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Here's my joke -
$200 Bucks It Is...
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
Please add your contribution -
$200 Bucks It Is...
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
Please add your contribution -
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Remember lifes simple pleasures when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and slap the git.
You two have a severe lack of a sense of humour.
I know, doesn't even make sense.
Not even funny to me.
But I don't like that joke.
I heard this one, offensive too.
Q. What does DNA stand for?
A. National Dislexic Association
Q. What does DNA stand for?
A. National Dislexic Association
Never make friends with a retarded dwarf........ its not big and its not clever!
(no offense meant to dwarfs or retarded people)
(no offense meant to dwarfs or retarded people)
Deservedly the worst joke, I'm sure you will agree.
This was voted the worst joke ever -
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo, who?
Don't boo hoo!
Boo.
Boo, who?
Don't boo hoo!
Fiery Salamander wrote:
> Attempting to access file laughter please wait.....c:/laughter.
>
> error, laughter could not be found!
That made me laugh more than the joke. And, what's above is true!
> Attempting to access file laughter please wait.....c:/laughter.
>
> error, laughter could not be found!
That made me laugh more than the joke. And, what's above is true!
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