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Yes you know... ME!!!
Anyway just thought I'd drop you a line to tell you about this new religion line I'm doing. It's called crispianity and it's great, first of all there's the bun, the cloud and the wholly moist and they're such a great laff down the pub.
But enough about those sad old clappers what you want to know is where do the crispies fit in. Well we beleive in the holy cattle prod and we represent the cattle prod's skin with rice crispie squares! Mmmmmm. Exactly.
So anyway come join us and have some tasty treats for all the family, except you... because... well just because... we'll make up a reason later.
:-D
Let's all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
Our Fajita,
Who art in devon,
HallowHowArtThou be thy name,
Thigh kingdom cum,
Thy will be done (slightly bloody on one side please),
But lead us not into trio nation,
And deliver us from Wagon Wheels,
For krispies are the honey,
The power and the moorish,
For ever and ever,
Bovril.
You may now break crispies with those seated next to you, a collection plate will be passed round for any chocolate money you care to donate.