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I know someone else usually does this, but this is the perfect review for this honurable prize of Review Of The Week:
Half Life 2:
chester chan
I don't think half Life 2 is coming to PS3 and GameCube2. because they have already said that even any powerful console release.It will still only be on PC and Xbox.
I rate this product 1/10
Half Life 2:
chester chan
I don't think half Life 2 is coming to PS3 and GameCube2. because they have already said that even any powerful console release.It will still only be on PC and Xbox.
I rate this product 1/10
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Heh, look at this review for GTA Vice City:
P4NT$ :: Reviewed 11/04/2004
I got this game around christmas 2003/2004 it wasn't a present, it was an extra little gift I got myself when I was out shopping for a slippers and a cigar.
That night when I got home I slipped on my slippers and lite up my cigar, I then built up the courage to turn on the PC machine, it took me a while to find the on/off switch but I find it, but then the toast was ready so I went and buttered said toast.
I can't afford quality butter, it was only that cheap economy stuff, I think it had half a cow left in it. Once that toast was eaten I new then it was time to return to playing castle wolfenstein.
After a few hours playing wolfenstein I came across my cigar and beneath it lay the words GTA, I was very excited so I un did the wrapping and opened up the case, inside lay a shiny round circular dohnut shapped thing, how very strange I could not remember having bought a dohnut that day. I then had a look at the box again and it told me it was a PC Cd rom!!! I then realised I had PC Cd rom playing device and stuck the dohnut in to it. A few mins later it said installed and I was ready to play minesweepers.
For this reason I can only rate it 9 out of 10, due to the fact it wasn't a jam dohnut.
I rate this product 10/10
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:D
P4NT$ :: Reviewed 11/04/2004
I got this game around christmas 2003/2004 it wasn't a present, it was an extra little gift I got myself when I was out shopping for a slippers and a cigar.
That night when I got home I slipped on my slippers and lite up my cigar, I then built up the courage to turn on the PC machine, it took me a while to find the on/off switch but I find it, but then the toast was ready so I went and buttered said toast.
I can't afford quality butter, it was only that cheap economy stuff, I think it had half a cow left in it. Once that toast was eaten I new then it was time to return to playing castle wolfenstein.
After a few hours playing wolfenstein I came across my cigar and beneath it lay the words GTA, I was very excited so I un did the wrapping and opened up the case, inside lay a shiny round circular dohnut shapped thing, how very strange I could not remember having bought a dohnut that day. I then had a look at the box again and it told me it was a PC Cd rom!!! I then realised I had PC Cd rom playing device and stuck the dohnut in to it. A few mins later it said installed and I was ready to play minesweepers.
For this reason I can only rate it 9 out of 10, due to the fact it wasn't a jam dohnut.
I rate this product 10/10
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:D
Mystique wrote:
> I always post tard' reviews though. ;)
Yea but your 'tard reviews are usually funny, but there's a lot of people who are, in fact, just 'tards.
:)
> I always post tard' reviews though. ;)
Yea but your 'tard reviews are usually funny, but there's a lot of people who are, in fact, just 'tards.
:)
18 GADs can't lie!
;)
;)
we know :-|
I always post tard' reviews though. ;)
Is it just me, or has there been a very large increase in 'tard reviews lately?
see my pro evo review!
Mystique got away with that?
Mystique's Pokemon Fire Red review is quite hilarious.
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[URL]http://uk.special.reserve.co.uk/q_AC5606_pokemon_fire_red.html?old_code=AC5606[/URL]
Oh god stupid twits...
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