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Whilst looking through the newspapers in the last couple of days I've been able to laugh out loud on not one but two occasions.
Yesterday we have an advert for The Cat in the Hat, a film with a lowly 2.9 score on the Internet Movie Database and scathing reviews everywhere you turn. But what quote is on the advert in the paper? Yes, it's Paul Ross!!!11 "A real treat for the whole family *****"
That's 5 stars for one of the worst films of the year.
And, if that wasn't bad enough, how does he follow this up? Today I see an advert for Scooby-Doo 2, and again another Paul Ross recommendation, "You'd be barking mad to miss this".
It must be common practice for studios who know they have crap films and need good review scores and comments to phone Mr. Paul Ross. He must have a special Hollywood studio hotline like the Bat-Phone and a nice healthy line in back-handers.
Yesterday we have an advert for The Cat in the Hat, a film with a lowly 2.9 score on the Internet Movie Database and scathing reviews everywhere you turn. But what quote is on the advert in the paper? Yes, it's Paul Ross!!!11 "A real treat for the whole family *****"
That's 5 stars for one of the worst films of the year.
And, if that wasn't bad enough, how does he follow this up? Today I see an advert for Scooby-Doo 2, and again another Paul Ross recommendation, "You'd be barking mad to miss this".
It must be common practice for studios who know they have crap films and need good review scores and comments to phone Mr. Paul Ross. He must have a special Hollywood studio hotline like the Bat-Phone and a nice healthy line in back-handers.
The phone to Paul Ross's desk is encased in a glass case, only to be broken in case of extremely crap reviews elsewhere.
"It's not looking good chief, we're going to have to call Ross."
"*sigh* I hate this business sometimes."
"So do I chief, so do I..."
---
Mrs Ross: "If I only see one son this year, make it Jonathan Ross."
(funniest thing ever)
"It's not looking good chief, we're going to have to call Ross."
"*sigh* I hate this business sometimes."
"So do I chief, so do I..."
---
Mrs Ross: "If I only see one son this year, make it Jonathan Ross."
(funniest thing ever)
Heh heh, he is a right wanger.
Whilst looking through the newspapers in the last couple of days I've been able to laugh out loud on not one but two occasions.
Yesterday we have an advert for The Cat in the Hat, a film with a lowly 2.9 score on the Internet Movie Database and scathing reviews everywhere you turn. But what quote is on the advert in the paper? Yes, it's Paul Ross!!!11 "A real treat for the whole family *****"
That's 5 stars for one of the worst films of the year.
And, if that wasn't bad enough, how does he follow this up? Today I see an advert for Scooby-Doo 2, and again another Paul Ross recommendation, "You'd be barking mad to miss this".
It must be common practice for studios who know they have crap films and need good review scores and comments to phone Mr. Paul Ross. He must have a special Hollywood studio hotline like the Bat-Phone and a nice healthy line in back-handers.
Yesterday we have an advert for The Cat in the Hat, a film with a lowly 2.9 score on the Internet Movie Database and scathing reviews everywhere you turn. But what quote is on the advert in the paper? Yes, it's Paul Ross!!!11 "A real treat for the whole family *****"
That's 5 stars for one of the worst films of the year.
And, if that wasn't bad enough, how does he follow this up? Today I see an advert for Scooby-Doo 2, and again another Paul Ross recommendation, "You'd be barking mad to miss this".
It must be common practice for studios who know they have crap films and need good review scores and comments to phone Mr. Paul Ross. He must have a special Hollywood studio hotline like the Bat-Phone and a nice healthy line in back-handers.