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"So, you university lot..."

I know the general population of SR is at going-to-University age and because most of you are sharper than your average spoons I'm sure a lot of you are diving deep into the neverending pool of governmental debt that is higher education.

Now that it's imminent (well, about 6 weeks away) how prepared/nervous/excited do you feel about the whole thing?

Potentially the only thing that worries me is getting kidnapped by the Palestinians, which isn't very likely since I bought my lead suit.

My plan was to make a lively debate about this whole issue but it's half two in the morning and I'm trying to play online poker whilst typing this, so just try and salvage whatever you can from this.


On a side-note, what the hell has happened to this damn forum? It's like the God of binary condemned this place and wiped his biblical ass all over it. Faggy n00bs lol, k.

SHEEPY wrote:
> munn wrote:
> Which union did you join sheepu (so that I know to stay away).
>
> QM - Even though it is the wimmens one.
>
> The GU is like a school assembly hall.

Bah, and here I was planning to join the QM.

I'm sure I'll never meet you anyway.
That's a good thing (for me, terrible for you though).

if SHEEPY is walking down the street and sees a small midget wearing a waistcoat, I'm sure he'll go over to say hi to you.

I thought the waistcoat got burned up in the car crash?

I wonder how much Victoria Beckham's lawyer earns. Maybe Dringo can ask for us.

Memorandum! wrote:
> if SHEEPY is walking down the street and sees a small midget wearing a
> waistcoat, I'm sure he'll go over to say hi to you.

I'm not a midget any more.

I grew up, eventually.

And now I can't get jeans which are long enough.


And I thought I'd burned up my waistcoat, but I dunno, maybe I hit my head or soemthing and I thought I was weraring it, becaue I found it hanging up in my wardrobe.

Also:

Memorandum! wrote:
> a small midget

Do you mean as opposed to a big one?

munn wrote:
> Also:
>
> Memorandum! wrote:
> a small midget
>
> Do you mean as opposed to a big one?

I was trying to emphasise the smallness. Like, not only are you a midget, but SMALL even to midget standards.

I have no retort to that.

But I have a question for down.


Do you go to a private school?
It's just that I have a friend who went to one and she was allowed to do six highers too (getting A's in all of them, also), so I thought maybe you were allowed to do 6 because you went to a private school or something (I dunno), just because I'd never heard of anyone doing 6 until you said you did.

Yip

I'm posh as hell

Though they discourage the retards from taking six - makes them look bad in league tables etc.

Oh good. It makes me feel better about myself that I did so well by going to a regular crappy (really really really crappy) school.

In case you haven't realised already, I HATE (really really really hate) people being better than me.


I actually don't know of many private schools around Glasgow.

Only one in fact.

Where do you go (now I'll probably know of two)

I always thought Mearns Castle was private.

I go to Hutchesons Grammar