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SRW Unofficial Prom: Jonny Hammer (Chris): A Change Maybe:
* CAN’T TOUCH THIS! * Jonny Hammer (Chris) steps out on to the top of the ramp, with a microphone in hand, walks down the ramp and steps in to the ring. * HAMMERTIME! * “Cut the music!” says Jonny Hammer and the music stops. The crowd do not really like the look of this guy. They hardly remember him as he hasn’t been on SRW for some while now.
Jonny Hammer (Chris) puts the microphone to his mouth and says “I take by the look on all of your faces, you guys don’t remember me. I haven’t even debuted yet. All I’ve done is come out here a few times and run my mouth, saying how you’re all useless and pointless.” The crowd remember him now and disliked that comment. “But now I have come to realise that to get my debut and get somewhere around I need to win you lot over.” The fans are starting to like this new – ish guy.
Jonny Hammer (Chris) goes on to say “Now, to start things off, I think your all going to like what I am going to do next. Hit my music!” Jonny Hammer’s music plays and he starts to break dance to it. The crowd are loving it. Jonny Hammer is do all the moves and with the crowd getting right in to it, nodding their heads to the music and applauding his dance moves.
The music stops and Jonny Hammer (Chris) gets up off of the floor and picks his microphone back up. He puts the microphone to his mouth and says in to it “So you like that?” The crowd cheers and Jonny Hammer grins. “And you would sure like to see more of that . . . eh?” The crowd cheers even louder! “Well if, no, when I get my debut and start to come out here and kick everyone’s ass’, which I’m got a feeling won’t be long, the I can show off some more of my dance moves to you all!”
Jonny Hammer (Chris) goes on to say “Also with every single one of your help I’m going to make my way from the bottom to the top and soon I’ll be the one of the best in this business!” He pauses, grins and say “COS YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS!” And he some hand movements to his phrase (I’ll explain this below). “Oh yeah and I promise that you haven’t seen the last of me tonight!” * HAMMERTIME! * Jonny Hammer’s music plays and he does a last break dance move then steps out of the ring, makes his way up the ramp and leave the arena.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: I like this guy JR, I bet he’s a big prospect for the future, for his personality and his wrestling.
Jim Ross: Don’t forget he hasn’t wrestled yet, but he’s good with the fans and knows what the fans want.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: Ah, but I can tell that is wrestling skills will be up to standards, I just know it, I want to see more of this guy!
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The hand thing that Jonny Hammer (Chris) does that goes with his ‘You can’t touch this!’ phrase is a bit like what John Cena does. He shakes his hand (like Stone Cold used to do) then he touches himself and finally he shows himself (like Eidur Gudjohnson does for his celebration when he scores).
Thanks for reading,
Chris.
* CAN’T TOUCH THIS! * Jonny Hammer (Chris) steps out on to the top of the ramp, with a microphone in hand, walks down the ramp and steps in to the ring. * HAMMERTIME! * “Cut the music!” says Jonny Hammer and the music stops. The crowd do not really like the look of this guy. They hardly remember him as he hasn’t been on SRW for some while now.
Jonny Hammer (Chris) puts the microphone to his mouth and says “I take by the look on all of your faces, you guys don’t remember me. I haven’t even debuted yet. All I’ve done is come out here a few times and run my mouth, saying how you’re all useless and pointless.” The crowd remember him now and disliked that comment. “But now I have come to realise that to get my debut and get somewhere around I need to win you lot over.” The fans are starting to like this new – ish guy.
Jonny Hammer (Chris) goes on to say “Now, to start things off, I think your all going to like what I am going to do next. Hit my music!” Jonny Hammer’s music plays and he starts to break dance to it. The crowd are loving it. Jonny Hammer is do all the moves and with the crowd getting right in to it, nodding their heads to the music and applauding his dance moves.
The music stops and Jonny Hammer (Chris) gets up off of the floor and picks his microphone back up. He puts the microphone to his mouth and says in to it “So you like that?” The crowd cheers and Jonny Hammer grins. “And you would sure like to see more of that . . . eh?” The crowd cheers even louder! “Well if, no, when I get my debut and start to come out here and kick everyone’s ass’, which I’m got a feeling won’t be long, the I can show off some more of my dance moves to you all!”
Jonny Hammer (Chris) goes on to say “Also with every single one of your help I’m going to make my way from the bottom to the top and soon I’ll be the one of the best in this business!” He pauses, grins and say “COS YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS!” And he some hand movements to his phrase (I’ll explain this below). “Oh yeah and I promise that you haven’t seen the last of me tonight!” * HAMMERTIME! * Jonny Hammer’s music plays and he does a last break dance move then steps out of the ring, makes his way up the ramp and leave the arena.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: I like this guy JR, I bet he’s a big prospect for the future, for his personality and his wrestling.
Jim Ross: Don’t forget he hasn’t wrestled yet, but he’s good with the fans and knows what the fans want.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: Ah, but I can tell that is wrestling skills will be up to standards, I just know it, I want to see more of this guy!
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The hand thing that Jonny Hammer (Chris) does that goes with his ‘You can’t touch this!’ phrase is a bit like what John Cena does. He shakes his hand (like Stone Cold used to do) then he touches himself and finally he shows himself (like Eidur Gudjohnson does for his celebration when he scores).
Thanks for reading,
Chris.
Cheers for your comments people. :)
Nah, good promo :) He made it up to the crowd for the things he said, now he has to get the respect he wants by doing well in the ring :)
You just have to give the fans what they want. They don't really know Jonny Hammer that well and I guess he needs a lift to get him on the show.
It totally works for me. Good stuff Chris. Now we'll have to see where it leads.
It totally works for me. Good stuff Chris. Now we'll have to see where it leads.
Heh. Good promo. Although it didn't seem to take much for him to win the fans over considering they didn't like him at the beginning of the promo. :P
SRW Unofficial Prom: Jonny Hammer (Chris): A Change Maybe:
* CAN’T TOUCH THIS! * Jonny Hammer (Chris) steps out on to the top of the ramp, with a microphone in hand, walks down the ramp and steps in to the ring. * HAMMERTIME! * “Cut the music!” says Jonny Hammer and the music stops. The crowd do not really like the look of this guy. They hardly remember him as he hasn’t been on SRW for some while now.
Jonny Hammer (Chris) puts the microphone to his mouth and says “I take by the look on all of your faces, you guys don’t remember me. I haven’t even debuted yet. All I’ve done is come out here a few times and run my mouth, saying how you’re all useless and pointless.” The crowd remember him now and disliked that comment. “But now I have come to realise that to get my debut and get somewhere around I need to win you lot over.” The fans are starting to like this new – ish guy.
Jonny Hammer (Chris) goes on to say “Now, to start things off, I think your all going to like what I am going to do next. Hit my music!” Jonny Hammer’s music plays and he starts to break dance to it. The crowd are loving it. Jonny Hammer is do all the moves and with the crowd getting right in to it, nodding their heads to the music and applauding his dance moves.
The music stops and Jonny Hammer (Chris) gets up off of the floor and picks his microphone back up. He puts the microphone to his mouth and says in to it “So you like that?” The crowd cheers and Jonny Hammer grins. “And you would sure like to see more of that . . . eh?” The crowd cheers even louder! “Well if, no, when I get my debut and start to come out here and kick everyone’s ass’, which I’m got a feeling won’t be long, the I can show off some more of my dance moves to you all!”
Jonny Hammer (Chris) goes on to say “Also with every single one of your help I’m going to make my way from the bottom to the top and soon I’ll be the one of the best in this business!” He pauses, grins and say “COS YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS!” And he some hand movements to his phrase (I’ll explain this below). “Oh yeah and I promise that you haven’t seen the last of me tonight!” * HAMMERTIME! * Jonny Hammer’s music plays and he does a last break dance move then steps out of the ring, makes his way up the ramp and leave the arena.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: I like this guy JR, I bet he’s a big prospect for the future, for his personality and his wrestling.
Jim Ross: Don’t forget he hasn’t wrestled yet, but he’s good with the fans and knows what the fans want.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: Ah, but I can tell that is wrestling skills will be up to standards, I just know it, I want to see more of this guy!
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The hand thing that Jonny Hammer (Chris) does that goes with his ‘You can’t touch this!’ phrase is a bit like what John Cena does. He shakes his hand (like Stone Cold used to do) then he touches himself and finally he shows himself (like Eidur Gudjohnson does for his celebration when he scores).
Thanks for reading,
Chris.
* CAN’T TOUCH THIS! * Jonny Hammer (Chris) steps out on to the top of the ramp, with a microphone in hand, walks down the ramp and steps in to the ring. * HAMMERTIME! * “Cut the music!” says Jonny Hammer and the music stops. The crowd do not really like the look of this guy. They hardly remember him as he hasn’t been on SRW for some while now.
Jonny Hammer (Chris) puts the microphone to his mouth and says “I take by the look on all of your faces, you guys don’t remember me. I haven’t even debuted yet. All I’ve done is come out here a few times and run my mouth, saying how you’re all useless and pointless.” The crowd remember him now and disliked that comment. “But now I have come to realise that to get my debut and get somewhere around I need to win you lot over.” The fans are starting to like this new – ish guy.
Jonny Hammer (Chris) goes on to say “Now, to start things off, I think your all going to like what I am going to do next. Hit my music!” Jonny Hammer’s music plays and he starts to break dance to it. The crowd are loving it. Jonny Hammer is do all the moves and with the crowd getting right in to it, nodding their heads to the music and applauding his dance moves.
The music stops and Jonny Hammer (Chris) gets up off of the floor and picks his microphone back up. He puts the microphone to his mouth and says in to it “So you like that?” The crowd cheers and Jonny Hammer grins. “And you would sure like to see more of that . . . eh?” The crowd cheers even louder! “Well if, no, when I get my debut and start to come out here and kick everyone’s ass’, which I’m got a feeling won’t be long, the I can show off some more of my dance moves to you all!”
Jonny Hammer (Chris) goes on to say “Also with every single one of your help I’m going to make my way from the bottom to the top and soon I’ll be the one of the best in this business!” He pauses, grins and say “COS YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS!” And he some hand movements to his phrase (I’ll explain this below). “Oh yeah and I promise that you haven’t seen the last of me tonight!” * HAMMERTIME! * Jonny Hammer’s music plays and he does a last break dance move then steps out of the ring, makes his way up the ramp and leave the arena.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: I like this guy JR, I bet he’s a big prospect for the future, for his personality and his wrestling.
Jim Ross: Don’t forget he hasn’t wrestled yet, but he’s good with the fans and knows what the fans want.
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler: Ah, but I can tell that is wrestling skills will be up to standards, I just know it, I want to see more of this guy!
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The hand thing that Jonny Hammer (Chris) does that goes with his ‘You can’t touch this!’ phrase is a bit like what John Cena does. He shakes his hand (like Stone Cold used to do) then he touches himself and finally he shows himself (like Eidur Gudjohnson does for his celebration when he scores).
Thanks for reading,
Chris.