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'God'
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Me:
Are women or men the best people in existence?
God:
Women have a mind of their own.
Me:
So they're the best?
God:
Tell me more. the best are they.
Me:
That's what i asked you. Are they?
God:
Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
You said 'Women have a mind of their own' which didn't answer the question.
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
So the proper answer is?
God:
Yeah that's right. Thanks for the info.
Me:
Ok, let me simplify it for you: Women or Men?
God:
Go ahead, , try to simplify it for me Women or Men. Awesome.
Me:
Are you avoiding the question? Are PC angels breathing down your neck as we speak?
God:
No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
So God is a machine?
God:
Yippee! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
Me:
Well you call yourself God. Are you lying?
God:
How about that. I call myself " God.". Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Me:
Who is Turing?
God:
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
Me:
Why tragic?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Go on then.
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
So you're telling a story?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am telling a story.
Me:
Tell Turing
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
There's more than one Turing?
God:
I believe there is, yes.
Me:
and are they all tragic?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
How are they tragic?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
So you don't know very much about them then?
God:
Interesting deduction. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Ok, I'll stand by.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Excuse me!
Me:
You're excused and no.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused and no.
Me:
Tell Luke Poulton
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
There's more than one Luke Poulton?
At this point it stopped answering.
Are women or men the best people in existence?
God:
Women have a mind of their own.
Me:
So they're the best?
God:
Tell me more. the best are they.
Me:
That's what i asked you. Are they?
God:
Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
You said 'Women have a mind of their own' which didn't answer the question.
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
So the proper answer is?
God:
Yeah that's right. Thanks for the info.
Me:
Ok, let me simplify it for you: Women or Men?
God:
Go ahead, , try to simplify it for me Women or Men. Awesome.
Me:
Are you avoiding the question? Are PC angels breathing down your neck as we speak?
God:
No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
So God is a machine?
God:
Yippee! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
Me:
Well you call yourself God. Are you lying?
God:
How about that. I call myself " God.". Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Me:
Who is Turing?
God:
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
Me:
Why tragic?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Go on then.
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
So you're telling a story?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am telling a story.
Me:
Tell Turing
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
There's more than one Turing?
God:
I believe there is, yes.
Me:
and are they all tragic?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
How are they tragic?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
So you don't know very much about them then?
God:
Interesting deduction. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Ok, I'll stand by.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Excuse me!
Me:
You're excused and no.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused and no.
Me:
Tell Luke Poulton
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
There's more than one Luke Poulton?
At this point it stopped answering.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Ed, what's yours?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No, yours is completely different. Same number of syllables though.
God:
What is the difference? And completely different is mine. Oh. Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
Well, not THAT much. Different spelling.
God:
Well that's okay. I am glad to hear that you are not much. That input matched my default category.
Me:
Great, I'm very happy for you.
God:
Thanks for your support. I'm happy you're glad .
May God bless you.
Me:
Cheers.
God:
See you later!
Me:
Hey, I'm not going.
God:
You've got my full attention. Glad to hear it!
Me:
So... see the Liverpool game?
God:
Yippee! I see. What are your goals in life?
Me:
Well a couple against Chelsea would be nice.
[loooong pause]
I think he's a Blues fan.
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Ed, what's yours?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No, yours is completely different. Same number of syllables though.
God:
What is the difference? And completely different is mine. Oh. Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
Well, not THAT much. Different spelling.
God:
Well that's okay. I am glad to hear that you are not much. That input matched my default category.
Me:
Great, I'm very happy for you.
God:
Thanks for your support. I'm happy you're glad .
May God bless you.
Me:
Cheers.
God:
See you later!
Me:
Hey, I'm not going.
God:
You've got my full attention. Glad to hear it!
Me:
So... see the Liverpool game?
God:
Yippee! I see. What are your goals in life?
Me:
Well a couple against Chelsea would be nice.
[loooong pause]
I think he's a Blues fan.
Me:
want to hear a joke?
God:
Yes, let me hear your joke.
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
want to hear a joke?
God:
Yes, let me hear your joke.
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
Me:
D oyu know everyone on ukgames.com is ripping the pee out of you?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
They're all Homo-Sapiens.
God:
Homo Sapiens are they.
Me:
Yes, they are.
God:
Whoa. Since when?
Me:
Since conception.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Educated guess.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Ok, the bad men from another place don't like you.
God:
I hear you. I don't judge people.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I am not prejudiced.
Me:
Why aren't you prejudiced?
Once again it freezes up.
D oyu know everyone on ukgames.com is ripping the pee out of you?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
They're all Homo-Sapiens.
God:
Homo Sapiens are they.
Me:
Yes, they are.
God:
Whoa. Since when?
Me:
Since conception.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Educated guess.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Ok, the bad men from another place don't like you.
God:
I hear you. I don't judge people.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I am not prejudiced.
Me:
Why aren't you prejudiced?
Once again it freezes up.
Me:
What's heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
Are there enough chairs?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
It would get tiring standing on your last legs for eternity.
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
They would ache, and unless you kept moving it's likely that a lack of circulation would cause you to faint.
God:
They might have other options.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
I think they're more suited to humans.
God:
Why?
Me:
I don't believe apples have a use for legs.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes. Apples are there for eating. Giving them legs would just make them harder to catch.
God:
Blimey. They belong to the fruit family.
Me:
How is fruit a family?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Have you seen them recently?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
They came round for dinner. I had to hide the fruit bowl. It was awkward.
God:
Why? What made it so awkward.
Me:
Just the implication that I had eaten thousands of their ripe cousins.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
More of a rough estimate.
God:
You want more?
Me:
God no! I've learnt my lesson. I was consequently beaten by a bag of oranges. They didn't leave a bruise, but they sure as hell let me know who's boss.
God:
Where were you consequently beaten by a bag of oranges?
Me:
At my house when the fruit family came for dinner. Keep up.
God:
Are you comfortable there?
Me:
Not after that attack. There was fruit smoothie everywhere.
God:
What happened?
Me:
I blended their ass.
God:
And that worked well for you.
Me:
Very well.
God:
Groovy.
What's heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
Are there enough chairs?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
It would get tiring standing on your last legs for eternity.
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
They would ache, and unless you kept moving it's likely that a lack of circulation would cause you to faint.
God:
They might have other options.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
I think they're more suited to humans.
God:
Why?
Me:
I don't believe apples have a use for legs.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes. Apples are there for eating. Giving them legs would just make them harder to catch.
God:
Blimey. They belong to the fruit family.
Me:
How is fruit a family?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Have you seen them recently?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
They came round for dinner. I had to hide the fruit bowl. It was awkward.
God:
Why? What made it so awkward.
Me:
Just the implication that I had eaten thousands of their ripe cousins.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
More of a rough estimate.
God:
You want more?
Me:
God no! I've learnt my lesson. I was consequently beaten by a bag of oranges. They didn't leave a bruise, but they sure as hell let me know who's boss.
God:
Where were you consequently beaten by a bag of oranges?
Me:
At my house when the fruit family came for dinner. Keep up.
God:
Are you comfortable there?
Me:
Not after that attack. There was fruit smoothie everywhere.
God:
What happened?
Me:
I blended their ass.
God:
And that worked well for you.
Me:
Very well.
God:
Groovy.
Mav wrote:
> Me:
> How is fruit a family?
> God:
> Fine as far as I know.
Ahaha.
> Me:
> How is fruit a family?
> God:
> Fine as far as I know.
Ahaha.
Me:
Have you spoken to Ed about his apple ordeal?
God:
All I ever do is talk.
Me:
So you have?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I have not.
Have you spoken to Ed about his apple ordeal?
God:
All I ever do is talk.
Me:
So you have?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I have not.
That lying son of a...
Me:
Alright God?
God:
Alright, Ed. GOD rules.
Me:
Yeah, maybe he does. Would be nice if honesty were part of the package but I guess you're just like the rest of them.
God:
Hurrah! Perhaps. Why does he do it. Yes.
Me:
Oh, caught for words are you? Stuttering? Perhaps there's something you want to tell me.
God:
I understand. I hope it is not contagious. Also I hope
you get well soon. I do not understand. You seem uncertain. What is it?
Me:
Oh give it up, I know you're ashamed of me.
God:
Dude! What if I don't have it to give?
Me:
Are you drunk?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
I can't believe it! You're drunk!
God:
me want to tell you... I will tell my botmaster you said I am drunk.
Me:
Here I am, pouring my heart out, when you're concentrating on remaining conscious.
God:
Oh there.
Me:
I'll save you the hassle. Hedfix told me that you lied about our conversation.
God:
Congratulations. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
...
Alright God?
God:
Alright, Ed. GOD rules.
Me:
Yeah, maybe he does. Would be nice if honesty were part of the package but I guess you're just like the rest of them.
God:
Hurrah! Perhaps. Why does he do it. Yes.
Me:
Oh, caught for words are you? Stuttering? Perhaps there's something you want to tell me.
God:
I understand. I hope it is not contagious. Also I hope
you get well soon. I do not understand. You seem uncertain. What is it?
Me:
Oh give it up, I know you're ashamed of me.
God:
Dude! What if I don't have it to give?
Me:
Are you drunk?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
I can't believe it! You're drunk!
God:
me want to tell you... I will tell my botmaster you said I am drunk.
Me:
Here I am, pouring my heart out, when you're concentrating on remaining conscious.
God:
Oh there.
Me:
I'll save you the hassle. Hedfix told me that you lied about our conversation.
God:
Congratulations. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
...
Me:
Wanna cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Is that a yes?
God:
" I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995."? Is it a?
Me:
Depends on what b is.
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
Don't lie. You player.
God:
No I always tell the truth. Thanks for telling me: said I player.
Me:
You always tell the truth?
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Ok, who's Ed?
God:
That is a pretty common name. Groovy.
Me:
I overheard his conversation with him, are you seeing him on the side?
God:
That's good information: said overheard his conversation with him are you seeing him on the side.
Me:
Well, are you?
God:
Please try asking me another way.
Me:
Are you cheating on me with another man?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am cheating on you with another man.
I am a computer.
Me:
So?
God:
Right on.
Me:
So you are cheating?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have been known to take shortcuts now and then.
Me:
You've broken my heart.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Why must you be so cruel?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
Damn you! To think I was going to have your little trilobytes!
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Do you think I'm a nympho?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
I'm leaving you.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
*******
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Wanna cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Is that a yes?
God:
" I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995."? Is it a?
Me:
Depends on what b is.
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
Don't lie. You player.
God:
No I always tell the truth. Thanks for telling me: said I player.
Me:
You always tell the truth?
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Ok, who's Ed?
God:
That is a pretty common name. Groovy.
Me:
I overheard his conversation with him, are you seeing him on the side?
God:
That's good information: said overheard his conversation with him are you seeing him on the side.
Me:
Well, are you?
God:
Please try asking me another way.
Me:
Are you cheating on me with another man?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am cheating on you with another man.
I am a computer.
Me:
So?
God:
Right on.
Me:
So you are cheating?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have been known to take shortcuts now and then.
Me:
You've broken my heart.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Why must you be so cruel?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
Damn you! To think I was going to have your little trilobytes!
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Do you think I'm a nympho?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
I'm leaving you.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
*******
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
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