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Pikachu had mentally left the conversation. His mind wandered to thoughts of his girlfriend Pi and why he had such a problem with him having fun without her. As he sat contemplating giving her a call, he moved
uncomfortably in his chair. His stomach ached and had now reached the point where it couldn't be ignored.
"Pikachu!" Came the cry from the group seated around the table, making Pikachu jump. "It's your turn."
"Okay, okay. But first I've got to call Pi to let her know I'll be late." He stood unsteadily, then just before staggering off, decided that maybe the
toilet was a more pressing issue.
The evening wore on, and the beer kept flowing. One round became another, and
then another, until Pikachu reached that awful moment of realization:
"Guys, guys. I think I've had too much." He paused for a moment, nearly retching then and there. "I gotta go..."
At the next table a couple of pretty little charmeleons sniggered and whispered something to each other as Pikachu tottered slightly, then nearly lost his balance completely.
"I don't think he can hold his drink," he overhead the nearest charmeleon say.
"No, indeed," he sly-looking friend replied.
Pikachu Toyed with the idea of vomiting on the both of them but decided that
perhaps it wasn't such a good idea with the Charizard's sitting opposite.
For some reason, they were dressed in combat fatigues and engaged in a most
heated debate...
"The war! The evil Gengars have overrun the Grey Squirrels' homeland! We signed up this morning, and you should do the same, Mr. Pink Monkey." At
this point, several pink monkeys around the alehouse leveled accusing accusing gazes at Pikachu. "If you have any sense of decency and honor, that is."
"I think you just hit the nail on the head," Pikachu replied as he attempted to stand once more. "I'm definitely going now. Good-bye!"
On the way out, two of his old school chums grabbed him by the arm, shouting,
"One more for the road, Pikachu?" And before he knew it...
"Slammers? Oh no, not slammers!" They were lined up in frong of him--eight in total. Oh well, tomorrow was another day...
uncomfortably in his chair. His stomach ached and had now reached the point where it couldn't be ignored.
"Pikachu!" Came the cry from the group seated around the table, making Pikachu jump. "It's your turn."
"Okay, okay. But first I've got to call Pi to let her know I'll be late." He stood unsteadily, then just before staggering off, decided that maybe the
toilet was a more pressing issue.
The evening wore on, and the beer kept flowing. One round became another, and
then another, until Pikachu reached that awful moment of realization:
"Guys, guys. I think I've had too much." He paused for a moment, nearly retching then and there. "I gotta go..."
At the next table a couple of pretty little charmeleons sniggered and whispered something to each other as Pikachu tottered slightly, then nearly lost his balance completely.
"I don't think he can hold his drink," he overhead the nearest charmeleon say.
"No, indeed," he sly-looking friend replied.
Pikachu Toyed with the idea of vomiting on the both of them but decided that
perhaps it wasn't such a good idea with the Charizard's sitting opposite.
For some reason, they were dressed in combat fatigues and engaged in a most
heated debate...
"The war! The evil Gengars have overrun the Grey Squirrels' homeland! We signed up this morning, and you should do the same, Mr. Pink Monkey." At
this point, several pink monkeys around the alehouse leveled accusing accusing gazes at Pikachu. "If you have any sense of decency and honor, that is."
"I think you just hit the nail on the head," Pikachu replied as he attempted to stand once more. "I'm definitely going now. Good-bye!"
On the way out, two of his old school chums grabbed him by the arm, shouting,
"One more for the road, Pikachu?" And before he knew it...
"Slammers? Oh no, not slammers!" They were lined up in frong of him--eight in total. Oh well, tomorrow was another day...
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umm errr. umm .errr. Whats the next then?
Tony's Bad Fur Day?
:P
I can think of 250 more!
Tony's Bad Fur Day?
:P
I can think of 250 more!
Yeah but what's the point of this topic?
1. Ash's Pikachu is actually female!
Answer...Pikachu longs to be male!
2. Pikachu can only say his name
Answer..Thats why I was careful to say Pikachu was thinking, er-nos Pikachu must have been so drunk that he imagined he could talk.
Besides cant all Pokemons talk to each other anyway??? Although humans can only hear a few of them speaking English??? I say this as I assume the other individuals in the bar were also Pokemon??? :-o ???
3. Why would Pikachu need to shave....see 1. and Pikachu is a mouse! Mice have fur not hair!
Answer...Pikachu longs to be male, and is taking steroids, he gets a good discount from his local dealer who uses pictures of him on his harder stuff!
Answer...Pikachu longs to be male!
2. Pikachu can only say his name
Answer..Thats why I was careful to say Pikachu was thinking, er-nos Pikachu must have been so drunk that he imagined he could talk.
Besides cant all Pokemons talk to each other anyway??? Although humans can only hear a few of them speaking English??? I say this as I assume the other individuals in the bar were also Pokemon??? :-o ???
3. Why would Pikachu need to shave....see 1. and Pikachu is a mouse! Mice have fur not hair!
Answer...Pikachu longs to be male, and is taking steroids, he gets a good discount from his local dealer who uses pictures of him on his harder stuff!
Lets ask and an dec if theres anything wrong with it.
Pikachu.
Few faults with this....
1. Ash's Pikachu is actually female!
2. Pikachu can only say his name
3. Why would Pikachu need to shave....see 1. and Pikachu is a mouse! Mice have fur not hair!
:)
1. Ash's Pikachu is actually female!
2. Pikachu can only say his name
3. Why would Pikachu need to shave....see 1. and Pikachu is a mouse! Mice have fur not hair!
:)
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