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"Talk to God"

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'God'

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dire. he didn't know what I was asking. what a toss pot. I always as assumed as much.

*shakes fist at sky*

Someone already did this......

Me:

God:

Me:
So how are you?
God:
It's all good. I am fine, thank you.
Me:
Do monkeys fly?
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Do you like it in the mouth?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Matthew.

God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
wteva m8
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
THE SPERM OF A HOT HUNKY CHAP
God:
Tell me more.

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Ahahaha.

Me:
you're a penis
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a penis? Yes.

This is so entertaining.

God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I prefer your mom
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my mom.

JFH wrote:
> This is so entertaining.
>
> God:
> Do you prefer books or TV?
> Me:
> I prefer your mom
> God:
> You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my mom.

what an animal..

Me:
STFU.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Va***a and boobs.

Im sure he didn't say that, bob.