na na na na na na na na Darkus!
We don't know much about him
In his basement he has a rotting carcus!
Which he ran over on his way home from the gy-im!
Na na na na na na na Bob!
He's probably as old as Ton-ey!
He's never on the forums so he doesn't do his jo-ob!
And I bet cos he's old he's very boney!
Na na na na na na na na Snuggly!
He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e gives us Gah-ADs!
I don't think he's very beardy
And he doesn't follow the latest fa-hads
Na na na na na na na na Tony!
He has lots of old car-ars
He likes to pick up birds when he's horn-ny
And take them down to the local ba-ars
Na na na na na na na na loki!
He's hardly ever on the for-ums!
With his big stick he likes to get poke-ey!
And spends his time in the lesbian chat rooms!
Na na na na na na na na Bra-ad
He's in the Masters Of The Unvierse
Even though he's staff he has a Gah-AD
The rest of the time he's stealing Mystique's pur-urse!
Na na na na na na na na schreoder!
She's the nurse of SR!
She patches them up after chair races
And she knows who shot JR!
Na na na na na na na na Darkus!
We don't know much about him
In his basement he has a rotting carcus!
Which he ran over on his way home from the gy-im!
Na na na na na na na Bob!
He's probably as old as Ton-ey!
He's never on the forums so he doesn't do his jo-ob!
And I bet cos he's old he's very boney!
Ahem...
The cat sat on the mat.
The cat sat on the mat.
My poems are beautiful.
Mantis wrote:
> Ahem...
>
> The cat sat on the mat.
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BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
> Ahem...
>
> The cat sat on the mat.
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BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
A limerick:
There once was a man called tony,
who was strong and handsome, not boney,
He is really great they all say,
so they can win gameaday
and claim something for their sony.
Their we go a modern SR masterpeice
There once was a man called tony,
who was strong and handsome, not boney,
He is really great they all say,
so they can win gameaday
and claim something for their sony.
Their we go a modern SR masterpeice
I entered this one in the Extra Gameaday joke competition, and I suppose you could say it relates to "people or animals of the forums".
It's called "My Little Willy".
I like my little Willy,
he’s small and very hairy,
I like to stroke him lots and lots,
I know he likes it when I do,
and when my relatives come round,
they like to stroke him too.
It’s always fun when Willy is around,
and life is never a bore,
but he does have this awful habit,
of weeing on the floor.
Willy likes the ladies,
of this I’m very certain,
because he stands up at the windowsill,
and pokes out through the curtain.
In wintertime he gets very chilly,
so he has to wear some clothes,
but in the heat of summertime he gets too hot,
so I spray him with a hose.
I love to stroke him in front of a cosy fire,
he always gives me pleasure,
he’s such a cute little hairy thing,
a real little treasure.
Even at the dinner table,
I reach down and give him a feel,
sometimes I’m told off though,
and must wash my hands before I eat my meal.
Once I let a woman stroke it,
but she ran away and hid,
I guess she must have had a bad experience,
with a similar one when she was a kid.
Sometimes I go for a jog with Willy,
and show him to passers-by,
I ask if they want a stroke but many do refuse,
never mind as it was worth a try.
Willy likes it when the postman knocks,
it gets all in a fury,
but if my Willy were to touch his hand,
I’d end up before a jury.
I often take my little Willy outside,
through rain or snow or fog,
oh, and did I forget to mention.....
Willy is a dog!!!
It's called "My Little Willy".
I like my little Willy,
he’s small and very hairy,
I like to stroke him lots and lots,
I know he likes it when I do,
and when my relatives come round,
they like to stroke him too.
It’s always fun when Willy is around,
and life is never a bore,
but he does have this awful habit,
of weeing on the floor.
Willy likes the ladies,
of this I’m very certain,
because he stands up at the windowsill,
and pokes out through the curtain.
In wintertime he gets very chilly,
so he has to wear some clothes,
but in the heat of summertime he gets too hot,
so I spray him with a hose.
I love to stroke him in front of a cosy fire,
he always gives me pleasure,
he’s such a cute little hairy thing,
a real little treasure.
Even at the dinner table,
I reach down and give him a feel,
sometimes I’m told off though,
and must wash my hands before I eat my meal.
Once I let a woman stroke it,
but she ran away and hid,
I guess she must have had a bad experience,
with a similar one when she was a kid.
Sometimes I go for a jog with Willy,
and show him to passers-by,
I ask if they want a stroke but many do refuse,
never mind as it was worth a try.
Willy likes it when the postman knocks,
it gets all in a fury,
but if my Willy were to touch his hand,
I’d end up before a jury.
I often take my little Willy outside,
through rain or snow or fog,
oh, and did I forget to mention.....
Willy is a dog!!!
But that has nothing to do with any of the subjects tony mentioned...
Whitestripes wrote:
> But that has nothing to do with any of the subjects tony mentioned...
just create a user called willy the dog then!
> But that has nothing to do with any of the subjects tony mentioned...
just create a user called willy the dog then!
Stryke's Smugness
Stryke scored well in his exams.
He was smug
Stryke got his 100th Game A Day win.
He was smug
Stryke almost won the notable election.
He was smug
Stryke looked thoughtful on the photo of him on a rollercoaster.
He was smug
Stryke realised he has seen more films than most other users.
He was smug
Stryke realised that he and Grix Thraves are in fact the same person.
He was no longer smug
I thank you
Stryke scored well in his exams.
He was smug
Stryke got his 100th Game A Day win.
He was smug
Stryke almost won the notable election.
He was smug
Stryke looked thoughtful on the photo of him on a rollercoaster.
He was smug
Stryke realised he has seen more films than most other users.
He was smug
Stryke realised that he and Grix Thraves are in fact the same person.
He was no longer smug
I thank you
There Tony goes again, using my "er-'s"
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