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What would you do in the following events?
1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
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What would you do in the following events?
1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
See if she wants to join in. If not, just continue.
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
Pretend that I'm uncontrollably drunk.
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
Blackmail him, but for a fee of around £750.
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
Don't be stupid. I've got to go and have some teeth removed
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
Nothing, because I'm with a damn fit girl in there.
See if she wants to join in. If not, just continue.
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
Pretend that I'm uncontrollably drunk.
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
Blackmail him, but for a fee of around £750.
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
Don't be stupid. I've got to go and have some teeth removed
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
Nothing, because I'm with a damn fit girl in there.
1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
Hold up my arms and say "She just started kissing me", the slap her up and go back to my mrs.
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
Claim you're testing it before you sold it on ebay to "those sad gits" who like Pokemon.
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
Go out and find that chick
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
"I'm going to my grands 80th birthday bash, biatch!"
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
Close the door and carry on.
Hold up my arms and say "She just started kissing me", the slap her up and go back to my mrs.
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
Claim you're testing it before you sold it on ebay to "those sad gits" who like Pokemon.
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
Go out and find that chick
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
"I'm going to my grands 80th birthday bash, biatch!"
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
Close the door and carry on.
Der Nazi wrote:
> 2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't
> realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house.
> Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you
> playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
>
> Pretend that I'm uncontrollably drunk.
Heh :-D
> 2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't
> realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house.
> Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you
> playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
>
> Pretend that I'm uncontrollably drunk.
Heh :-D
Johnson wrote:
> What would you do in the following events?
>
> 1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room
> for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some
> flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to
> you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and
> start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
Wouldn't happen. Some thing I'm just not stupid enough to do. Kiss another girl whilst your girlfriend is at the same party? That's just plain asking for trouble.
> 2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't
> realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house.
> Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you
> playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
Claim it was my little sisters, and she wanted me to get past some level or other for her.
> 3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you
> walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on
> you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But
> suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's
> only you and him in the house....
Let him tell, I couldn't care less :)
> 4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to
> go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because
> they think your too scared. What do you say.....
Admit that I am indeed terrified that one of them will try to sodomise me in my sleep, so I've chosen to go to my gran's birthday bash instead.
> 5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the
> plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then
> both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and
> close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door!
> 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught
> you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
Laugh, and see how the girl I'm with reacts to the situation. The passenger will probably shut the door again anyway...
> What would you do in the following events?
>
> 1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room
> for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some
> flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to
> you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and
> start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
Wouldn't happen. Some thing I'm just not stupid enough to do. Kiss another girl whilst your girlfriend is at the same party? That's just plain asking for trouble.
> 2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't
> realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house.
> Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you
> playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
Claim it was my little sisters, and she wanted me to get past some level or other for her.
> 3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you
> walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on
> you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But
> suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's
> only you and him in the house....
Let him tell, I couldn't care less :)
> 4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to
> go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because
> they think your too scared. What do you say.....
Admit that I am indeed terrified that one of them will try to sodomise me in my sleep, so I've chosen to go to my gran's birthday bash instead.
> 5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the
> plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then
> both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and
> close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door!
> 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught
> you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
Laugh, and see how the girl I'm with reacts to the situation. The passenger will probably shut the door again anyway...
What would you do in the following events?
1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
I say see had choked on something and I was giving mouth to mouth
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
I say I am doing a essay for school on games.
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
Take something of his and hold it hostage.
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
At least I have an 80 year old nan!
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
Flush his head down the toilet.
1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
I say see had choked on something and I was giving mouth to mouth
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
I say I am doing a essay for school on games.
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
Take something of his and hold it hostage.
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
At least I have an 80 year old nan!
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
Flush his head down the toilet.
Johnson wrote:
> What would you do in the following events?
>
> 1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room
> for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some
> flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to
> you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and
> start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
would anyone be that stupid ?
>
> 2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't
> realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house.
> Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you
> playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
would never happen but if it did, stuff them! i'll play what i like
>
> 3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you
> walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on
> you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But
> suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's
> only you and him in the house....
threats of violence are always useful
>
> 4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to
> go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because
> they think your too scared. What do you say.....
she's 80, likes she going to notice if you are there
>
> 5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the
> plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then
> both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and
> close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door!
> 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught
> you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
close the door, and enjoy it, because you will be embarased and arrested when you get out.
> What would you do in the following events?
>
> 1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room
> for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some
> flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to
> you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and
> start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
would anyone be that stupid ?
>
> 2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't
> realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house.
> Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you
> playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
would never happen but if it did, stuff them! i'll play what i like
>
> 3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you
> walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on
> you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But
> suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's
> only you and him in the house....
threats of violence are always useful
>
> 4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to
> go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because
> they think your too scared. What do you say.....
she's 80, likes she going to notice if you are there
>
> 5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the
> plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then
> both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and
> close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door!
> 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught
> you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
close the door, and enjoy it, because you will be embarased and arrested when you get out.
1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
Suggest we all head back to my place for a threesome.
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
If they care so much about me playing Pokémon, then that's up to them.
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
He'd get in more trouble for being up at 2am.
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
I'd say I'm scared of them and what they might do to me in the night. Then I'd accuse them all of being gay!
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
If they're female...I'd invite them in.
Suggest we all head back to my place for a threesome.
2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house. Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
If they care so much about me playing Pokémon, then that's up to them.
3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's only you and him in the house....
He'd get in more trouble for being up at 2am.
4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because they think your too scared. What do you say.....
I'd say I'm scared of them and what they might do to me in the night. Then I'd accuse them all of being gay!
5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door! 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
If they're female...I'd invite them in.
Dubsie wrote:
> 5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the
> plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then
> both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and
> close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door!
> 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you
> with your trousers down. What do you do.....
>
> If they're female...I'd invite them in.
Heh :-D
> 5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the
> plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then
> both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and
> close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door!
> 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught you
> with your trousers down. What do you do.....
>
> If they're female...I'd invite them in.
Heh :-D
Johnson wrote:
> 1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room
> for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some
> flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to
> you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and
> start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
Knock the girl I was kissing out cold, then tell the missus I was giving her mouth to mouth resucitation(sp)
> 2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't
> realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house.
> Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you
> playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
tell my parents they are trying to get me to take drugs, and have them carted away
> 3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you
> walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on
> you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But
> suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's
> only you and him in the house....
sellotape him to the floor, then pour a colony of ants up his nostrils
> 4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to
> go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because
> they think your too scared. What do you say.....
"My gran is courteney love, and I'll be snorting lines of coke off pornstars thighbones, while you bunch of fairies have your gay sleepover"
> 5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the
> plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then
> both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and
> close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door!
> 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught
> you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
kill everyone on the plane using only my shoelaces
> 1 Your at a party. Your with your girlfriend and she leaves the room
> for a pee. Suddenly some pretty hot chick walks in showing some
> flesh. Your thinking 'Mmmmmmmm......Looking Good!' She sits next to
> you and with an uncontrolable rush of excitemnet you jump on her and
> start kissing passionatly. Then your mrs. walks in.....
Knock the girl I was kissing out cold, then tell the missus I was giving her mouth to mouth resucitation(sp)
> 2 You've invited your mates round for a royal rumble. You don't
> realise how quickly time goes and your friends arrive at your house.
> Your mum lets them in and they walk into your room, only to find you
> playing on Pokemon Channel on the Gamecube. Your 16+ years old....
tell my parents they are trying to get me to take drugs, and have them carted away
> 3 Your little brother is threatening to tell mam about that chick you
> walked home with last night at 2 in the morning. He was spying on
> you through the window. He's demanding £500 or he tells. But
> suddenly you realise he's in your room and moms out shopping. It's
> only you and him in the house....
sellotape him to the floor, then pour a colony of ants up his nostrils
> 4 Your friends invite you round for a sleepover, but you have got to
> go to your grans 80th birthday bash. They're laughing at you because
> they think your too scared. What do you say.....
"My gran is courteney love, and I'll be snorting lines of coke off pornstars thighbones, while you bunch of fairies have your gay sleepover"
> 5 Your on the way home from Ibiza. You meet some lovely lass on the
> plane and you sit next to her, ignoring your plane ticket. You then
> both have an idea. You make your way towards the plane toilets and
> close the door. Your kissing her when a passanger opens the door!
> 'WHY DIDN'T I LOCK IT?' you're thinking. The passanger has caught
> you with your trousers down. What do you do.....
kill everyone on the plane using only my shoelaces
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