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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass
through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass
through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
How does a welsh farmer find his sheep in the long grass?
Very Accomodating
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*runs*
Very Accomodating
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*runs*
I don't know; some women find richness attractive. Wearing expensive clothes and talking about how much money I earn from shares really impresses the birds. =D
Yes, yes it is.
Paradox: wrote:
> It's meant to be Bill Clinton in that second joke, not Bill Gates.
Dammit it is!
> It's meant to be Bill Clinton in that second joke, not Bill Gates.
Dammit it is!
It's meant to be Bill Clinton in that second joke, not Bill Gates.
The Pope and Bill Gates both died at the same time but got sent to the wrong places.
3 days later the devil phones god up and say "Look god mate the pope is driving us crazy down here please can we make a swap please?"
God agreed as Bill was doing the same thing so they were both crossing at the asme time and met each other it was a nice conversation...
"Oh hello mr Gates im so looking forward to seeing all in heaven god the 1ist aposile and the virgin mary"
Bill gates replied "Oops"
3 days later the devil phones god up and say "Look god mate the pope is driving us crazy down here please can we make a swap please?"
God agreed as Bill was doing the same thing so they were both crossing at the asme time and met each other it was a nice conversation...
"Oh hello mr Gates im so looking forward to seeing all in heaven god the 1ist aposile and the virgin mary"
Bill gates replied "Oops"
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass
through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass
through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".