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THE DIARY OF GARY NEVILLE... (found on another website)
Friday: Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me
feel special. He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said
I have to share but that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache looks a bit thicker today.
Saturday: Won today but I didn't play Watched MUTV all night to see
whether Sir said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out
with Rio until he told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after
the game to let him know that I know. Man in wheelchair laughed at my
moustache. Cried myself to sleep.
Sunday: Took Sir an apple. But Weasley gave him a bottle of
red wine so he'll probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried to make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the kitchen lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in moustache with marker. Looks manly.
Monday: Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.
Tuesday (early): Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs
for Sir. Looked at papers and I was in them again! Will put in
scrapbook. So glad I said Porto don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mindgames business. Photo on back of The Sun made my moustache look thin but Mum says it's just the ink. She says I look handsome.
Tuesday (late): Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we
should have won and someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived on the floor and the referee blew the whistle before
we could score and they celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made
me so angry but I had to go and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my fingers crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in the whole wide world. Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free - kick and told Sir to sell him.
Wednesday: Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave
him my drawing. Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United were the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some Re - Gane and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly 'tache.
Thursday: Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he was 'too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League'. Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold him down until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the whole wide world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I sent him for Christmas.
Update: Mum says I can't go to Spain.
Friday: Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me
feel special. He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said
I have to share but that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache looks a bit thicker today.
Saturday: Won today but I didn't play Watched MUTV all night to see
whether Sir said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out
with Rio until he told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after
the game to let him know that I know. Man in wheelchair laughed at my
moustache. Cried myself to sleep.
Sunday: Took Sir an apple. But Weasley gave him a bottle of
red wine so he'll probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried to make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the kitchen lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in moustache with marker. Looks manly.
Monday: Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.
Tuesday (early): Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs
for Sir. Looked at papers and I was in them again! Will put in
scrapbook. So glad I said Porto don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mindgames business. Photo on back of The Sun made my moustache look thin but Mum says it's just the ink. She says I look handsome.
Tuesday (late): Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we
should have won and someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived on the floor and the referee blew the whistle before
we could score and they celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made
me so angry but I had to go and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my fingers crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in the whole wide world. Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free - kick and told Sir to sell him.
Wednesday: Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave
him my drawing. Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United were the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some Re - Gane and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly 'tache.
Thursday: Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he was 'too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League'. Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold him down until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the whole wide world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I sent him for Christmas.
Update: Mum says I can't go to Spain.
No I didn't Igot it from the Avon forum that my mum goes on. The person who posted it may have got it from there, but I didn't so :P
<< <> >> wrote:
> I didn't actually get it from there but from some where else, but
> they might have got it from there.
no you got it from 365.
They have been running it for a while and personally i thought it was pretty crap then.
> I didn't actually get it from there but from some where else, but
> they might have got it from there.
no you got it from 365.
They have been running it for a while and personally i thought it was pretty crap then.
I didn't actually get it from there but from some where else, but they might have got it from there.
I wouldn't post stuff from football365.com, mind you.
Welcome to 3 months ago.
Hahahaha. i can't be bothered to read it can you cut it short so its a line a day?
THE DIARY OF GARY NEVILLE... (found on another website)
Friday: Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me
feel special. He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said
I have to share but that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache looks a bit thicker today.
Saturday: Won today but I didn't play Watched MUTV all night to see
whether Sir said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out
with Rio until he told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after
the game to let him know that I know. Man in wheelchair laughed at my
moustache. Cried myself to sleep.
Sunday: Took Sir an apple. But Weasley gave him a bottle of
red wine so he'll probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried to make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the kitchen lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in moustache with marker. Looks manly.
Monday: Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.
Tuesday (early): Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs
for Sir. Looked at papers and I was in them again! Will put in
scrapbook. So glad I said Porto don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mindgames business. Photo on back of The Sun made my moustache look thin but Mum says it's just the ink. She says I look handsome.
Tuesday (late): Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we
should have won and someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived on the floor and the referee blew the whistle before
we could score and they celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made
me so angry but I had to go and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my fingers crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in the whole wide world. Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free - kick and told Sir to sell him.
Wednesday: Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave
him my drawing. Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United were the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some Re - Gane and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly 'tache.
Thursday: Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he was 'too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League'. Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold him down until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the whole wide world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I sent him for Christmas.
Update: Mum says I can't go to Spain.
Friday: Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me
feel special. He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said
I have to share but that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache looks a bit thicker today.
Saturday: Won today but I didn't play Watched MUTV all night to see
whether Sir said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out
with Rio until he told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after
the game to let him know that I know. Man in wheelchair laughed at my
moustache. Cried myself to sleep.
Sunday: Took Sir an apple. But Weasley gave him a bottle of
red wine so he'll probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried to make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the kitchen lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in moustache with marker. Looks manly.
Monday: Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.
Tuesday (early): Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs
for Sir. Looked at papers and I was in them again! Will put in
scrapbook. So glad I said Porto don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mindgames business. Photo on back of The Sun made my moustache look thin but Mum says it's just the ink. She says I look handsome.
Tuesday (late): Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we
should have won and someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived on the floor and the referee blew the whistle before
we could score and they celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made
me so angry but I had to go and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my fingers crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in the whole wide world. Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free - kick and told Sir to sell him.
Wednesday: Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave
him my drawing. Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United were the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some Re - Gane and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly 'tache.
Thursday: Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he was 'too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League'. Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold him down until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the whole wide world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I sent him for Christmas.
Update: Mum says I can't go to Spain.