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My Black and White creature started off small and stupid, a sponge eager to soak whatever knowledge I deemed fit to fill him with.
The creature stats now tell me:
85% fat
75% strength
He is nasty
Villagers Killed: 7
Animals Killed: 206
Man, he is one sullen, hateful creature now and I wonder what that says about my ability as a "parent" for my monkey?
Some of his stories
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Gave him a beachball to play with and learn to catch.
He ate it.
Got slapped
Gave him a cow to eat.
He kicked it into the sea
Got slapped
Taught him to uproot trees and throw them into the village store.
He uproots them and clubs cows to death.
He got rewarded
He loves to poop in miracle dispensers, turns and points, does a dance and laughs.
Taught him to catch rocks eventually, he stopped many with his face before learning to catch.
Tried to teach him to carry rocks about to enhance his strength. He dropped it, gave me the finger and ran off to punt a cow into some trees.
Went online last night, he met two creatures controlled by a German and another UK guy.
The German's creature kissed Bobo, who promptly set him on fire with a lightning miracle and laughed his monkey face off. German returned with rock, threw at Bobo who promptly caught it, hurled it back twice as hard, crouched over the prostrate animal, pooped and smashed him with a tree for about an hour.
UK guy's animal watched Bobo, who then spent 10 minutes teaching it to breakdance before they both proceeded to kick the village to bits before hugging each other.
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Bobo is clever, angry and really, really hates cows.
He will run over the other side of the island simply to smash a cow with a rock, poop on it and kick it into the sea.
I love this game
The creature stats now tell me:
85% fat
75% strength
He is nasty
Villagers Killed: 7
Animals Killed: 206
Man, he is one sullen, hateful creature now and I wonder what that says about my ability as a "parent" for my monkey?
Some of his stories
-------
Gave him a beachball to play with and learn to catch.
He ate it.
Got slapped
Gave him a cow to eat.
He kicked it into the sea
Got slapped
Taught him to uproot trees and throw them into the village store.
He uproots them and clubs cows to death.
He got rewarded
He loves to poop in miracle dispensers, turns and points, does a dance and laughs.
Taught him to catch rocks eventually, he stopped many with his face before learning to catch.
Tried to teach him to carry rocks about to enhance his strength. He dropped it, gave me the finger and ran off to punt a cow into some trees.
Went online last night, he met two creatures controlled by a German and another UK guy.
The German's creature kissed Bobo, who promptly set him on fire with a lightning miracle and laughed his monkey face off. German returned with rock, threw at Bobo who promptly caught it, hurled it back twice as hard, crouched over the prostrate animal, pooped and smashed him with a tree for about an hour.
UK guy's animal watched Bobo, who then spent 10 minutes teaching it to breakdance before they both proceeded to kick the village to bits before hugging each other.
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Bobo is clever, angry and really, really hates cows.
He will run over the other side of the island simply to smash a cow with a rock, poop on it and kick it into the sea.
I love this game
Ive done the boat thing, i gave them horses instead of sheep, they were the nearest animals.
Check your "Er-No" posting.
Leash him with compassion one, click on cave and he drops him off there.
Or kill him and get the miracle of lightning as opposed to healing one if you complete it.
Before you do the lightning one, sort the sailors out and get water miracle or he'll just set himself on fire loads.
Funny if you drop sheep off to the sailors for their food - "Ooh lovely, sheep have so many uses and it is a long voyage"
See the Titanic joke with the boat yet?
Leash him with compassion one, click on cave and he drops him off there.
Or kill him and get the miracle of lightning as opposed to healing one if you complete it.
Before you do the lightning one, sort the sailors out and get water miracle or he'll just set himself on fire loads.
Funny if you drop sheep off to the sailors for their food - "Ooh lovely, sheep have so many uses and it is a long voyage"
See the Titanic joke with the boat yet?
Goatboy, Im stuck on the first island.
Im trying to catch the bloke that is kidnapping the children.
I've leashed my monkey to him a couple of times, and when i try to take the man to his cave to release the kids.
Monkey throws him away when i tell him to walk up to the cave, the man then runs back saying "cant catch me, im too fast". What to do i do?
Im trying to catch the bloke that is kidnapping the children.
I've leashed my monkey to him a couple of times, and when i try to take the man to his cave to release the kids.
Monkey throws him away when i tell him to walk up to the cave, the man then runs back saying "cant catch me, im too fast". What to do i do?
He went through a phase of throwing people into the sea before dashing in and rescuing them.
I smacked him good for that, I didnt raise no David Hasselhoff monkey.
And the lightning thing confused him at 1st, spent ages setting himself on fire and using the water miracle to douse the flames - seemed happy doing it though.
I don't know why he hates cows so badly, I have never trained him to interfere with them, but if he so much as sees one, off he runs and will not come back until he has vented his simian fury on the bovine threat.
He even went on a rampage through a farm destroying buildings and setting trees on fire because the cow went into a house. He sat and waited by the door, he flipped me the finger if I tried to leash him to pull him away.
Waited almost 7 minutes before steaming off, coming back with rocks and demolishing the house, grabbing the moo-cow and pooping on it over and over and over.
I have had to round the cows up myself and throw them away to stop him going postal on them.
Strange creature, but he loves to dance on multi-player.
I smacked him good for that, I didnt raise no David Hasselhoff monkey.
And the lightning thing confused him at 1st, spent ages setting himself on fire and using the water miracle to douse the flames - seemed happy doing it though.
I don't know why he hates cows so badly, I have never trained him to interfere with them, but if he so much as sees one, off he runs and will not come back until he has vented his simian fury on the bovine threat.
He even went on a rampage through a farm destroying buildings and setting trees on fire because the cow went into a house. He sat and waited by the door, he flipped me the finger if I tried to leash him to pull him away.
Waited almost 7 minutes before steaming off, coming back with rocks and demolishing the house, grabbing the moo-cow and pooping on it over and over and over.
I have had to round the cows up myself and throw them away to stop him going postal on them.
Strange creature, but he loves to dance on multi-player.
:-D
My Black and White creature started off small and stupid, a sponge eager to soak whatever knowledge I deemed fit to fill him with.
The creature stats now tell me:
85% fat
75% strength
He is nasty
Villagers Killed: 7
Animals Killed: 206
Man, he is one sullen, hateful creature now and I wonder what that says about my ability as a "parent" for my monkey?
Some of his stories
-------
Gave him a beachball to play with and learn to catch.
He ate it.
Got slapped
Gave him a cow to eat.
He kicked it into the sea
Got slapped
Taught him to uproot trees and throw them into the village store.
He uproots them and clubs cows to death.
He got rewarded
He loves to poop in miracle dispensers, turns and points, does a dance and laughs.
Taught him to catch rocks eventually, he stopped many with his face before learning to catch.
Tried to teach him to carry rocks about to enhance his strength. He dropped it, gave me the finger and ran off to punt a cow into some trees.
Went online last night, he met two creatures controlled by a German and another UK guy.
The German's creature kissed Bobo, who promptly set him on fire with a lightning miracle and laughed his monkey face off. German returned with rock, threw at Bobo who promptly caught it, hurled it back twice as hard, crouched over the prostrate animal, pooped and smashed him with a tree for about an hour.
UK guy's animal watched Bobo, who then spent 10 minutes teaching it to breakdance before they both proceeded to kick the village to bits before hugging each other.
---------
Bobo is clever, angry and really, really hates cows.
He will run over the other side of the island simply to smash a cow with a rock, poop on it and kick it into the sea.
I love this game
The creature stats now tell me:
85% fat
75% strength
He is nasty
Villagers Killed: 7
Animals Killed: 206
Man, he is one sullen, hateful creature now and I wonder what that says about my ability as a "parent" for my monkey?
Some of his stories
-------
Gave him a beachball to play with and learn to catch.
He ate it.
Got slapped
Gave him a cow to eat.
He kicked it into the sea
Got slapped
Taught him to uproot trees and throw them into the village store.
He uproots them and clubs cows to death.
He got rewarded
He loves to poop in miracle dispensers, turns and points, does a dance and laughs.
Taught him to catch rocks eventually, he stopped many with his face before learning to catch.
Tried to teach him to carry rocks about to enhance his strength. He dropped it, gave me the finger and ran off to punt a cow into some trees.
Went online last night, he met two creatures controlled by a German and another UK guy.
The German's creature kissed Bobo, who promptly set him on fire with a lightning miracle and laughed his monkey face off. German returned with rock, threw at Bobo who promptly caught it, hurled it back twice as hard, crouched over the prostrate animal, pooped and smashed him with a tree for about an hour.
UK guy's animal watched Bobo, who then spent 10 minutes teaching it to breakdance before they both proceeded to kick the village to bits before hugging each other.
---------
Bobo is clever, angry and really, really hates cows.
He will run over the other side of the island simply to smash a cow with a rock, poop on it and kick it into the sea.
I love this game