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"I got my wisdom teeth pulled:_("

The dentist was flirting with his assistant the whole time and I think he messed up.

It hurts:-(

They are so big that they leak out of Paradox's pants.

I smelled them once...

Drunk Cow wrote:
> My face is swelled up the size of Paradox's balls.
>
> And boy does Paradox have big balls.


....*looks around in confusion*

Here's a quote that might help.

'Those people who tell you not to take chances, they are all missing on what life's about; You only live once so take hold of the chance'

Motorbreath (Metallica, 1983).

Not that I'm comparing James Hetfield's lyrics to the word of God, but the song has a damn good message. =D

Your face swelled up BECAUSE of my big balls,

it was a heavy teabagging session.

Forest Fan do you know quotes of by heart or is there a 'special' website for certain occasions, par example:

Someone insults you, click here for responce.

*clicks*

"Do not fear those who hide behind masks" William 12:8

Then you post it on here?

Ive only got the one wisdom tooth growing through at the moment, i had to have it coated with a special thing to strengthen the tooth though, it was quite soft.

"And Forest Fan = fap face for all eternity"
Galarians 7:43

Lighten up, dickscrub.

New Faith wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> The assistants breasts were all over my face during my surgery.
>
> I was too freaked out to actually notice though.
>
> *sulks*
>
> You should NOT look at another WOMANS BREASTS without HER perMISSION.
> It is a SIN.
> I think this EXCERPT from the BIBLE can HELP US hear.
>
> Billy 2:10
> "Thou went forth and fell beyond the trees"

New Faith, you can say what you want, but remember the verse I gave you about God not being mocked. Here it is again as you obviously haven't learnt your lesson, "Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap." Galatians 6:7

Drunk Cow wrote:
> The assistants breasts were all over my face during my surgery.
>
> I was too freaked out to actually notice though.
>
> *sulks*

You should NOT look at another WOMANS BREASTS without HER perMISSION. It is a SIN.
I think this EXCERPT from the BIBLE can HELP US hear.

Billy 2:10
"Thou went forth and fell beyond the trees"

Silent Scope wrote:
> Mine kept on singing

A bit like the one in Little Shop of Horrors? Be Afraid.