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This is a post someone has made on the eBay forums.

I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes... enjoy!

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I know this is gonna sound like a belated april fool, but today i received a video that i won on ebay recently,an elvis video, it arrived fast and well packed, upon opening the package there was the correct box and associated cover paperwork, but the tape itself did not look correct, no labels except for torn handwritten labels stuck over each other on the spine and sellotape over the safety tab, upon viewing the tape i was shocked to find various starts of recorded tv programmes and the most unbeliveable bit.. a home made porno !!!, the tape is of a couple engaging in various "acts" on a bed, as if the camera has been placed on a table and left filming, I don't know what i should do, the tape come from wales and the couple have welsh accents on the film, i'm too embarrassed to email the seller, do you think it's a genuine mistake or the seller is a bit kinky, it was supposed to be an elvis video !!!. Any sensible advice welcomed. I do see the funny side, but i would just die if i had been the seller and sent it out by mistake.

I'd take the porn over an elvis video.

*Puts hand up*

Somebody dust-off Mystique.

Hands up who wants to make a porn video?

:p

And, no, Zully, you cant bring your pet sheep along.

Porn's everywhere.

Nobody cares.

Everyone come see my porno:

[URL]www.yahoo.com[/URL]

Yahoo!

I've got it.

What the poster should do is: -

1) Tell the people (s)he bought the "elvis" tape what they have sent.
2) Tell them (s)he is putting it up for sale on Ebay
3) Post in random fetish forums about the item
4) Watch the welsh couple try to outbid each bid placed.

Sorted, and quite a nice little pile of cash. Technically blackmail, but Bweh! Details.

Cub!st wrote:
> Could have been worse, could have been Irish porno! "Stroke me
> clover!" and so on...*shudders*

You have a weird view of the Irish Cub!st, very weird.......

:p

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> This is a post someone has made on the eBay forums.
>
> I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes... enjoy!
>
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> it
> was supposed to be an elvis video !!!. Any sensible advice welcomed.
> I do see the funny side, but i would just die if i had been the
> seller and sent it out by mistake.

Sounds like a "Trainpotting" moment methinks.

"Tommay! I feel fisically fecking SICK!"

Bwhahahahahaha.

Do you have a link to this article?

Which of the eBay forums did you find it in?

Could have been worse, could have been Irish porno! "Stroke me clover!" and so on...*shudders*

HA!