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Man Utd Maths (found on another website)
The Official Man Utd Maths Workbook, which covers sums for practising Key Stage Two maths fo r 7-11 year olds. This has been introduced as part of the Government's maths campaign.
1. ACCELERATION. Roy is 78 yards away from the referee at Old Trafford and Gary is 65 yards away. If Roy can run at 21 mph and Gary can run at 16 mph, who will be sticking their vein-bulging forehead into the hapless whistler's face first, assuming Roy does not stop to stamp on an opponent on his way.
2. TELLING THE TIME. If one minute of time is taken up in a game for substitutions and one minute for injuries, how much injury time the referee will add on if Man Utd are losing at home?
3. PROBABILITY (1). Ryan Giggs is a Welshman. Express, as a percentage, the number of internationals he has missed on a Wednesday evening compared to the miraculous recoveries he made for the following Saturday.
4. SUB. SUBTRACTION (1). Manchester United are one of the giants of world club football. How many more European Cup Finals have they appeared in than Steaua Bucharest? (For one extra mark; How many more than Reims?)
5. SUBTRACTION (2). How many more times have Man Utd won the European Cup than Nottingham Forest?
6. DISTANCE. You are the referee at Old Trafford. How near to a visiting defender does a tumbling Ruud van Nistelrooy have to be to earn a penalty if he goes down in the box? (Note: Round your answers down to the nearest 20 yards.)
7. PROBABILITY (2). Express the statistical probability of visitors to Old Trafford being awarded a penalty. Compare this with the probability of opponents of Man Utd being awarded a penalty home or away, and then discuss if a penalty awarded to Man Utd would be awarded to their opponents in identical circumstances.
8. BASIC ACCOUNTING (1). Mark The Red lives in Guildford. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Silence every other weekend, including limited edition matchday programme, a few drinks and a prawn sandwich all round? How much could he save per week if he watched his local team instead? (Note; round your answers down to the nearest thousand pounds.)
9. BASIC ACCOUNTING (2). Alex had a hotel room booked in Cardiff for the FA Cup Final. How much money did he lose when cancelling his reservation?
10. WEIGHT AND PRESSURE. Ruud is 6ft tall and very strong and fast. How much pressure need be applied to make him tumble over in the opponent's penalty area? (Note; Answers must be in lbs per square inch. However, answers such as However much pressure is applied by Ferguson to referees are accepted.)
11. MONEY. Juan was a lazy boy and often went missing. Alex was very cross and wanted to sell him. If Juan cost £28m to buy, how much do you think Alex sold him for? How many pennies did Alex lose?
12. POULTRY FARMING. What is the total number of chickens counted before they were hatched by Man Utd and their fans who thought Southampton were a pushover?
13. ABSOLUTELY NO APOLOGIES TO UTD FANS, WHICHEVER PART OF DORSET, KENT, LONDON, NORFOLK ETC YOU COME FROM!
The Official Man Utd Maths Workbook, which covers sums for practising Key Stage Two maths fo r 7-11 year olds. This has been introduced as part of the Government's maths campaign.
1. ACCELERATION. Roy is 78 yards away from the referee at Old Trafford and Gary is 65 yards away. If Roy can run at 21 mph and Gary can run at 16 mph, who will be sticking their vein-bulging forehead into the hapless whistler's face first, assuming Roy does not stop to stamp on an opponent on his way.
2. TELLING THE TIME. If one minute of time is taken up in a game for substitutions and one minute for injuries, how much injury time the referee will add on if Man Utd are losing at home?
3. PROBABILITY (1). Ryan Giggs is a Welshman. Express, as a percentage, the number of internationals he has missed on a Wednesday evening compared to the miraculous recoveries he made for the following Saturday.
4. SUB. SUBTRACTION (1). Manchester United are one of the giants of world club football. How many more European Cup Finals have they appeared in than Steaua Bucharest? (For one extra mark; How many more than Reims?)
5. SUBTRACTION (2). How many more times have Man Utd won the European Cup than Nottingham Forest?
6. DISTANCE. You are the referee at Old Trafford. How near to a visiting defender does a tumbling Ruud van Nistelrooy have to be to earn a penalty if he goes down in the box? (Note: Round your answers down to the nearest 20 yards.)
7. PROBABILITY (2). Express the statistical probability of visitors to Old Trafford being awarded a penalty. Compare this with the probability of opponents of Man Utd being awarded a penalty home or away, and then discuss if a penalty awarded to Man Utd would be awarded to their opponents in identical circumstances.
8. BASIC ACCOUNTING (1). Mark The Red lives in Guildford. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Silence every other weekend, including limited edition matchday programme, a few drinks and a prawn sandwich all round? How much could he save per week if he watched his local team instead? (Note; round your answers down to the nearest thousand pounds.)
9. BASIC ACCOUNTING (2). Alex had a hotel room booked in Cardiff for the FA Cup Final. How much money did he lose when cancelling his reservation?
10. WEIGHT AND PRESSURE. Ruud is 6ft tall and very strong and fast. How much pressure need be applied to make him tumble over in the opponent's penalty area? (Note; Answers must be in lbs per square inch. However, answers such as However much pressure is applied by Ferguson to referees are accepted.)
11. MONEY. Juan was a lazy boy and often went missing. Alex was very cross and wanted to sell him. If Juan cost £28m to buy, how much do you think Alex sold him for? How many pennies did Alex lose?
12. POULTRY FARMING. What is the total number of chickens counted before they were hatched by Man Utd and their fans who thought Southampton were a pushover?
13. ABSOLUTELY NO APOLOGIES TO UTD FANS, WHICHEVER PART OF DORSET, KENT, LONDON, NORFOLK ETC YOU COME FROM!
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>
> but do you guys won't to join the pegball league pegball is sort of
> like table football and its free sorry for doing this but i need
> people.
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> i don't meen to be an annoying person who is stupid.
>
> but do you guys won't to join the pegball league pegball is sort of
> like table football and its free sorry for doing this but i need
> people.
Where is it?
THE MADMAN wrote:
> i don't meen to be an annoying person who is stupid.
You're failing miserably then. Aha.
> i don't meen to be an annoying person who is stupid.
You're failing miserably then. Aha.
i don't meen to be an annoying person who is stupid.
but do you guys won't to join the pegball league pegball is sort of like table football and its free sorry for doing this but i need people.
but do you guys won't to join the pegball league pegball is sort of like table football and its free sorry for doing this but i need people.
Exactly what they are. Well done have a medal.
That what those urges are then
Yes, but maybe that is because you are gay. :D
Quite funny and only a smidge offensive
man i sound g@y
man i sound g@y
Any Manchester United fans with something to say on the subject?
I like that very much.
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