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Sat 20/03/04 at 14:10
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Welcome back to SR Towers. Special Reserve Wrestling is back…

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Cameras are backstage.

Gregory Helms :: Holy monkeys, it’s Special Reserve Wrestling! Hi, I’m Gregory Helms…mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Globe. This is my SRW debut! I am so glad to be part of SRW! Now lets see which citiiiiiii…superstar we can go and interview today!

Hurri…err…Gregory Helms, wanders around backstage, in search of an SRW superstar.

After 30 seconds of walking around, he walks around the corner, and co-incidentally bumps into Rosey, the Superhero in Training…or S.H.Í.T, for short.

Gregory :: Well would you believe that? It’s the newest, coolest, finest, super-dooperest superhero in training! Rosey, superhero, you’re perfect! Press alert, we’re gunna make front-page news here.

Rosey :: Why thank you man. But I gotta ask you first…have you seen Hurricane around today? We’re supposed to be going through page 1574 of the Superhero Handbook, chapter four, how to correctly wear a cape.

Helms turns his head and looks to the right, before looking to the left, and then finally looking back at Rosey, where he shrugs his shoulders.

Rosey :: Well what is up with that?

Gregory Helms :: Page 653, chapter two…learning the Hurri-language. Whassupwitdat?!?!

The crowd roars, as Gregory Helms speaks just like the Hurricane.

Rosey’s face turns from smiling to serious…as he stares beyond Helms.

Randy :: Well would you believe it. If it isn’t the Hamburgler and the Grimace?

Gregory :: Gregory Helms, mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Globe!

Randy :: Err yeah. You wanna talk about front-page news? Randy Orton, the Hardcore Legend, the Legend Killer, the future of this business is front-page news! And I’m gunna prove that by going out there and kicking three ássés inside that steel cage. Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, RVD…they’re all Randy Orton wannabes. They’re past it. This is Randy Orton-time now.

Gregory :: I’ll tell you what Randy…why don’t I…err, I mean Hurricane, start his legacy early. I’m talking next week, on Eclipse. You bring your little group, Evolution. You bring your little finisher, the RKO.

Randy :: You think Hurricane's a match for me? I've got the looks, the moves, the talent...hell, you're on. Never will you get a chance like this again. And you know what? I'll bring Evolution. I'll bring my RKO. But that's not all I'm bringing...I'm gunna bring Hurricane the single biggest ass-whopping he has ever had!

Rosey :: Now that’s sorted…quick Gregory…to the Hurricane’s cave!

Gregory :: Page 939, chapter nine. Hurricane’s Hurri-cave!

Helms and Rosey walk off, as Randy is left standing alone.

Randy :: Once I’ve got them fools out of the way…I can finally get a deserved shot at the Euro-continental Title; the title with Randy Orton’s name on it!

Randy smirks, and heads off.

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Short, no?

I'm not trying to start anything between Randy and Hurricane, as I'm sure Ant has other plans for Randy. Just thought it might get Hurricane and Rosey off the ground (Page 1628, chapter one, Learning to Fly ;cD). I might be interested in writing Hurricane vs. Randy Orton, if that's okay with Ant. However, I'll have to see.

Errr...yeah. Done.
Tue 23/03/04 at 14:56
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Hee hee
Mon 22/03/04 at 17:46
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Fígó wrote:
> *Reports Gayside for using same language in his promo*

)c:<

Irish smiley! :cO
Mon 22/03/04 at 17:45
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*Reports Gayside for using same language in his promo*
Mon 22/03/04 at 17:39
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>:c( 'PORTING YHOO!
Mon 22/03/04 at 17:38
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That was one S.H.Í.T promo :)
Sat 20/03/04 at 18:16
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Hehe, good promo DW. That whole Hurri Book thing is good :)
Sat 20/03/04 at 17:36
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Do you mean after you lose the cage match to Brock Lesnar, you will use this match to get you back on your feet.

Anyway decent promo to get your character going.
Sat 20/03/04 at 17:05
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Hehe yuh huh Randy Orton (Ant) is ready to go, after winning the steel cage match this week I'm gonna go onto Eclipse next week and whoop Hurricane (DW)...but this week I'm gonna destroy THREE Legends, because after all, I am the Legend Killer. {:)

Nicely done Dee Dubya, good idea.
Sat 20/03/04 at 17:03
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Nice Promo DW. It was funny to.
Sat 20/03/04 at 15:53
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Hoho! Nice stuff DW. Evolution V Superheroes should be a good match. Will Randy win and get that Euro-contintental title shot? Or will it be The Hurricane?

I think we'll have to wait for a reply to see where this goes.

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