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"I'm an insanely stupid and red-faced person" commented Rafael Benitez, at a press conference today, before anyone had even asked him anything.
Once Rafa had been persuaded to raise his head out of Peter Crouch's groin, he proceeded to rule himself out of the Michael Owen race.
"For a start, he's faster than me!" said Rafa. Unfortunately, no-one laughed at his joke. Instead, the assembled media simply laughed at Rafa, for he had a £7 million honeysuckle-support sitting next to him.
"No, you see, I really do not need this Owen character. Last season, you see, I had 3 strikers, and that wasn't enough for me. Now, I am selling that guy Baros, so I will have 3 strikers. That is enough for me, cunningly meaning I can complain like a donkey with a thorn in it's schlong when Peter Crouch doesn't, as I expect, score 2 goals a game."
At this point, the media stopped asking any questions, because it was clear the extremely red-cheeked person wanted to be alone with his lamppost of a friend.
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I want Mikey back. So does every Liverpool fan.
Once Rafa had been persuaded to raise his head out of Peter Crouch's groin, he proceeded to rule himself out of the Michael Owen race.
"For a start, he's faster than me!" said Rafa. Unfortunately, no-one laughed at his joke. Instead, the assembled media simply laughed at Rafa, for he had a £7 million honeysuckle-support sitting next to him.
"No, you see, I really do not need this Owen character. Last season, you see, I had 3 strikers, and that wasn't enough for me. Now, I am selling that guy Baros, so I will have 3 strikers. That is enough for me, cunningly meaning I can complain like a donkey with a thorn in it's schlong when Peter Crouch doesn't, as I expect, score 2 goals a game."
At this point, the media stopped asking any questions, because it was clear the extremely red-cheeked person wanted to be alone with his lamppost of a friend.
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I want Mikey back. So does every Liverpool fan.
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Good, I'd like to see Newcastle have another chance, though at the moment things aren't looking great. With Owen and Shearer up front they'd have a fantastic chance.
Not to mention Scott Parker now in the midfield.
That is a great buy for Newcastle.. and Moore has Shearer esq. experience.
That is a great buy for Newcastle.. and Moore has Shearer esq. experience.
And Emre, he's pretty good.
Hell will freeze over before Mikey goes to Newcastle. They're not good enough for him, not even before they started the Souness decline.
Newcastle should set their targets a little lower. Maybe on a striker who also has Mikey-style pace and international record, but comes a little cheaper and is confirmed to be available?
Newcastle should set their targets a little lower. Maybe on a striker who also has Mikey-style pace and international record, but comes a little cheaper and is confirmed to be available?
KOPKING wrote:
> Players like Biscan and Nunez.
They are worthless.
> Players like Biscan and Nunez.
They are worthless.
Only found out yesterday that my beloved Richie Partridge has gone to Coventry on a free. Shame. Still, Liverpool didn't need him.
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> KOPKING wrote:
> Players like Biscan and Nunez.
>
> They are worthless.
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Nunez, fine. But you SHALL take that back about Igor.
He's the man. Looking forward to him in the Champs League with Fene or Gala, whichever Turkish giant he signed for in the end. Or did he go to one of the Greek two? Whatever, he'll be back. And hungry.
> KOPKING wrote:
> Players like Biscan and Nunez.
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> They are worthless.
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Nunez, fine. But you SHALL take that back about Igor.
He's the man. Looking forward to him in the Champs League with Fene or Gala, whichever Turkish giant he signed for in the end. Or did he go to one of the Greek two? Whatever, he'll be back. And hungry.
Panathinaikos.
Who should be in the Champions League next season. They're in the third qualifying stage with a rather easy team, if I remember correctly.
Who should be in the Champions League next season. They're in the third qualifying stage with a rather easy team, if I remember correctly.
Ah, so it won't be an Igor/Rivaldo combo? One the icons of the last 10 years in sport - paired with a Brazilian? That would've been something.
Ahaha, wonderful.
But yeah, I do hope Panathanikos or w/e get through simply for the wonder of Igor in the group stages.
But yeah, I do hope Panathanikos or w/e get through simply for the wonder of Igor in the group stages.
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