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FREE Badge that says "I follow the Lord (although I've never met him)"!
FREE Bi-monthly magazine of religious rants and tracts!
FREE "Jesus in the Desert" colouring book & yellow crayons!
FREE Piece of true cross blessed by Uri Geller!
FREE 5 "Get Out Of Sin Free" cards!
FREE "Shround of Turin" Tea-towel!
FREE Car bumper sticker: "I evolved into a Christian"!
FREE Bible autographed by Forest Fan himself!
FREE Cassette tape of Christian rock songs!
FREE "The Story of King David" on VHS, starring Dennis Hopper and Elizabeth Hurley!
*Bonus offer* FREE Entrance into the Kingdom of Heaven!
All we ask for in return is your soul and obedience for all eternity. And your address and credit card details.
FREE Badge that says "I follow the Lord (although I've never met him)"!
FREE Bi-monthly magazine of religious rants and tracts!
FREE "Jesus in the Desert" colouring book & yellow crayons!
FREE Piece of true cross blessed by Uri Geller!
FREE 5 "Get Out Of Sin Free" cards!
FREE "Shround of Turin" Tea-towel!
FREE Car bumper sticker: "I evolved into a Christian"!
FREE Bible autographed by Forest Fan himself!
FREE Cassette tape of Christian rock songs!
FREE "The Story of King David" on VHS, starring Dennis Hopper and Elizabeth Hurley!
*Bonus offer* FREE Entrance into the Kingdom of Heaven!
All we ask for in return is your soul and obedience for all eternity. And your address and credit card details.
* Proof of age may be asked for. It won't be given, but it might be asked for...
"THOU SHALT NOT SPAM"
> Membership includes:
>
> FREE Badge that says "I follow the Lord (although I've never met
> him)"!
> FREE Bi-monthly magazine of religious rants and tracts!
> FREE "Jesus in the Desert" colouring book & yellow
> crayons!
> FREE Piece of true cross blessed by Uri Geller!
> FREE 5 "Get Out Of Sin Free" cards!
> FREE "Shround of Turin" Tea-towel!
> FREE Car bumper sticker: "I evolved into a Christian"!
> FREE Bible autographed by Forest Fan himself!
> FREE Cassette tape of Christian rock songs!
> FREE "The Story of King David" on VHS, starring Dennis
> Hopper and Elizabeth Hurley!
>
> *Bonus offer* FREE Entrance into the Kingdom of Heaven!
>
> All we ask for in return is your soul and obedience for all eternity.
> And your address and credit card details.
"autographed by FOREST FAN" I never agreed to that now monkey_man, did I?