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I eat way too much. I had chips for lunch today. And I feel fat. God I'm fat. I don't have time to eat anymore. Or stand. The more my stomache rumbles, the better I'm getting for him.
I wear my bra with pride.
la la la laaa laaaaa. May as well show me cleavage to this fit lad.
Why do I purchase revealing tops and short, tight skirts? Well, er I feel confident in them. And it's my life. GO AWAY YER GIMP.
Can't believe all them are spreading that about me y'know. I'd never touch em. I was pi$$ed anyway so they can just shurup. Oh well. I'll get bladdered next week again. Not like I'm intoxicating meself just so I can be taken advantage of. That's my plan. *Blushes*
So I go out in my highly revealing XXX clothes on and also wearing copious amounts of make-up. Oh and just got off the sunbed mind. I go out, knowing full well I'm a potential victim to a hornsome male. And you never guess, what I do. I drink booze....loads of it. Till a gypsy with tumours on his face has a chance with me. So in my infamous drunkern swayingness. I am led to an entry by a faceless lad with a d!ck. Do "stuff" with 'em. I think his name was Cubist or somethin. He talked a bit after having some booze (:¬P heh).
I wake up the next day, pleading with the b!tch in the mirror, I was taken advantage of. Yeah right, it was nice.
Me mate right yeah, the same happened to her. But she said that night she wanted a good ol' shag. But a few weeks later she turned out to be pregnant :¬S. So she just had an abortion as yer do. Poor think couldn't of had a baby at her age. She only wanted some sex.
Everyone was going mad at her. I dunno why. It's not like she wasted life for her own s!utty needs or anythin. I don't get it.
Ar guess what right, I was walking past him today in the street right, an me belly made a mad noise. Shame.
I can't be meself because then I lose all me popularity. Me mates just tell me what to do. Innit
I'm not a s!ut or anythin like that. I'm not like that. I like bein an attention seeker who messes about with lads. I just like the pleasure. Oh and I'm a sunbed freak.
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> I wear mine with pride too, though sometimes it digs in a bit.
Try picking a different hook
GAH
Hehe.
:¬P
Get your coat ...
I eat way too much. I had chips for lunch today. And I feel fat. God I'm fat. I don't have time to eat anymore. Or stand. The more my stomache rumbles, the better I'm getting for him.
I wear my bra with pride.
la la la laaa laaaaa. May as well show me cleavage to this fit lad.
Why do I purchase revealing tops and short, tight skirts? Well, er I feel confident in them. And it's my life. GO AWAY YER GIMP.
Can't believe all them are spreading that about me y'know. I'd never touch em. I was pi$$ed anyway so they can just shurup. Oh well. I'll get bladdered next week again. Not like I'm intoxicating meself just so I can be taken advantage of. That's my plan. *Blushes*
So I go out in my highly revealing XXX clothes on and also wearing copious amounts of make-up. Oh and just got off the sunbed mind. I go out, knowing full well I'm a potential victim to a hornsome male. And you never guess, what I do. I drink booze....loads of it. Till a gypsy with tumours on his face has a chance with me. So in my infamous drunkern swayingness. I am led to an entry by a faceless lad with a d!ck. Do "stuff" with 'em. I think his name was Cubist or somethin. He talked a bit after having some booze (:¬P heh).
I wake up the next day, pleading with the b!tch in the mirror, I was taken advantage of. Yeah right, it was nice.
Me mate right yeah, the same happened to her. But she said that night she wanted a good ol' shag. But a few weeks later she turned out to be pregnant :¬S. So she just had an abortion as yer do. Poor think couldn't of had a baby at her age. She only wanted some sex.
Everyone was going mad at her. I dunno why. It's not like she wasted life for her own s!utty needs or anythin. I don't get it.
Ar guess what right, I was walking past him today in the street right, an me belly made a mad noise. Shame.
I can't be meself because then I lose all me popularity. Me mates just tell me what to do. Innit
I'm not a s!ut or anythin like that. I'm not like that. I like bein an attention seeker who messes about with lads. I just like the pleasure. Oh and I'm a sunbed freak.
be offended