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"I'm Deeply and Severely Dissapointed"

McDonalds. Went in earlier today (last ditch effort to get something to eat, honest).

And what did I see? Stupid ugly people.
Yes.

Not the good looking birds you see in those new adverts, oh no. Not the tight clothed, blonde haired, large *ahemed* ladies. Oh no.
Fat smelly pimply idiotic fools, who grunted rather than speak when you spoke to them, and who rammed your food at you and mumbled as you turned your back on them.
Bah. I'm suing. False advertising, I say.
AYE!

Agreed? Good.

Flockhart wrote:
"I find that if you pick a counter with the attractive girl and you flirt with them you will get better service. It works for me."
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So, is that your burger with two gob-fulls or just one? :S

;)

Cyclone wrote:
> I remember once, a very tasty dish bent over, legs apart

Mate there not objects im ashamed...Nah only joking. :D

I went to a macdonalds once in that heat wave.

There was this person serving and he had loads of sweat on his head.
I thought "if he wipes his head i aint having it. il go"
and there was loads of peole at the que and i was next.

So i was next and he wiped the sweat of his forehead and i went

Short but true story

Timmargh wrote:
> *dreams of plain quarter pounder with cheese*

It's a dream, you can afford more than a plain quarter pounder.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> I looked at my mate, he looked at me... and it was obvious we were
> thinking the same thing. How we suppressed the laughter I honestly
> could not say.
>
> Nothing beats it.
> A look is all it takes, and you know you're both thinking
> exactly the same thing.
> Wonderful.

Indeed, especially at girls in tight black trousers when they bend over.

I remember once, a very tasty dish bent over, legs apart, and my hand so nearly grabbed her butt. But I then stopped salivating and walked on.

Damn my morals.

I find that if you pick a counter with the attractive girl and you flirt with them you will get better service.
It works for me.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> I looked at my mate, he looked at me... and it was obvious we were
> thinking the same thing. How we suppressed the laughter I honestly
> could not say.

Nothing beats it.
A look is all it takes, and you know you're both thinking exactly the same thing.
Wonderful.

Went in McDonalds today and had the same thing.

Last time I went (same branch), the girl who served me and my mate was pretty cute.

It was just after they launched the "I'm lovin' it" ad campaign. She turned around and bent over in tight black trousers to get a cup lid from the bottom shelf, and her T-shirt proudly declared "I'm lovin' it" on the back.

I looked at my mate, he looked at me... and it was obvious we were thinking the same thing. How we suppressed the laughter I honestly could not say.

Now I'm hungry.

*dreams of plain quarter pounder with cheese*

*Blushes*