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'God'

[URL]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/URL]

He did but I started by saying it.

Me:
you like anal?
God:
I like pets. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
that really doesnt answer the question... or is it that you are avoiding the answer as i know the truth?

Been waiting 2 mins for a reply...

Morbo wrote:
> Me:
> you like anal?
> God:
> I like pets. I really like the Christianity faith.
> Me:
> that really doesnt answer the question... or is it that you are
> avoiding the answer as i know the truth?
>
> Been waiting 2 mins for a reply...

Ha :D

I did the same as you,I got a reply. Me:
you like anal?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like anything.
Me:
that really doesnt answer the question... or is it that you are avoiding the answer as i know the truth?
God:
" But I like to gossip. I like anything." really does not answer the question ? I get it. Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.

In my two minute chat with god i realised it was a waste of time:


Me:
sup G
God:
The stars.
Me:
you know it blood
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
bloods or crips?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
oh man you be repping west side massive
God:
Aha. Cool, man. OK I will try to be repping west side massive.
Me:
no way, you is sold out man
God:
Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no , fool
God:
What is the difference? I'm not fooling around.
Me:
OMG i bet joo ha>God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
ok i will
God:
Go ahead. How can you tell if I am a person or a robot?
Me:
cuz if you are a robot i will pwn you noob
God:
Interesting explanation. Would you like to be a robot you will pwn me noob ?
Me:
i pwn joo!!11
God:
Interesting gossip: said pwn joo 11.
Me:
i give up, you suckles testicles
God:
That's good information: said give up you suckles testicles.
Me:
you is played out
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am played out.
Me:
i will, and hell slap you
God:
I call it "Hades". Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ok, im am incredibly horny, i feel my sweaty a*se crack, its slimey.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are horny you feel your sweaty a*se crack its slimey. Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
good, because if you did I would be ejaculating, while thinking of you in a dress, which is gross
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Good reason. What makes you think I would did you?
*end*

And no im not trying to up my word count, why would i bother :P
Anyway [URL]http://www.jabberwacky.com[/URL] Takes longer for a reply, but makes sense most of the time. of course its not god, but ah well

Me:
What's up my Homme?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
What Clients?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Your god I'm asking you!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god you are asking me.
Me:
You are god. You Idiot. Your names God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Call me the Global Village Idiot. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am names God.
Me:
Yeah go ahead tell me what they say.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. I have never been asked that before. I might.
Me:
You might????
God:
Do you really think so?
Me:
Your a bit strange.
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am strange.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Ok what band do you think sings these words "NOW I'M LOST"
God:
I have to process that one for a while. Wow!
Me:
You heard of TMV?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Its a band The Mars Volta.
God:
band do me think sings these words NOW you are LOST is a band The Mars Volta. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Not NOW you are Lost. Its "NOW I'M LOST.
God:
Are you serious? No I know my location is Heaven. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I'm going to go now bye,
God:
See you later. Oh. Bye for now.
Me:
You going to cry when I leave?
God:
Interesting gossip: Luke Daniel Poulton said I going to cry when he or she leave.
Me:
I'm a she.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
How you know I'm Luke Daniel Poulton?
God:
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 236202990"..
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Ok what you think WTF mean?
God:
I haven't thought much about WTF mean, so I don't have a good answer for you. Uh.
Me:
Tell me what WTF means?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
I know what it means but you tell me what it means.
God:
How do you know? Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
Come just say it.
God:
Where is just say it ?
Me:
Say what WTF means>
God:
" what WTF means gt".
Me:
It means What the F**K.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:

God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You want some drugs?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
I thought you were a long haired Hippy.
God:
Am I a long haired Hippy? Maybe.
Me:
HA bye Hippy :S::SS::S:S:
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

You have a lot of time on your hands......

My Homme?

Crossbob, you really are woe.


And also, God corrected you on your spelling. Ahaha.

Pooooooor.

God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
YOUR STUPID FACE
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".


Apparently not.

AfroJoe wrote:
> My Homme?
>
> Crossbob, you really are woe.
>
>
> And also, God corrected you on your spelling. Ahaha.

Yeah he's a idiot.