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Just reading a Hitman 2 walkthrough on ukwalkthroughs.com, found this gem.
"kill/drug and get the clothes of the mafia guard the delivery boy, or even the postman, but I just like to walk right in and kill that fat b*****d for kidnapping Vittiro.
It's a federal offense you know. A guy will come out of the
door directly in front of you. He'll come out and take a wiz on the tree there. I'm not going to stop you from checking out his dong. He does have one, and even though the ladies in the game are sexy you can't do anything with them other than place them in erotic poses. Hey I know I got a lot of time on my hands. And I don't mind playing with the dead bodies. It's a video game don't look at me like that."
Ah, genius.
"kill/drug and get the clothes of the mafia guard the delivery boy, or even the postman, but I just like to walk right in and kill that fat b*****d for kidnapping Vittiro.
It's a federal offense you know. A guy will come out of the
door directly in front of you. He'll come out and take a wiz on the tree there. I'm not going to stop you from checking out his dong. He does have one, and even though the ladies in the game are sexy you can't do anything with them other than place them in erotic poses. Hey I know I got a lot of time on my hands. And I don't mind playing with the dead bodies. It's a video game don't look at me like that."
Ah, genius.
Fantastic. As ever, the antics of idiots provide us with cheap laughs.
no the gold in the game is sexy.
sexy sexy gold
sexy sexy gold
They're gold?
"even though the ladies in the game are sexy"
gold
gold
Beautiful.
I hope he wins, I really do.
Lol that was gold...
Didn't give a name.
Who is it?
Just reading a Hitman 2 walkthrough on ukwalkthroughs.com, found this gem.
"kill/drug and get the clothes of the mafia guard the delivery boy, or even the postman, but I just like to walk right in and kill that fat b*****d for kidnapping Vittiro.
It's a federal offense you know. A guy will come out of the
door directly in front of you. He'll come out and take a wiz on the tree there. I'm not going to stop you from checking out his dong. He does have one, and even though the ladies in the game are sexy you can't do anything with them other than place them in erotic poses. Hey I know I got a lot of time on my hands. And I don't mind playing with the dead bodies. It's a video game don't look at me like that."
Ah, genius.
"kill/drug and get the clothes of the mafia guard the delivery boy, or even the postman, but I just like to walk right in and kill that fat b*****d for kidnapping Vittiro.
It's a federal offense you know. A guy will come out of the
door directly in front of you. He'll come out and take a wiz on the tree there. I'm not going to stop you from checking out his dong. He does have one, and even though the ladies in the game are sexy you can't do anything with them other than place them in erotic poses. Hey I know I got a lot of time on my hands. And I don't mind playing with the dead bodies. It's a video game don't look at me like that."
Ah, genius.