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The best night club has to be Chemistry in Cheltnam.
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The best night club has to be Chemistry in Cheltnam.
SR
all clubs are pretty much the same, divided into 2 groups :
Hot Sweaty Dance Arenas > These are recognisable by the mass population of clubbers wearing tracksuits and vests, or hotpants and bikini tops if they're girls. When not dancing at 6000rpm they stand in corridors with eyes like saucers, steam bellowing off them from the near fatal internal temperatures caused by overuse of recreational drugs, and dancing til they nearly drop. Buzzphrases include : "Mullered, safe as f**k, What's your name, how are you doing, where are you from, who am I?"
commercialised cheesefests > These are recognisable by the mass population of townies spoiling to beat someone within an inch of their lives. When not trying to dance with a pint in their hands, falling all over the place, they slump on a couch or bar, shouting into their friends ears about what spoiler they just put on their 1.2 Merit vauxhall nova this week. It isn't unusual to find all kinds of bodily fluids, and some solids on the floor, aswell as paraletic jibbering folk with their heads down the filthiest toilets ever seen. Buzzphrases include : "Y'f**kin what?, did you just look at my bird, you just spilt my pint, I'm a god damn moron with an IQ marginally higher than the amount of WOMD we found in Iraq, *Grunt*"
Hot Sweaty Dance Arenas > These are recognisable by the mass population of clubbers wearing tracksuits and vests, or hotpants and bikini tops if they're girls. When not dancing at 6000rpm they stand in corridors with eyes like saucers, steam bellowing off them from the near fatal internal temperatures caused by overuse of recreational drugs, and dancing til they nearly drop. Buzzphrases include : "Mullered, safe as f**k, What's your name, how are you doing, where are you from, who am I?"
commercialised cheesefests > These are recognisable by the mass population of townies spoiling to beat someone within an inch of their lives. When not trying to dance with a pint in their hands, falling all over the place, they slump on a couch or bar, shouting into their friends ears about what spoiler they just put on their 1.2 Merit vauxhall nova this week. It isn't unusual to find all kinds of bodily fluids, and some solids on the floor, aswell as paraletic jibbering folk with their heads down the filthiest toilets ever seen. Buzzphrases include : "Y'f**kin what?, did you just look at my bird, you just spilt my pint, I'm a god damn moron with an IQ marginally higher than the amount of WOMD we found in Iraq, *Grunt*"
night clubs are all different
The type of music is different
Prices are too?
The type of music is different
Prices are too?
the music may differ, but they all fall into those two categories.
Corvan wrote:
> The best night club has to be Chemistry in Cheltnam.
Cheltenham?
> The best night club has to be Chemistry in Cheltnam.
Cheltenham?
Do they let you do experiments there?
Im just itching to characterise tris(Ethylenediamine)Cobalt(III) Chloride.
Im just itching to characterise tris(Ethylenediamine)Cobalt(III) Chloride.
Night clubs are crap all they play is crap trance,house, dance music and people sweat and drool in there.
I hate clubs, I'm not going to them anymore.
And the only way to have fun is to get absolutely wrecked which costs a fortune.
The highlight of my night is getting greasy food somewhere.
Sad.
The highlight of my night is getting greasy food somewhere.
Sad.
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