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Cameras are backstage.
Gregory Helms :: Holy monkeys, it’s Special Reserve Wrestling! Hi, I’m Gregory Helms…mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Globe. This is my SRW debut! I am so glad to be part of SRW! Now lets see which citiiiiiii…superstar we can go and interview today!
Hurri…err…Gregory Helms, wanders around backstage, in search of an SRW superstar.
After 30 seconds of walking around, he walks around the corner, and co-incidentally bumps into Rosey, the Superhero in Training…or S.H.Í.T, for short.
Gregory :: Well would you believe that? It’s the newest, coolest, finest, super-dooperest superhero in training! Rosey, superhero, you’re perfect! Press alert, we’re gunna make front-page news here.
Rosey :: Why thank you man. But I gotta ask you first…have you seen Hurricane around today? We’re supposed to be going through page 1574 of the Superhero Handbook, chapter four, how to correctly wear a cape.
Helms turns his head and looks to the right, before looking to the left, and then finally looking back at Rosey, where he shrugs his shoulders.
Rosey :: Well what is up with that?
Gregory Helms :: Page 653, chapter two…learning the Hurri-language. Whassupwitdat?!?!
The crowd roars, as Gregory Helms speaks just like the Hurricane.
Rosey’s face turns from smiling to serious…as he stares beyond Helms.
Randy :: Well would you believe it. If it isn’t the Hamburgler and the Grimace?
Gregory :: Gregory Helms, mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Globe!
Randy :: Err yeah. You wanna talk about front-page news? Randy Orton, the Hardcore Legend, the Legend Killer, the future of this business is front-page news! And I’m gunna prove that by going out there and kicking three ássés inside that steel cage. Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, RVD…they’re all Randy Orton wannabes. They’re past it. This is Randy Orton-time now.
Gregory :: I’ll tell you what Randy…why don’t I…err, I mean Hurricane, start his legacy early. I’m talking next week, on Eclipse. You bring your little group, Evolution. You bring your little finisher, the RKO.
Randy :: You think Hurricane's a match for me? I've got the looks, the moves, the talent...hell, you're on. Never will you get a chance like this again. And you know what? I'll bring Evolution. I'll bring my RKO. But that's not all I'm bringing...I'm gunna bring Hurricane the single biggest ass-whopping he has ever had!
Rosey :: Now that’s sorted…quick Gregory…to the Hurricane’s cave!
Gregory :: Page 939, chapter nine. Hurricane’s Hurri-cave!
Helms and Rosey walk off, as Randy is left standing alone.
Randy :: Once I’ve got them fools out of the way…I can finally get a deserved shot at the Euro-continental Title; the title with Randy Orton’s name on it!
Randy smirks, and heads off.
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Short, no?
I'm not trying to start anything between Randy and Hurricane, as I'm sure Ant has other plans for Randy. Just thought it might get Hurricane and Rosey off the ground (Page 1628, chapter one, Learning to Fly ;cD). I might be interested in writing Hurricane vs. Randy Orton, if that's okay with Ant. However, I'll have to see.
Errr...yeah. Done.
> *Reports Gayside for using same language in his promo*
)c:<
Irish smiley! :cO
Anyway decent promo to get your character going.
Nicely done Dee Dubya, good idea.
I think we'll have to wait for a reply to see where this goes.