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101 Ways to be annoying (Rated G)
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual
massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in
public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep
Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your
pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder
to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food,
and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your
grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark,
17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car
windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to
keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU
think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part
of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue
your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the
listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything
they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers
and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises
when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer
jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to
avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard,
and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance
with prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences,
producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll
be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your
hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink
cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in
a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers
while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are
green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI
copyright warnings. 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a
"croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every
show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic
parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat
their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute
whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of
someone's roadmaps. 60. Inform everyone you meet of your
personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson
conspiracy theories. 61. Repeat the following conversation
a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind,
its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for
their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman
smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to
it. 72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by
tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done,
announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the
cookie parts back. 77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent.
If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the
curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big
one comes". 79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain
lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the
Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 80. While
making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a
parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of
day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great
glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a
Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing
cars to see if they slow down. 85. Chew on pens
that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the
faster speed is necessary because of your "superior
mental processing." 88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant
"swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary
friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't
rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then
scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic
picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan"
people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual
massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in
public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep
Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your
pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder
to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food,
and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your
grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark,
17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car
windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to
keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU
think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part
of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue
your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the
listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything
they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers
and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises
when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer
jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to
avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard,
and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance
with prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences,
producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll
be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your
hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink
cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in
a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers
while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are
green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI
copyright warnings. 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a
"croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every
show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic
parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat
their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute
whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of
someone's roadmaps. 60. Inform everyone you meet of your
personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson
conspiracy theories. 61. Repeat the following conversation
a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind,
its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for
their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman
smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to
it. 72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by
tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done,
announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the
cookie parts back. 77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent.
If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the
curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big
one comes". 79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain
lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the
Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 80. While
making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a
parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of
day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great
glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a
Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing
cars to see if they slow down. 85. Chew on pens
that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the
faster speed is necessary because of your "superior
mental processing." 88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant
"swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary
friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't
rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then
scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic
picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan"
people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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If you want to be annoying do this "if someone says something like shut up say why in a funny voice". I always do it.
AIan wrote:
> Oh bagger. Whoopsie.
Thankyou.
> Oh bagger. Whoopsie.
Thankyou.
*pokes eyes*
Stop being so un-trusting.
Stop being so un-trusting.
Mav wrote:
> Have some chocolate.
Please!
...
Wait a second, there is allways a catch to something like this. Allways...
*looks around slyly*
> Have some chocolate.
Please!
...
Wait a second, there is allways a catch to something like this. Allways...
*looks around slyly*
Well well. Wasn't that clever?
Have some chocolate.
Have some chocolate.
[S]
Sometimes I think you have to spell it out in big red lettering for Forest Fan to understand something.
...
Silën† Thundêr wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> AIan wrote:
> What?
>
> Before that edit - you had copied out the entire list.
>
> *tuts*
>
> And I suppose you are trying to say you haven't, Forest Fan. Or did
> all those words 'magically' appear? Huh?
??? .... ??? Yes it's still there....
> Forest Fan wrote:
> AIan wrote:
> What?
>
> Before that edit - you had copied out the entire list.
>
> *tuts*
>
> And I suppose you are trying to say you haven't, Forest Fan. Or did
> all those words 'magically' appear? Huh?
??? .... ??? Yes it's still there....
Forest Fan wrote:
> AIan wrote:
> What?
>
> Before that edit - you had copied out the entire list.
*tuts*
And I suppose you are trying to say you haven't, Forest Fan. Or did all those words 'magically' appear? Huh?
> AIan wrote:
> What?
>
> Before that edit - you had copied out the entire list.
*tuts*
And I suppose you are trying to say you haven't, Forest Fan. Or did all those words 'magically' appear? Huh?
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