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Fatal 4-Way Steel Cage Match –
Brock Lesnar (Chris) vs Randy Orton (Ant) vs RVD (DaMan24) vs Goldberg (Figo)
Written by Jae
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse. We’re just about set for one of our main events of the evening! It’s going to be Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, RVD and Goldberg in a STEEL CAGE! It’s gonna be carnage! The only ways to victory are if you escape the cage and BOTH feet touch the floor or if you gain a pinfall/submission. This is going to be one hell-of-a-match-up!
Brock Lesnars music hits and the man himself walks out from the back. He stops on the stage and does his usual jumping up and down thing before walking down to the ring. The fans boo! He has a serious look on his face. If he wins this match, it could put him on-line for a title shot. Lesnar (Chris) makes it down to the ring and jumps onto the apron. The pyro goes off and Brock steps in the ring awaiting his opponents.
Motorhead hit the speakers and Randy Orton (Ant) steps out from the back looking as confident as ever. He slowly and cockily walks down to the ring with a smirk on his face. The fans boo as he talks the usual trash! Orton had a run-in backstage with The Hurricane (DW) earlier on tonight. Heres what happened…
* * * * *
Randy :: Well would you believe it. If it isn’t the Hamburgler and the Grimace?
Gregory :: Gregory Helms, mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Globe!
Randy :: Err yeah. You wanna talk about front-page news? Randy Orton, the Hardcore Legend, the Legend Killer, the future of this business is front-page news! And I’m gunna prove that by going out there and kicking three ássés inside that steel cage. Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, RVD…they’re all Randy Orton wannabes. They’re past it. This is Randy Orton-time now.
Gregory :: I’ll tell you what Randy…why don’t I…err, I mean Hurricane, start his legacy early. I’m talking next week, on Eclipse. You bring your little group, Evolution. You bring your little finisher, the RKO.
Randy :: You think Hurricane's a match for me? I've got the looks, the moves, the talent...hell, you're on. Never will you get a chance like this again. And you know what? I'll bring Evolution. I'll bring my RKO. But that's not all I'm bringing...I'm gunna bring Hurricane the single biggest ass-whopping he has ever had!
Rosey :: Now that’s sorted…quick Gregory…to the Hurricane’s cave!
Gregory :: Page 939, chapter nine. Hurricane’s Hurri-cave!
Helms and Rosey walk off, as Randy is left standing alone.
Randy :: Once I’ve got them fools out of the way…I can finally get a deserved shot at the Euro-continental Title; the title with Randy Orton’s name on it!
Randy smirks, and heads off.
* * * * *
Orton is now in the ring along with Lesnar. They both look down the ramp awaiting the next competitor in this match…
RVD’s music hits and the former bWo frontman walks out from the back. The fans start some “You Suck!” chants as he cockily walks down the ramp. RVD (DaMan) is quick to enter the ring, as usual. He joins Lesnar and Orton waiting for the last participant in this match.
Goldberg’s music hits and the fans go wild! He’s seen on the titan-tron exiting his locker room but it’s not long before he’s on the stage standing in the centre of fireworks! Ouch! He walks down to the ring staring down his opponents. This is going to be a tough match… Goldberg (Figo) enters the ring and looks up to the top of the arena.
The cage lowers slowly…
…But wait! Brock Lesnar is trying to gain an early advantage! He beats down on Goldberg with some right hands. Orton joins in. Van Dam looks on from the opposite side of the ring. Goldberg is trying to fight back but doesn’t seem to be getting anywhere. The cage is almost down… Woah! Goldberg just shoved Orton right over to the other side of the ring. He’s now exchanging punches with Brock Lesnar.
The Cage is Down! The referee signal’s for the bell to be rung and this match is officially underway!
Goldberg takes Lesnar down with a heavy right hand. He turns around… SPINNING HEEL KICK BY VAN DAM taking Goldberg of his feet! RVD stomps on Goldberg while he’s down but wait a minute…
Look at Orton. He’s looking to end this one early! He’s half way up the cage! Van Dam has no idea. He’s too busy stomping away on Goldberg. Lesnar’s seen. *BANG* Ouch. Brock just pulled Orton off the side of the cage and slammed him down onto the mat.
Goldberg is arising but RVD is still kicking away at him. The kicks now seem to be aimed at his mid-section. Goldberg shoves RVD over but Van Dam is straight back up… SPEAR! MAJOR IMPACT! Van Dam is out! Goldberg is signalling for the Jackhammer but no! A neckbreaker is hit from behind by Lesnar. Brock seems to be in control here!
Brock taunts the crowd until Orton hits him from behind with some right hands… and some lefts… some more rights and Lesnar turns around. The two grapple as Goldberg and Van Dam begin to get to their feet. It ends with the two running into the ropes and colliding on the return. Both men are knocked down.
Goldberg is first to his feet and grabs RVD by the hair. He runs toward the side of the cage chucking Van Dam into it! *CRASH* He picks Van Dam back up and does the same into the other side of the cage! *BANG* Ouch… Van Dams on dream-street!
It looks as if Goldberg’s off for the win. He seems to be climbing the side of the cage. Lesnar and Orton see it and are on the case. Brock pulls one of Goldberg’s feet while Orton pushes the other and the result? Lets put it like this, Goldberg lands on the ropes and is in MAJOR pain! Good teamwork! But it doesn’t last long as Van Dam pushes both men into the side of the cage. He then catches Lesnar and scratches his face along the steel! Lesnar screams in pain as blood begins to trickle.
Van Dam lets go soon after and Lesnar falls down to the mat. RVD runs into the ropes and on the rebound hits ROLLING THUNDER! He puts Lesnar (Chris) into a pinning predicament. I’d say it’s over. The referee counts…
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RANDY ORTON MAKES THE SAVE! Woah, that was a close one! Van Dam (DaMan) is straight up to his feet. He looks Orton (Ant) in the face, before beginning to exchange punches. The self-proclaimed Legend Killer gets the best of it taking RVD into the corner. He then pushes Van Dam up on top of the turnbuckle. What’s he looking for? SUPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE! Ouch! Orton goes for the cover but it’s cut off by Goldberg (Figo) before the referee even has chance to count.
Orton gets to his feet and the two look each other in the eyes. Goldberg begins an exchange of punches but Orton ducks one and manages to hit a DDT on Goldberg! Everyone’s down apart from the Evolution member! Orton looks around and smiles before slowly beginning to climb the cage. He’s almost to the top when RVD jumps to his feet! He dives up to the top of the cage along with Orton! What’s gonna happen here?
Orton sits on top of the cage with one leg over whilst RVD fights from just under! The two exchange punches. Ortons almost over! Could this be the end of this match? Van Dam is fighting for it! He’s attempting to pull Orton back over the top and into the ring but it doesn’t seem to be working…
…And here comes Goldberg! He climbs the cage at the other side of Orton and begins to help Van Dam bring him back in the ring. They’re getting somewhere… Ortons being forced here… *BANG* OH MY GOD! ORTON WAS JUST DOUBLE SUPLEXED FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE INTO THE RING! HE COULD BE OUT COLD!!! Goldberg and Van Dam don’t look too good either! All three men are down! Could this be the opening Brock Lesnar has been waiting for?
Lesnar is just about to his feet but he’s staggering. He’s lost quite a lot of blood. I think he’s just realised that he’s the only man on his feet! Wait a minute…
Brock is heading for the door! It looks as if he’s shouting to the referee on the outside to open it. He’s looking for the keys but seems to be taking his damn time! Brock doesn’t look happy. He’s decided to attempt to climb over the top but it looks to be a bit late now as Goldberg is back to his feet!
The fans chant “GOLDBERG, GOLDBERG, GOLDBERG!” as the man himself pulls Brock Lesnar off the side of the cage and into the Jackhammer position! Is this the end for Lesnar? *BANG* Ouch! Into the cover!
1
2
This has got to be all…
BUT NO (Bet ya couldn’t see that coming!)! ROB VAN DAM MAKES THE SAVE WITH THE ROLLING THUNDER! He pins Goldberg (Figo)…
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2
AND A KICK OUT! Wow. This is top stuff we’re seeing from these guys in this match-up. Anybody could win this! Van Dam (DaMan) is straight back on his game and climbing the turnbuckle. Could it be…? 5 STAR FROG SPLASH ON GOLDBERG! Van Dam rolls around the ring a few seconds obviously feeling the pain of his own move before making the cover…
1
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…BUT RANDY ORTON (ANT) MAKES THE SAVE! It looks like he’s back into this thing…
…Or maybe that was all he had left cause all four men are down right now…
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…
…
…RVD is beginning to get up as is Orton. Who will make it to a vertical position first? They’re both almost there. Van Dam has his back turned… WHAM! RKO CONNECTS! Orton cockily smiles and looks to be attempting to climb out of the cage again!
He gets about half way up when Lesnar gets to his feet. Although Brock doesn’t seem to know where he is. He’s staggering… Orton seems to be stood on the top rope at the moment BUT NO! LESNAR (CHRIS) JUST STAGGERED INTO THE ROPES KNOCKING ORTON DOWN WHERE NO MAN WOULD LIKE TO BE!!! I don’t think he even realises what he’s just done. He’s too busy trying to get his head together.
Goldberg is moving! The fans begin to chant his name… And he gets to his feet! But… F-5! GOLDBERG IS BACK DOWN! I have no idea how Brock managed to pull that one off in the state he’s in. Anyway, he now seems to be attempting to climb the side of the cage. He’s staggering still but who’s surprised? I’d guess no-one after all the blood he’s lost.
He’s almost there! Wait… Orton is moving! It looks as if he’s in tremendous pain but he’s moving towards the door! The referee seems to have found the key now. Quite convenient eh? I guess he just doesn’t like Brock Lesnar! He opens the door. Ortons almost there but Lesnars got his leg over the top of the cage! This is going to be a close one.
Goldberg (Figo) is out despite the fans still chanting his name and RVD (DaMan) seems to be attempting to move but he’s getting no-where. It’s all between Orton and Lesnar! Lesnar has got both legs over the top. He’s lower himself out! BUT ORTON HAS HIS HANDS ON THE GROUND! There’s two referees watching from opposite sides of the cage.
ORTON (ANT) HAS DONE IT! THE REFEREE HAS HIS HAND UP!
NO! LESNAR (CHRIS) HAS WON! THE OTHER REFEREE HAS HIS HAND UP!
Oh.. No.. Look’s like we have a bit of conflict. Lets see the two replays at the same…
Nah. It looks as if they landed at exactly the same time… What’s going to happen here? All 4 men have put their all into this match and none of them are standing at this very moment. I guess we’ll probably hear their views on the match either later on tonight or next week. It depends if any injuries come up. Somebody could well have one after this carnage!
I guess we’ll find out some sort of a decision regarding this match either later on tonight or next week.
Anyway, we’ll be back after the break heading towards tonight’s main event! Make sure you don’t change the damn channel!
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Thanks for reading,
Jae
Brock Lesnar (Chris) vs Randy Orton (Ant) vs RVD (DaMan24) vs Goldberg (Figo)
Written by Jae
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse. We’re just about set for one of our main events of the evening! It’s going to be Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, RVD and Goldberg in a STEEL CAGE! It’s gonna be carnage! The only ways to victory are if you escape the cage and BOTH feet touch the floor or if you gain a pinfall/submission. This is going to be one hell-of-a-match-up!
Brock Lesnars music hits and the man himself walks out from the back. He stops on the stage and does his usual jumping up and down thing before walking down to the ring. The fans boo! He has a serious look on his face. If he wins this match, it could put him on-line for a title shot. Lesnar (Chris) makes it down to the ring and jumps onto the apron. The pyro goes off and Brock steps in the ring awaiting his opponents.
Motorhead hit the speakers and Randy Orton (Ant) steps out from the back looking as confident as ever. He slowly and cockily walks down to the ring with a smirk on his face. The fans boo as he talks the usual trash! Orton had a run-in backstage with The Hurricane (DW) earlier on tonight. Heres what happened…
* * * * *
Randy :: Well would you believe it. If it isn’t the Hamburgler and the Grimace?
Gregory :: Gregory Helms, mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Globe!
Randy :: Err yeah. You wanna talk about front-page news? Randy Orton, the Hardcore Legend, the Legend Killer, the future of this business is front-page news! And I’m gunna prove that by going out there and kicking three ássés inside that steel cage. Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, RVD…they’re all Randy Orton wannabes. They’re past it. This is Randy Orton-time now.
Gregory :: I’ll tell you what Randy…why don’t I…err, I mean Hurricane, start his legacy early. I’m talking next week, on Eclipse. You bring your little group, Evolution. You bring your little finisher, the RKO.
Randy :: You think Hurricane's a match for me? I've got the looks, the moves, the talent...hell, you're on. Never will you get a chance like this again. And you know what? I'll bring Evolution. I'll bring my RKO. But that's not all I'm bringing...I'm gunna bring Hurricane the single biggest ass-whopping he has ever had!
Rosey :: Now that’s sorted…quick Gregory…to the Hurricane’s cave!
Gregory :: Page 939, chapter nine. Hurricane’s Hurri-cave!
Helms and Rosey walk off, as Randy is left standing alone.
Randy :: Once I’ve got them fools out of the way…I can finally get a deserved shot at the Euro-continental Title; the title with Randy Orton’s name on it!
Randy smirks, and heads off.
* * * * *
Orton is now in the ring along with Lesnar. They both look down the ramp awaiting the next competitor in this match…
RVD’s music hits and the former bWo frontman walks out from the back. The fans start some “You Suck!” chants as he cockily walks down the ramp. RVD (DaMan) is quick to enter the ring, as usual. He joins Lesnar and Orton waiting for the last participant in this match.
Goldberg’s music hits and the fans go wild! He’s seen on the titan-tron exiting his locker room but it’s not long before he’s on the stage standing in the centre of fireworks! Ouch! He walks down to the ring staring down his opponents. This is going to be a tough match… Goldberg (Figo) enters the ring and looks up to the top of the arena.
The cage lowers slowly…
…But wait! Brock Lesnar is trying to gain an early advantage! He beats down on Goldberg with some right hands. Orton joins in. Van Dam looks on from the opposite side of the ring. Goldberg is trying to fight back but doesn’t seem to be getting anywhere. The cage is almost down… Woah! Goldberg just shoved Orton right over to the other side of the ring. He’s now exchanging punches with Brock Lesnar.
The Cage is Down! The referee signal’s for the bell to be rung and this match is officially underway!
Goldberg takes Lesnar down with a heavy right hand. He turns around… SPINNING HEEL KICK BY VAN DAM taking Goldberg of his feet! RVD stomps on Goldberg while he’s down but wait a minute…
Look at Orton. He’s looking to end this one early! He’s half way up the cage! Van Dam has no idea. He’s too busy stomping away on Goldberg. Lesnar’s seen. *BANG* Ouch. Brock just pulled Orton off the side of the cage and slammed him down onto the mat.
Goldberg is arising but RVD is still kicking away at him. The kicks now seem to be aimed at his mid-section. Goldberg shoves RVD over but Van Dam is straight back up… SPEAR! MAJOR IMPACT! Van Dam is out! Goldberg is signalling for the Jackhammer but no! A neckbreaker is hit from behind by Lesnar. Brock seems to be in control here!
Brock taunts the crowd until Orton hits him from behind with some right hands… and some lefts… some more rights and Lesnar turns around. The two grapple as Goldberg and Van Dam begin to get to their feet. It ends with the two running into the ropes and colliding on the return. Both men are knocked down.
Goldberg is first to his feet and grabs RVD by the hair. He runs toward the side of the cage chucking Van Dam into it! *CRASH* He picks Van Dam back up and does the same into the other side of the cage! *BANG* Ouch… Van Dams on dream-street!
It looks as if Goldberg’s off for the win. He seems to be climbing the side of the cage. Lesnar and Orton see it and are on the case. Brock pulls one of Goldberg’s feet while Orton pushes the other and the result? Lets put it like this, Goldberg lands on the ropes and is in MAJOR pain! Good teamwork! But it doesn’t last long as Van Dam pushes both men into the side of the cage. He then catches Lesnar and scratches his face along the steel! Lesnar screams in pain as blood begins to trickle.
Van Dam lets go soon after and Lesnar falls down to the mat. RVD runs into the ropes and on the rebound hits ROLLING THUNDER! He puts Lesnar (Chris) into a pinning predicament. I’d say it’s over. The referee counts…
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RANDY ORTON MAKES THE SAVE! Woah, that was a close one! Van Dam (DaMan) is straight up to his feet. He looks Orton (Ant) in the face, before beginning to exchange punches. The self-proclaimed Legend Killer gets the best of it taking RVD into the corner. He then pushes Van Dam up on top of the turnbuckle. What’s he looking for? SUPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE! Ouch! Orton goes for the cover but it’s cut off by Goldberg (Figo) before the referee even has chance to count.
Orton gets to his feet and the two look each other in the eyes. Goldberg begins an exchange of punches but Orton ducks one and manages to hit a DDT on Goldberg! Everyone’s down apart from the Evolution member! Orton looks around and smiles before slowly beginning to climb the cage. He’s almost to the top when RVD jumps to his feet! He dives up to the top of the cage along with Orton! What’s gonna happen here?
Orton sits on top of the cage with one leg over whilst RVD fights from just under! The two exchange punches. Ortons almost over! Could this be the end of this match? Van Dam is fighting for it! He’s attempting to pull Orton back over the top and into the ring but it doesn’t seem to be working…
…And here comes Goldberg! He climbs the cage at the other side of Orton and begins to help Van Dam bring him back in the ring. They’re getting somewhere… Ortons being forced here… *BANG* OH MY GOD! ORTON WAS JUST DOUBLE SUPLEXED FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE INTO THE RING! HE COULD BE OUT COLD!!! Goldberg and Van Dam don’t look too good either! All three men are down! Could this be the opening Brock Lesnar has been waiting for?
Lesnar is just about to his feet but he’s staggering. He’s lost quite a lot of blood. I think he’s just realised that he’s the only man on his feet! Wait a minute…
Brock is heading for the door! It looks as if he’s shouting to the referee on the outside to open it. He’s looking for the keys but seems to be taking his damn time! Brock doesn’t look happy. He’s decided to attempt to climb over the top but it looks to be a bit late now as Goldberg is back to his feet!
The fans chant “GOLDBERG, GOLDBERG, GOLDBERG!” as the man himself pulls Brock Lesnar off the side of the cage and into the Jackhammer position! Is this the end for Lesnar? *BANG* Ouch! Into the cover!
1
2
This has got to be all…
BUT NO (Bet ya couldn’t see that coming!)! ROB VAN DAM MAKES THE SAVE WITH THE ROLLING THUNDER! He pins Goldberg (Figo)…
1
2
AND A KICK OUT! Wow. This is top stuff we’re seeing from these guys in this match-up. Anybody could win this! Van Dam (DaMan) is straight back on his game and climbing the turnbuckle. Could it be…? 5 STAR FROG SPLASH ON GOLDBERG! Van Dam rolls around the ring a few seconds obviously feeling the pain of his own move before making the cover…
1
2
…BUT RANDY ORTON (ANT) MAKES THE SAVE! It looks like he’s back into this thing…
…Or maybe that was all he had left cause all four men are down right now…
…
…
…
…RVD is beginning to get up as is Orton. Who will make it to a vertical position first? They’re both almost there. Van Dam has his back turned… WHAM! RKO CONNECTS! Orton cockily smiles and looks to be attempting to climb out of the cage again!
He gets about half way up when Lesnar gets to his feet. Although Brock doesn’t seem to know where he is. He’s staggering… Orton seems to be stood on the top rope at the moment BUT NO! LESNAR (CHRIS) JUST STAGGERED INTO THE ROPES KNOCKING ORTON DOWN WHERE NO MAN WOULD LIKE TO BE!!! I don’t think he even realises what he’s just done. He’s too busy trying to get his head together.
Goldberg is moving! The fans begin to chant his name… And he gets to his feet! But… F-5! GOLDBERG IS BACK DOWN! I have no idea how Brock managed to pull that one off in the state he’s in. Anyway, he now seems to be attempting to climb the side of the cage. He’s staggering still but who’s surprised? I’d guess no-one after all the blood he’s lost.
He’s almost there! Wait… Orton is moving! It looks as if he’s in tremendous pain but he’s moving towards the door! The referee seems to have found the key now. Quite convenient eh? I guess he just doesn’t like Brock Lesnar! He opens the door. Ortons almost there but Lesnars got his leg over the top of the cage! This is going to be a close one.
Goldberg (Figo) is out despite the fans still chanting his name and RVD (DaMan) seems to be attempting to move but he’s getting no-where. It’s all between Orton and Lesnar! Lesnar has got both legs over the top. He’s lower himself out! BUT ORTON HAS HIS HANDS ON THE GROUND! There’s two referees watching from opposite sides of the cage.
ORTON (ANT) HAS DONE IT! THE REFEREE HAS HIS HAND UP!
NO! LESNAR (CHRIS) HAS WON! THE OTHER REFEREE HAS HIS HAND UP!
Oh.. No.. Look’s like we have a bit of conflict. Lets see the two replays at the same…
Nah. It looks as if they landed at exactly the same time… What’s going to happen here? All 4 men have put their all into this match and none of them are standing at this very moment. I guess we’ll probably hear their views on the match either later on tonight or next week. It depends if any injuries come up. Somebody could well have one after this carnage!
I guess we’ll find out some sort of a decision regarding this match either later on tonight or next week.
Anyway, we’ll be back after the break heading towards tonight’s main event! Make sure you don’t change the damn channel!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Thanks for reading,
Jae
Excellent, really enjoyed that. :D
Top stuff, non-stop action and a helluva lot of near falls - everyone hit their finishers and could all have won, and you shared out the idea of climbing the cage/pinfall/out the door well, especially at the end. :D
I think Lesnar (Chris) vs Orton (Ant) is a perfect idea...you're goin down Chrissy-boy. :P
Nice one Jae.
Top stuff, non-stop action and a helluva lot of near falls - everyone hit their finishers and could all have won, and you shared out the idea of climbing the cage/pinfall/out the door well, especially at the end. :D
I think Lesnar (Chris) vs Orton (Ant) is a perfect idea...you're goin down Chrissy-boy. :P
Nice one Jae.
Great match Jae! Top action all the time :) It's hard calling the action on 4 wrestlers but you made it look reeallll easy :P Nice ending, I guess it's Orton vs Lesnar.
Ah, the classic 2 man, who touched the ground first cage match. :)
Top stuff, we'll have to see where this goes from here. Lesnar V Orton should be a good match, if it goes that way...
Top stuff, we'll have to see where this goes from here. Lesnar V Orton should be a good match, if it goes that way...
What a great match!
In the ring action happening all of the time, with great moves and accidents by every wrestler.
Shame on RVD and Goldberg. There'll be a bit of a conflict between Orton and the one the only, Brock Lesnar who obviously won, by a fraction of the second.
I recon - Brock Lesnar vs Randy Orton SRW number one contender match, but what happens is up to Ant.
In the ring action happening all of the time, with great moves and accidents by every wrestler.
Shame on RVD and Goldberg. There'll be a bit of a conflict between Orton and the one the only, Brock Lesnar who obviously won, by a fraction of the second.
I recon - Brock Lesnar vs Randy Orton SRW number one contender match, but what happens is up to Ant.
Fatal 4-Way Steel Cage Match –
Brock Lesnar (Chris) vs Randy Orton (Ant) vs RVD (DaMan24) vs Goldberg (Figo)
Written by Jae
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse. We’re just about set for one of our main events of the evening! It’s going to be Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, RVD and Goldberg in a STEEL CAGE! It’s gonna be carnage! The only ways to victory are if you escape the cage and BOTH feet touch the floor or if you gain a pinfall/submission. This is going to be one hell-of-a-match-up!
Brock Lesnars music hits and the man himself walks out from the back. He stops on the stage and does his usual jumping up and down thing before walking down to the ring. The fans boo! He has a serious look on his face. If he wins this match, it could put him on-line for a title shot. Lesnar (Chris) makes it down to the ring and jumps onto the apron. The pyro goes off and Brock steps in the ring awaiting his opponents.
Motorhead hit the speakers and Randy Orton (Ant) steps out from the back looking as confident as ever. He slowly and cockily walks down to the ring with a smirk on his face. The fans boo as he talks the usual trash! Orton had a run-in backstage with The Hurricane (DW) earlier on tonight. Heres what happened…
* * * * *
Randy :: Well would you believe it. If it isn’t the Hamburgler and the Grimace?
Gregory :: Gregory Helms, mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Globe!
Randy :: Err yeah. You wanna talk about front-page news? Randy Orton, the Hardcore Legend, the Legend Killer, the future of this business is front-page news! And I’m gunna prove that by going out there and kicking three ássés inside that steel cage. Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, RVD…they’re all Randy Orton wannabes. They’re past it. This is Randy Orton-time now.
Gregory :: I’ll tell you what Randy…why don’t I…err, I mean Hurricane, start his legacy early. I’m talking next week, on Eclipse. You bring your little group, Evolution. You bring your little finisher, the RKO.
Randy :: You think Hurricane's a match for me? I've got the looks, the moves, the talent...hell, you're on. Never will you get a chance like this again. And you know what? I'll bring Evolution. I'll bring my RKO. But that's not all I'm bringing...I'm gunna bring Hurricane the single biggest ass-whopping he has ever had!
Rosey :: Now that’s sorted…quick Gregory…to the Hurricane’s cave!
Gregory :: Page 939, chapter nine. Hurricane’s Hurri-cave!
Helms and Rosey walk off, as Randy is left standing alone.
Randy :: Once I’ve got them fools out of the way…I can finally get a deserved shot at the Euro-continental Title; the title with Randy Orton’s name on it!
Randy smirks, and heads off.
* * * * *
Orton is now in the ring along with Lesnar. They both look down the ramp awaiting the next competitor in this match…
RVD’s music hits and the former bWo frontman walks out from the back. The fans start some “You Suck!” chants as he cockily walks down the ramp. RVD (DaMan) is quick to enter the ring, as usual. He joins Lesnar and Orton waiting for the last participant in this match.
Goldberg’s music hits and the fans go wild! He’s seen on the titan-tron exiting his locker room but it’s not long before he’s on the stage standing in the centre of fireworks! Ouch! He walks down to the ring staring down his opponents. This is going to be a tough match… Goldberg (Figo) enters the ring and looks up to the top of the arena.
The cage lowers slowly…
…But wait! Brock Lesnar is trying to gain an early advantage! He beats down on Goldberg with some right hands. Orton joins in. Van Dam looks on from the opposite side of the ring. Goldberg is trying to fight back but doesn’t seem to be getting anywhere. The cage is almost down… Woah! Goldberg just shoved Orton right over to the other side of the ring. He’s now exchanging punches with Brock Lesnar.
The Cage is Down! The referee signal’s for the bell to be rung and this match is officially underway!
Goldberg takes Lesnar down with a heavy right hand. He turns around… SPINNING HEEL KICK BY VAN DAM taking Goldberg of his feet! RVD stomps on Goldberg while he’s down but wait a minute…
Look at Orton. He’s looking to end this one early! He’s half way up the cage! Van Dam has no idea. He’s too busy stomping away on Goldberg. Lesnar’s seen. *BANG* Ouch. Brock just pulled Orton off the side of the cage and slammed him down onto the mat.
Goldberg is arising but RVD is still kicking away at him. The kicks now seem to be aimed at his mid-section. Goldberg shoves RVD over but Van Dam is straight back up… SPEAR! MAJOR IMPACT! Van Dam is out! Goldberg is signalling for the Jackhammer but no! A neckbreaker is hit from behind by Lesnar. Brock seems to be in control here!
Brock taunts the crowd until Orton hits him from behind with some right hands… and some lefts… some more rights and Lesnar turns around. The two grapple as Goldberg and Van Dam begin to get to their feet. It ends with the two running into the ropes and colliding on the return. Both men are knocked down.
Goldberg is first to his feet and grabs RVD by the hair. He runs toward the side of the cage chucking Van Dam into it! *CRASH* He picks Van Dam back up and does the same into the other side of the cage! *BANG* Ouch… Van Dams on dream-street!
It looks as if Goldberg’s off for the win. He seems to be climbing the side of the cage. Lesnar and Orton see it and are on the case. Brock pulls one of Goldberg’s feet while Orton pushes the other and the result? Lets put it like this, Goldberg lands on the ropes and is in MAJOR pain! Good teamwork! But it doesn’t last long as Van Dam pushes both men into the side of the cage. He then catches Lesnar and scratches his face along the steel! Lesnar screams in pain as blood begins to trickle.
Van Dam lets go soon after and Lesnar falls down to the mat. RVD runs into the ropes and on the rebound hits ROLLING THUNDER! He puts Lesnar (Chris) into a pinning predicament. I’d say it’s over. The referee counts…
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RANDY ORTON MAKES THE SAVE! Woah, that was a close one! Van Dam (DaMan) is straight up to his feet. He looks Orton (Ant) in the face, before beginning to exchange punches. The self-proclaimed Legend Killer gets the best of it taking RVD into the corner. He then pushes Van Dam up on top of the turnbuckle. What’s he looking for? SUPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE! Ouch! Orton goes for the cover but it’s cut off by Goldberg (Figo) before the referee even has chance to count.
Orton gets to his feet and the two look each other in the eyes. Goldberg begins an exchange of punches but Orton ducks one and manages to hit a DDT on Goldberg! Everyone’s down apart from the Evolution member! Orton looks around and smiles before slowly beginning to climb the cage. He’s almost to the top when RVD jumps to his feet! He dives up to the top of the cage along with Orton! What’s gonna happen here?
Orton sits on top of the cage with one leg over whilst RVD fights from just under! The two exchange punches. Ortons almost over! Could this be the end of this match? Van Dam is fighting for it! He’s attempting to pull Orton back over the top and into the ring but it doesn’t seem to be working…
…And here comes Goldberg! He climbs the cage at the other side of Orton and begins to help Van Dam bring him back in the ring. They’re getting somewhere… Ortons being forced here… *BANG* OH MY GOD! ORTON WAS JUST DOUBLE SUPLEXED FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE INTO THE RING! HE COULD BE OUT COLD!!! Goldberg and Van Dam don’t look too good either! All three men are down! Could this be the opening Brock Lesnar has been waiting for?
Lesnar is just about to his feet but he’s staggering. He’s lost quite a lot of blood. I think he’s just realised that he’s the only man on his feet! Wait a minute…
Brock is heading for the door! It looks as if he’s shouting to the referee on the outside to open it. He’s looking for the keys but seems to be taking his damn time! Brock doesn’t look happy. He’s decided to attempt to climb over the top but it looks to be a bit late now as Goldberg is back to his feet!
The fans chant “GOLDBERG, GOLDBERG, GOLDBERG!” as the man himself pulls Brock Lesnar off the side of the cage and into the Jackhammer position! Is this the end for Lesnar? *BANG* Ouch! Into the cover!
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This has got to be all…
BUT NO (Bet ya couldn’t see that coming!)! ROB VAN DAM MAKES THE SAVE WITH THE ROLLING THUNDER! He pins Goldberg (Figo)…
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AND A KICK OUT! Wow. This is top stuff we’re seeing from these guys in this match-up. Anybody could win this! Van Dam (DaMan) is straight back on his game and climbing the turnbuckle. Could it be…? 5 STAR FROG SPLASH ON GOLDBERG! Van Dam rolls around the ring a few seconds obviously feeling the pain of his own move before making the cover…
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…BUT RANDY ORTON (ANT) MAKES THE SAVE! It looks like he’s back into this thing…
…Or maybe that was all he had left cause all four men are down right now…
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…RVD is beginning to get up as is Orton. Who will make it to a vertical position first? They’re both almost there. Van Dam has his back turned… WHAM! RKO CONNECTS! Orton cockily smiles and looks to be attempting to climb out of the cage again!
He gets about half way up when Lesnar gets to his feet. Although Brock doesn’t seem to know where he is. He’s staggering… Orton seems to be stood on the top rope at the moment BUT NO! LESNAR (CHRIS) JUST STAGGERED INTO THE ROPES KNOCKING ORTON DOWN WHERE NO MAN WOULD LIKE TO BE!!! I don’t think he even realises what he’s just done. He’s too busy trying to get his head together.
Goldberg is moving! The fans begin to chant his name… And he gets to his feet! But… F-5! GOLDBERG IS BACK DOWN! I have no idea how Brock managed to pull that one off in the state he’s in. Anyway, he now seems to be attempting to climb the side of the cage. He’s staggering still but who’s surprised? I’d guess no-one after all the blood he’s lost.
He’s almost there! Wait… Orton is moving! It looks as if he’s in tremendous pain but he’s moving towards the door! The referee seems to have found the key now. Quite convenient eh? I guess he just doesn’t like Brock Lesnar! He opens the door. Ortons almost there but Lesnars got his leg over the top of the cage! This is going to be a close one.
Goldberg (Figo) is out despite the fans still chanting his name and RVD (DaMan) seems to be attempting to move but he’s getting no-where. It’s all between Orton and Lesnar! Lesnar has got both legs over the top. He’s lower himself out! BUT ORTON HAS HIS HANDS ON THE GROUND! There’s two referees watching from opposite sides of the cage.
ORTON (ANT) HAS DONE IT! THE REFEREE HAS HIS HAND UP!
NO! LESNAR (CHRIS) HAS WON! THE OTHER REFEREE HAS HIS HAND UP!
Oh.. No.. Look’s like we have a bit of conflict. Lets see the two replays at the same…
Nah. It looks as if they landed at exactly the same time… What’s going to happen here? All 4 men have put their all into this match and none of them are standing at this very moment. I guess we’ll probably hear their views on the match either later on tonight or next week. It depends if any injuries come up. Somebody could well have one after this carnage!
I guess we’ll find out some sort of a decision regarding this match either later on tonight or next week.
Anyway, we’ll be back after the break heading towards tonight’s main event! Make sure you don’t change the damn channel!
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Thanks for reading,
Jae
Brock Lesnar (Chris) vs Randy Orton (Ant) vs RVD (DaMan24) vs Goldberg (Figo)
Written by Jae
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse. We’re just about set for one of our main events of the evening! It’s going to be Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, RVD and Goldberg in a STEEL CAGE! It’s gonna be carnage! The only ways to victory are if you escape the cage and BOTH feet touch the floor or if you gain a pinfall/submission. This is going to be one hell-of-a-match-up!
Brock Lesnars music hits and the man himself walks out from the back. He stops on the stage and does his usual jumping up and down thing before walking down to the ring. The fans boo! He has a serious look on his face. If he wins this match, it could put him on-line for a title shot. Lesnar (Chris) makes it down to the ring and jumps onto the apron. The pyro goes off and Brock steps in the ring awaiting his opponents.
Motorhead hit the speakers and Randy Orton (Ant) steps out from the back looking as confident as ever. He slowly and cockily walks down to the ring with a smirk on his face. The fans boo as he talks the usual trash! Orton had a run-in backstage with The Hurricane (DW) earlier on tonight. Heres what happened…
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Randy :: Well would you believe it. If it isn’t the Hamburgler and the Grimace?
Gregory :: Gregory Helms, mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Globe!
Randy :: Err yeah. You wanna talk about front-page news? Randy Orton, the Hardcore Legend, the Legend Killer, the future of this business is front-page news! And I’m gunna prove that by going out there and kicking three ássés inside that steel cage. Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, RVD…they’re all Randy Orton wannabes. They’re past it. This is Randy Orton-time now.
Gregory :: I’ll tell you what Randy…why don’t I…err, I mean Hurricane, start his legacy early. I’m talking next week, on Eclipse. You bring your little group, Evolution. You bring your little finisher, the RKO.
Randy :: You think Hurricane's a match for me? I've got the looks, the moves, the talent...hell, you're on. Never will you get a chance like this again. And you know what? I'll bring Evolution. I'll bring my RKO. But that's not all I'm bringing...I'm gunna bring Hurricane the single biggest ass-whopping he has ever had!
Rosey :: Now that’s sorted…quick Gregory…to the Hurricane’s cave!
Gregory :: Page 939, chapter nine. Hurricane’s Hurri-cave!
Helms and Rosey walk off, as Randy is left standing alone.
Randy :: Once I’ve got them fools out of the way…I can finally get a deserved shot at the Euro-continental Title; the title with Randy Orton’s name on it!
Randy smirks, and heads off.
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Orton is now in the ring along with Lesnar. They both look down the ramp awaiting the next competitor in this match…
RVD’s music hits and the former bWo frontman walks out from the back. The fans start some “You Suck!” chants as he cockily walks down the ramp. RVD (DaMan) is quick to enter the ring, as usual. He joins Lesnar and Orton waiting for the last participant in this match.
Goldberg’s music hits and the fans go wild! He’s seen on the titan-tron exiting his locker room but it’s not long before he’s on the stage standing in the centre of fireworks! Ouch! He walks down to the ring staring down his opponents. This is going to be a tough match… Goldberg (Figo) enters the ring and looks up to the top of the arena.
The cage lowers slowly…
…But wait! Brock Lesnar is trying to gain an early advantage! He beats down on Goldberg with some right hands. Orton joins in. Van Dam looks on from the opposite side of the ring. Goldberg is trying to fight back but doesn’t seem to be getting anywhere. The cage is almost down… Woah! Goldberg just shoved Orton right over to the other side of the ring. He’s now exchanging punches with Brock Lesnar.
The Cage is Down! The referee signal’s for the bell to be rung and this match is officially underway!
Goldberg takes Lesnar down with a heavy right hand. He turns around… SPINNING HEEL KICK BY VAN DAM taking Goldberg of his feet! RVD stomps on Goldberg while he’s down but wait a minute…
Look at Orton. He’s looking to end this one early! He’s half way up the cage! Van Dam has no idea. He’s too busy stomping away on Goldberg. Lesnar’s seen. *BANG* Ouch. Brock just pulled Orton off the side of the cage and slammed him down onto the mat.
Goldberg is arising but RVD is still kicking away at him. The kicks now seem to be aimed at his mid-section. Goldberg shoves RVD over but Van Dam is straight back up… SPEAR! MAJOR IMPACT! Van Dam is out! Goldberg is signalling for the Jackhammer but no! A neckbreaker is hit from behind by Lesnar. Brock seems to be in control here!
Brock taunts the crowd until Orton hits him from behind with some right hands… and some lefts… some more rights and Lesnar turns around. The two grapple as Goldberg and Van Dam begin to get to their feet. It ends with the two running into the ropes and colliding on the return. Both men are knocked down.
Goldberg is first to his feet and grabs RVD by the hair. He runs toward the side of the cage chucking Van Dam into it! *CRASH* He picks Van Dam back up and does the same into the other side of the cage! *BANG* Ouch… Van Dams on dream-street!
It looks as if Goldberg’s off for the win. He seems to be climbing the side of the cage. Lesnar and Orton see it and are on the case. Brock pulls one of Goldberg’s feet while Orton pushes the other and the result? Lets put it like this, Goldberg lands on the ropes and is in MAJOR pain! Good teamwork! But it doesn’t last long as Van Dam pushes both men into the side of the cage. He then catches Lesnar and scratches his face along the steel! Lesnar screams in pain as blood begins to trickle.
Van Dam lets go soon after and Lesnar falls down to the mat. RVD runs into the ropes and on the rebound hits ROLLING THUNDER! He puts Lesnar (Chris) into a pinning predicament. I’d say it’s over. The referee counts…
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RANDY ORTON MAKES THE SAVE! Woah, that was a close one! Van Dam (DaMan) is straight up to his feet. He looks Orton (Ant) in the face, before beginning to exchange punches. The self-proclaimed Legend Killer gets the best of it taking RVD into the corner. He then pushes Van Dam up on top of the turnbuckle. What’s he looking for? SUPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE! Ouch! Orton goes for the cover but it’s cut off by Goldberg (Figo) before the referee even has chance to count.
Orton gets to his feet and the two look each other in the eyes. Goldberg begins an exchange of punches but Orton ducks one and manages to hit a DDT on Goldberg! Everyone’s down apart from the Evolution member! Orton looks around and smiles before slowly beginning to climb the cage. He’s almost to the top when RVD jumps to his feet! He dives up to the top of the cage along with Orton! What’s gonna happen here?
Orton sits on top of the cage with one leg over whilst RVD fights from just under! The two exchange punches. Ortons almost over! Could this be the end of this match? Van Dam is fighting for it! He’s attempting to pull Orton back over the top and into the ring but it doesn’t seem to be working…
…And here comes Goldberg! He climbs the cage at the other side of Orton and begins to help Van Dam bring him back in the ring. They’re getting somewhere… Ortons being forced here… *BANG* OH MY GOD! ORTON WAS JUST DOUBLE SUPLEXED FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE INTO THE RING! HE COULD BE OUT COLD!!! Goldberg and Van Dam don’t look too good either! All three men are down! Could this be the opening Brock Lesnar has been waiting for?
Lesnar is just about to his feet but he’s staggering. He’s lost quite a lot of blood. I think he’s just realised that he’s the only man on his feet! Wait a minute…
Brock is heading for the door! It looks as if he’s shouting to the referee on the outside to open it. He’s looking for the keys but seems to be taking his damn time! Brock doesn’t look happy. He’s decided to attempt to climb over the top but it looks to be a bit late now as Goldberg is back to his feet!
The fans chant “GOLDBERG, GOLDBERG, GOLDBERG!” as the man himself pulls Brock Lesnar off the side of the cage and into the Jackhammer position! Is this the end for Lesnar? *BANG* Ouch! Into the cover!
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This has got to be all…
BUT NO (Bet ya couldn’t see that coming!)! ROB VAN DAM MAKES THE SAVE WITH THE ROLLING THUNDER! He pins Goldberg (Figo)…
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AND A KICK OUT! Wow. This is top stuff we’re seeing from these guys in this match-up. Anybody could win this! Van Dam (DaMan) is straight back on his game and climbing the turnbuckle. Could it be…? 5 STAR FROG SPLASH ON GOLDBERG! Van Dam rolls around the ring a few seconds obviously feeling the pain of his own move before making the cover…
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…BUT RANDY ORTON (ANT) MAKES THE SAVE! It looks like he’s back into this thing…
…Or maybe that was all he had left cause all four men are down right now…
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…RVD is beginning to get up as is Orton. Who will make it to a vertical position first? They’re both almost there. Van Dam has his back turned… WHAM! RKO CONNECTS! Orton cockily smiles and looks to be attempting to climb out of the cage again!
He gets about half way up when Lesnar gets to his feet. Although Brock doesn’t seem to know where he is. He’s staggering… Orton seems to be stood on the top rope at the moment BUT NO! LESNAR (CHRIS) JUST STAGGERED INTO THE ROPES KNOCKING ORTON DOWN WHERE NO MAN WOULD LIKE TO BE!!! I don’t think he even realises what he’s just done. He’s too busy trying to get his head together.
Goldberg is moving! The fans begin to chant his name… And he gets to his feet! But… F-5! GOLDBERG IS BACK DOWN! I have no idea how Brock managed to pull that one off in the state he’s in. Anyway, he now seems to be attempting to climb the side of the cage. He’s staggering still but who’s surprised? I’d guess no-one after all the blood he’s lost.
He’s almost there! Wait… Orton is moving! It looks as if he’s in tremendous pain but he’s moving towards the door! The referee seems to have found the key now. Quite convenient eh? I guess he just doesn’t like Brock Lesnar! He opens the door. Ortons almost there but Lesnars got his leg over the top of the cage! This is going to be a close one.
Goldberg (Figo) is out despite the fans still chanting his name and RVD (DaMan) seems to be attempting to move but he’s getting no-where. It’s all between Orton and Lesnar! Lesnar has got both legs over the top. He’s lower himself out! BUT ORTON HAS HIS HANDS ON THE GROUND! There’s two referees watching from opposite sides of the cage.
ORTON (ANT) HAS DONE IT! THE REFEREE HAS HIS HAND UP!
NO! LESNAR (CHRIS) HAS WON! THE OTHER REFEREE HAS HIS HAND UP!
Oh.. No.. Look’s like we have a bit of conflict. Lets see the two replays at the same…
Nah. It looks as if they landed at exactly the same time… What’s going to happen here? All 4 men have put their all into this match and none of them are standing at this very moment. I guess we’ll probably hear their views on the match either later on tonight or next week. It depends if any injuries come up. Somebody could well have one after this carnage!
I guess we’ll find out some sort of a decision regarding this match either later on tonight or next week.
Anyway, we’ll be back after the break heading towards tonight’s main event! Make sure you don’t change the damn channel!
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Thanks for reading,
Jae