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"My mum is the leader of the invisible nomad army..."

...who are looking for world domination in a "justice to the poor and unwanted" kinda way.

Whilst buttering a piece of bread, the knife slipped out of my hand and splattered butter everywhere

Now I was ready for the normal traumatic abuse or the usual "WATCH WHAT YOUR DOIN YER SILLY ASS, I'LL STAB YOU"

But no, it was this:

You're a f***ing liability

I'm the heir to the sacred nomad throne...or I was to be more precise.

They're gonna kill me in my dreams. Pray for my soul, believers.

I suggest, when they overun the western powers you pretend to be clumsy and stuff. Then you will have a chance.

But what do you care, I'm the guy in the P.C

Ju§t Tinkª wrote:

> But what do you care, I'm the guy in the P.C

So youre the one to blame for all the trouble with my non-wandering mouse....

Boring.

Very_Metal wrote:
> i fail to see how splatting butter makes you a liability

She has high standards.

Did I say she cloned God just so he could do the shopping?

i fail to see how splatting butter makes you a liability.. if you were smearing plastic esplosives on bread and you dropped a lit match on it then i could see her point, but for butter it's a tad excessive :)

happy buttering!

...who are looking for world domination in a "justice to the poor and unwanted" kinda way.

Whilst buttering a piece of bread, the knife slipped out of my hand and splattered butter everywhere

Now I was ready for the normal traumatic abuse or the usual "WATCH WHAT YOUR DOIN YER SILLY ASS, I'LL STAB YOU"

But no, it was this:

You're a f***ing liability

I'm the heir to the sacred nomad throne...or I was to be more precise.

They're gonna kill me in my dreams. Pray for my soul, believers.

I suggest, when they overun the western powers you pretend to be clumsy and stuff. Then you will have a chance.

But what do you care, I'm the guy in the P.C