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"The Blasphemous Act of Masturbation"

This is an ACT of SATAN. If YOU masturBATeE then You shall GO bLInD. IT IS EVIL!

Do you masturbateE?! IF You DO then you WiLL go tO HELl, for it IS eVIL!
PURGE THE INFIDELS!

It is a CRIME against HUMANITY. Anyone who looks AT breasts is EVIL! And should BE KILLed. INFIDELS!
Thou shalt burn in the FIRES of SCARBOROUGH, which is, LITTLE KNOWN to PEOPLE, the GATES of HELL.
Thou shalt burneth!

etheth!
ETH!

New Faith, could you please reveal which of the regulars you REALLY are.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> tommy tank

It's "J. Arthur" damnit!

Well, only if you want to use the decent rhyming slang.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Flockhart wrote:
> Strange, you are, yet you don't
>
> A winker who doesn't wink?
>
> Winking only sends you blind if you get it in your eyes, and even
> then it's only temporary. Salt content an' all.
>
> Not that I'm speaking from personal experience, you understand... I
> don't bat for that team.

Is it from Insane Bartender's experience? =D

Flockhart wrote:
> Strange, you are, yet you don't

A winker who doesn't wink?

Winking only sends you blind if you get it in your eyes, and even then it's only temporary. Salt content an' all.

Not that I'm speaking from personal experience, you understand... I don't bat for that team.

Lindgren wrote:
> Masturbation is scientifically proven to reduce stress, which of
> course is a very good thing. :)

And it's also good fun. =D

BTW, New Faith, could you please stop starting this stuff and just accept that different people have different beliefs?

tommy tank

*childish giggle*

I'm a stressed quadroplegic, can you help me?

Masturbation is scientifically proven to reduce stress, which of course is a very good thing. :)

SUCK ON IT! ;D

Cub!st wrote:
> back to your post, having a tommy tank is good.

"J. Arthur".