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"An Average Noob Gad Attempt"

Hi my usename is ConsoleGuy4 and this is my gad attempt and i’m new here i hope you all like me. Please like me!:-( .I think the best console is gamecube because gamecube has Mario and sonic and Zelda and i love them all they are spectacularly cool. I looked up the word spectacularly in the dictionary before i put it on here cause big words win gad. Have i won gad yet. I have to because i put a big word in here. Im writing this on microsofter word. OMG how about if no one likes it. Im gonna slit my wrist. Wait let me look for a knife. AH! I slit my wrists. It hurts. Vote me for notable. OOw this hurts so bad my keyboard is all red and I hurt badly. Spectacularly. Spectacularly. Ow god when is the gad list gonna be posted i wanna see if I won for this. Ah i havennt posted it yet im gonna slit my wrist again. Ah i did it again but I donnt want to start a new pair-o-graph. Omg it hurts.

I started a new parograph because I don’t want my post to look ugly I hope Microsoft word picks up all my mistakes because I don’t have time because OW this hurts im gonna die. Im crying right now but you cant see me because im on a computor and my tears are misking in with my blood and it looks pretty. Goatboy is mean to darling and she is a newbie like me i hope he is not mean to me because ill have to slit my wrists again. Ah i did it again for fun cause

i didnnt realize it hurt the first two times cause I was screaming to loud. OW IT HURTS SO BAD. VOTE ME FOR NOTABLE BECAUSE IT HURTS. OMG I HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY BY MISTAKE. Am i having to go back and write that again. Omg i don’t have time for that. My mom said I look pretty in the morning with bed head. Ow this hurts someone please kill me. Gamecube is the best system and xbox and ps2 are for losers that like big heavy boxes and gooberish games. Ow this hurts. I should post this before i die and they will gimme my gad at my ow this hurts and goatboy is mean. Gameaday is fixed only notables win because they are fat greedy spectacularly people. I drank two pints the other day aNd i is sO wasted. Did you believe me when i said that because i wanna look cool. Im gonna pretend Im dead and typing with my

forehead but im typing with my bloody fingers gjkegnhghiogrekigrhu I did that with my hands. Omg i just died. It hurts.


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I hate spammy noobs

Drunkeh

*Downs a shot of seamen*

I mean Vodka.

Consoleguy for notable!!

Wooh!

*takes off clothes*

Spectacular.

Ha. I win gads because I use big words...

i think that is spot on

I prefer G-ni-ass

jeany-yus

Drunk Cow wrote:
> You know if you read this out loud it's utter genius.
>
> But that's a complete missuse of the word genius though....

Im a cube fan. Couldnt agree with you more dude

You know if you read this out loud it's utter genius.

But that's a complete missuse of the word genius though....

Don't give me that "you're going to be one of those spamming regulars trying to be newbies" look.

hmm