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Anyway, it's just softcore porn for randy 13 year olds, although Elisha Cuthbert does have a nice rack, and you do get to see quite a lot of it, but not enough.
I wanted to see Kim's boobies.
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Anyway, it's just softcore porn for randy 13 year olds, although Elisha Cuthbert does have a nice rack, and you do get to see quite a lot of it, but not enough.
I wanted to see Kim's boobies.
Along with my rubber glove and box of tissues.
But the fact Cuthbert agreed to do the film on the condition of no nakedness makes me doubt the director's artistic integrity.
SWEET I tell you.
And it is better than the usual teen tripe, but it's just another teen-rom-com at heart, and there's this ridiculous moment where the guy gives an absolutely rubbish speech and gets a standing ovation. He was on E.
Tired and predictable, and not totally focused, without enough overview. Something just seemed wrong, although the porn made up for it. Not that you saw much mind you.
If you like Kim though, I suggest you pre-order the DVD and a 100 pack of tissues.
Just like Janine from Eastenders will always be Janine, and Frank will always be Frank.