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They're a bunch of cheats - the entire show is rigged, the guests had lines written for them to read and Carol Vordeman gets the answers to the maths sums handed to her!
There was a "warm up" guy on before to warm the crowd up who was like a smaller slimmer version of Peter Kay, only not really very funny... at all. He was so far up Richard Whitelys ass the top of his head was brown.
They have very slack security, I never once had to show my ticket, I didn't get asked if I had a bownie knife or buretta in my pocket and they didn't have any bloody refreshments.
The set has no walls, it's just a big white curtain dragged around the set - utterly cheap. When the letters "DFS" came out, Carol Vordeman exclaim "Linda Barker, she gets into bloody everything" - they had to cut and re-shoot it to avoid being sued. Richard Whitely tried to hump a young woman in the crowd with his stubby pot belly hanging over her face.
Carol is quite nice in person though, she was talking to the crowd whilst Richard was rubbing butter on his hairy pimp chest or something. The guests were Paul Zennon the magician (who did a few OKish tricks) and some wierd fidgetty woman.
They didn't give us any decent freebies, just an Argos style pen and a countdown notepad.
Gruff.
There was a "warm up" guy on before to warm the crowd up who was like a smaller slimmer version of Peter Kay, only not really very funny... at all. He was so far up Richard Whitelys ass the top of his head was brown.
They have very slack security, I never once had to show my ticket, I didn't get asked if I had a bownie knife or buretta in my pocket and they didn't have any bloody refreshments.
The set has no walls, it's just a big white curtain dragged around the set - utterly cheap. When the letters "DFS" came out, Carol Vordeman exclaim "Linda Barker, she gets into bloody everything" - they had to cut and re-shoot it to avoid being sued. Richard Whitely tried to hump a young woman in the crowd with his stubby pot belly hanging over her face.
Carol is quite nice in person though, she was talking to the crowd whilst Richard was rubbing butter on his hairy pimp chest or something. The guests were Paul Zennon the magician (who did a few OKish tricks) and some wierd fidgetty woman.
They didn't give us any decent freebies, just an Argos style pen and a countdown notepad.
Gruff.
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The stimulating after-school/work show legend that is countdown, a hoax?!
I wont believe it.
I wont believe it.
You on countdown...
HA!
No wait, I just come back from A level performance and we used countdown theme ha ha ha it worked hoorah!
HA!
No wait, I just come back from A level performance and we used countdown theme ha ha ha it worked hoorah!
Heh. I always win on the maths bit... And i'm only 14 *shows off*
Gah. That woulda been so much better two days ago... I woulda been thirteen.
Gah. That woulda been so much better two days ago... I woulda been thirteen.
Albino-Man wrote:
> Oh, and Paradox... did you tell that thar glassed fatass host that he
> should've gone to Specsavers as I commanded?
No, I shouted "shut up piggy" when he made a "wisecrack" though
> Oh, and Paradox... did you tell that thar glassed fatass host that he
> should've gone to Specsavers as I commanded?
No, I shouted "shut up piggy" when he made a "wisecrack" though
I'm seeling pr0n, woot!
The champions of the whole 'series' only get like a dictionary and a calander and/or some balls, so you should feel real damn happy with your pen and notepad.
Oh, and Paradox... did you tell that thar glassed fatass host that he should've gone to Specsavers as I commanded?
Sure you can.
Yeah you can
You cant sell porn I dont think :-|
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