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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY (September Poetry) sponsored by Fate herself"

Here's a great suggestion which came up in digestion. If you can turn a tidy rhyme then you can make a prime dime.

Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.

Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.

Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)

Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).

Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.

*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.

"Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums."

Isn't it obvious and plain to see
I am as deep as deep can be
However, I am still a man
Who wouldn't want to see Buffy
Covered in jam.

Dead Wonder wrote:
> This one's from the ITV show Lads Army...
>
> The song/rhyme about Corperal Nauyokis is the tune...I've only done
> the main part.
>
> Oh J Savo…
> You are a gimp,
> You called Schro a ho…
> So she went and got her pimp.
>
> :-D (No, I DIDN’T just call Schro a ho!)

Heheh heh he h...........

whatchoo call me?

Whoops, doesn't suit the agenda. OK

Through the eyes of an 8 year old

Dogs are cuddily
Dogs are fun
They slobber on your face
And smell your bum

Cats are evil
They scratch your face
They are turly the scum
Of the animal race

Hamsters are smelly
They're also small
You can fit them anywhere
Isn't that cool?

Frogs are slimy
They jump around all day
They also look like
Gerald Houllier

Snakes are scary
They have big fangs
I'm running low on laughter
Let's take it to my nan's

This is my poem
Some fun has been had
I hope Miss fater likes this
So i can win a GAD

schroeder wrote:
> Heheh heh he h...........
>
> whatchoo call me?

:cP You never voted for me :c(

You're not REALLY a ho...

Bah, Poetry Competiton......

I already suggested a better idea, Erotic Storywriting!

Once upon a time there was a man called Snuggly,
beleive me he was not very huggy,

He likes his doughnuts,
and he quite often goes nuts

he grumbles and he mumbles,
and he can send you into lots of tumbles,

He has a big stick,
and he says he is smart and you are thick,

He is a force to be reckoned with,
but he is not a myth,

for he is a great man,
but be careful for he likes to ban,

Oh Mr Snuggly,
though you are not very huggy,

You are indeed a friend
but can be an awful fiend

THE END

Mandatare wrote:
> Whoops, doesn't suit the agenda. OK
>
> Through the eyes of an 8 year old
>
> Dogs are cuddily
> Dogs are fun
> They slobber on your face
> And smell your bum
>
> Cats are evil
> They scratch your face
> They are turly the scum
> Of the animal race

Clearly a dog owner

Obviously forgets a few, very key facts:

Dogs smell, Dogs crap in your garden, Dogs need walks, Dogs bark all the time, Dogs are big and scare visitors.

Cats are friendly, you can stroke them, they don't jump on you whenever they see you, they're quiet, they bury their crap and are generally, in my opinion, much more of a 'pet' than a dog.

er-no wrote:
> Isn't it obvious and plain to see
> I am as deep as deep can be
> However, I am still a man
> Who wouldn't want to see Buffy
> Covered in jam.

Indeed Buffy's fine, you are right
And I'd certainly have her for a night
But being covered in jam would make me scream
It only works with whipping cream.

Dead Wonder wrote:
> schroeder wrote:
> Heheh heh he h...........
>
> whatchoo call me?
>
> :cP You never voted for me :c(


Sorry, just didn't want to upset Herc or Tom so decided not to vote at all.

I heard they had an elaborate revenge plan in store for me otherwise you see.