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Laughter is good for the soul, so it is.
Here's a few I want to tell you about :
1) Round a mates house a few years back, someone had passed out. One of the guys living there was sad enough to buy one of those electric muscle toner things. You guessed it. We carefully lifted his shirt and attached as many electrodes as we could to his chest. Then switched it on full blast and watched the results. He had 4 or 5 vigorous spasms before he was awoken, with the most horrified look on his face I've seen. After a few more spasms he finally twigged what was going on, and managed to pull them all off. My god did I laugh. Highly recommended, though probably not with people with a dicky heart!
2) Camping in Newquay a few years ago, one of my friends had a blow up tent. The struts are the parts that blow up, the rest of it is the same as a normal tent. So he decides to get a few hours shut eye before we set off back home. We waited til he was well asleep, then zipped it all up, let down the struts, and pulled out all the pegs, meaning he was essentially lying in a big piece of canvas. Then we rolled him over and over and kicked him a few times. He woke up punching the air, which looked bloody hilarious. Quality.
3) Handcuffing someone to the toilet. Say no more about this. I've no idea who did it, but finding someone handcuffed to the toilet in the middle of the night was a strange experience I can tell you. I don't know what the pranksters ultimate goal was, I don't want to either.
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So tell me any stories of idiocy you may have, for I am bored waiting for tonights festivities to start.
Here's a few I want to tell you about :
1) Round a mates house a few years back, someone had passed out. One of the guys living there was sad enough to buy one of those electric muscle toner things. You guessed it. We carefully lifted his shirt and attached as many electrodes as we could to his chest. Then switched it on full blast and watched the results. He had 4 or 5 vigorous spasms before he was awoken, with the most horrified look on his face I've seen. After a few more spasms he finally twigged what was going on, and managed to pull them all off. My god did I laugh. Highly recommended, though probably not with people with a dicky heart!
2) Camping in Newquay a few years ago, one of my friends had a blow up tent. The struts are the parts that blow up, the rest of it is the same as a normal tent. So he decides to get a few hours shut eye before we set off back home. We waited til he was well asleep, then zipped it all up, let down the struts, and pulled out all the pegs, meaning he was essentially lying in a big piece of canvas. Then we rolled him over and over and kicked him a few times. He woke up punching the air, which looked bloody hilarious. Quality.
3) Handcuffing someone to the toilet. Say no more about this. I've no idea who did it, but finding someone handcuffed to the toilet in the middle of the night was a strange experience I can tell you. I don't know what the pranksters ultimate goal was, I don't want to either.
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So tell me any stories of idiocy you may have, for I am bored waiting for tonights festivities to start.
He didnt really mind plus he got us back well most of us.
Thats mean
It was very funny though because when he was hanging we were still shooting him and he would be shooting back upside down we laughted so hard.
Joe, thats well mean! I would never be your friend after that!
Well me and my friends have massive BB gun wars in the woods nearby we also have a 15 foot cliff on one bit where there is a small fort sort of thing. Now one time me and a couple of mates thought that chasing down another one of our mates to that cliff would be fun and we also made a sort of unsteady extension to this cliff. So you can guess what we did and he ended up getting cought in a vine by his foot hanging upside down.
"Help get me something to break my fall!" He said
So we went and got a load of thorns for him to land being the lovely people we are he ended up climbing back on the hill and one of my mates kicked his hands so he fell of and landed in the thorns.
Cruel but funny I tell thee.
"Help get me something to break my fall!" He said
So we went and got a load of thorns for him to land being the lovely people we are he ended up climbing back on the hill and one of my mates kicked his hands so he fell of and landed in the thorns.
Cruel but funny I tell thee.
Laughter is good for the soul, so it is.
Here's a few I want to tell you about :
1) Round a mates house a few years back, someone had passed out. One of the guys living there was sad enough to buy one of those electric muscle toner things. You guessed it. We carefully lifted his shirt and attached as many electrodes as we could to his chest. Then switched it on full blast and watched the results. He had 4 or 5 vigorous spasms before he was awoken, with the most horrified look on his face I've seen. After a few more spasms he finally twigged what was going on, and managed to pull them all off. My god did I laugh. Highly recommended, though probably not with people with a dicky heart!
2) Camping in Newquay a few years ago, one of my friends had a blow up tent. The struts are the parts that blow up, the rest of it is the same as a normal tent. So he decides to get a few hours shut eye before we set off back home. We waited til he was well asleep, then zipped it all up, let down the struts, and pulled out all the pegs, meaning he was essentially lying in a big piece of canvas. Then we rolled him over and over and kicked him a few times. He woke up punching the air, which looked bloody hilarious. Quality.
3) Handcuffing someone to the toilet. Say no more about this. I've no idea who did it, but finding someone handcuffed to the toilet in the middle of the night was a strange experience I can tell you. I don't know what the pranksters ultimate goal was, I don't want to either.
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So tell me any stories of idiocy you may have, for I am bored waiting for tonights festivities to start.
Here's a few I want to tell you about :
1) Round a mates house a few years back, someone had passed out. One of the guys living there was sad enough to buy one of those electric muscle toner things. You guessed it. We carefully lifted his shirt and attached as many electrodes as we could to his chest. Then switched it on full blast and watched the results. He had 4 or 5 vigorous spasms before he was awoken, with the most horrified look on his face I've seen. After a few more spasms he finally twigged what was going on, and managed to pull them all off. My god did I laugh. Highly recommended, though probably not with people with a dicky heart!
2) Camping in Newquay a few years ago, one of my friends had a blow up tent. The struts are the parts that blow up, the rest of it is the same as a normal tent. So he decides to get a few hours shut eye before we set off back home. We waited til he was well asleep, then zipped it all up, let down the struts, and pulled out all the pegs, meaning he was essentially lying in a big piece of canvas. Then we rolled him over and over and kicked him a few times. He woke up punching the air, which looked bloody hilarious. Quality.
3) Handcuffing someone to the toilet. Say no more about this. I've no idea who did it, but finding someone handcuffed to the toilet in the middle of the night was a strange experience I can tell you. I don't know what the pranksters ultimate goal was, I don't want to either.
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So tell me any stories of idiocy you may have, for I am bored waiting for tonights festivities to start.