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"April Fool"

So what did everyone do yesterday as a prank?

I swapped all the cupboards in the kitchen around, took me ages but the look on my dad's face was priceless.

Also, text my mate to say T in the Park had been called off and the ejjit fell for it.

Text girlfriend and said I'd lost my big toe in an accident. She never fell for it though and replied saying it was ugly anyway.

Not the best but still.

I think genuis is fair

What genius? O_o

jim-hat wrote:
> I kicked someone in their face and repeatedly bludgeoned them with a
> steel bar.
> They died.
> Then I drank a bottle of varnish. I came to a terrible end, but a
> beautiful finish.

The genius of the hat.

Paradox: wrote:
> I set myself on fire and ran around screaming "the end is upon
> us"

IT IS!? *leaps out of window screaming* lands on English Blokes bonnet, he picks up radio and in a firing frenzy blows off SHEEPY's toe* HELP he's going to kill m...

True story...

Classic!

I salute you!

..I did nothing :(

Marge : "Dr. Hibbert, where's Homer?"
Dr. Hibbert : "Oh, I'm sorry, your husband's dead"
*gasp*
"huh huh huh. April Fool"

I kicked someone in their face and repeatedly bludgeoned them with a steel bar.
They died.
Then I drank a bottle of varnish. I came to a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.

I set myself on fire and ran around screaming "the end is upon us"

I put out a call over my radio saying, "HELP! HE'S GONNA KILL M..."

Oh how my Inspector laughed.

ha ha ha to most of the posts in the thread.

I did nothing. Which I regret.

But you've spurred me on to do something now, and because I won't do it on april fools day, I'm bound to get the poor suckers ...

HA HA HA

*maniacal cackling*