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"Forget about it"

Ok, forget about the fastest joke, here's a good joke:
A man said: I am cold from the air conditioner, the other man said: And I am Peter from New York.

A drunk man says: " Hey I can't light that match", so the other drunk man says: "That's strange, I've just lit it a while ago."

a woman had a cat and wanted to get rid of it, and every time she tried to get rid of it, the cat returned, so she sent her son to get rid of it and send it away from the house so that it wouldn't return again. So he took the cat and kept walking and walking until he got lost from his home and then he returned very late. So his mother asked him: "Why were you late? " He said: "I got lost" So she said: "And how did you return? " he said: "I followed the cat."

Ok, forget about the fastest joke, here's a good joke:
A man said: I am cold from the air conditioner, the other man said: And I am Peter from New York.