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Me:
What is Turing's imitation game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

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Ouch.

Me:
... stfu n00b
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
what do you think of gay people?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
Quite frankly, I don't want to
God:
Somewhat. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead? Aren't you always frank?
Me:
No, sometimes I'm Fred
God:
Are you serious? How are you doing, FRED.
Me:
No.
God:
I'll do a search for it.
Me:
Go
God:
Go where?
Me:
to search for it
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Oh shut it
God:
That's cool. "it" being search for it?
Me:
*smack*
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Filthy. Stop it
God:
What kind of fashion do you like? Ok I will stop smack.
Me:
Druggy.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Doesn't make it less true. That's the ad populem fallacy that.
God:
It does now :) make it less true. Yes it is one of the ad populem fallacy that.
Me:
Thought you were infallible
God:
Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect track record of never making a single error.
Me:
Well that's that record gone. You're grammar & syntax is shocking
God:
How about that. You don't hear that sentiment very often. You think I am grammar syntax is shocking.
Me:
QED

Me:
How big was Adam's schlong?
God:
Bigger than a pin.
Me:
How much bigger?
God:
It depends on the currency exchange rates.