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"Attn of Darling"

Having considered what I wrote, I think I owe you an apology.
I'm crass, rude and offensive. And proud of it.
However, making cracks at somebody's picture and upsetting them isn't on really, and I apologise for the "puppy fat" comment.

It was meant as a nothing throwaway joke, not to be taken seriously. But I'm aware that personal jibes at appearance/weight etc are lazy and I can do much better if I meant to offend anybody.

So yeah, sorry for upsetting you. Wasn't my intention.
And I'd appreciate it if this thread wasn't cluttered with opinions and asinine comment from others please, it serves no purpose and this really isn't about you

Told you.

I LUAVE MUNCHING CARPET

Mystique wrote:
> Just making sure
*****

You mean you don't remember last night?

Timmargh wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Pssssst, "Giving head"
>
> ;)
> *****
>
> I. Know.
****
Just making sure
;)

when I said 'vary MY carpets' I obviously meant something else .....

:S

*waits for onslaught*

Mystique wrote:
> Pssssst, "Giving head"
>
> ;)
*****

I. Know.

*tsk*

But, that's not what my tagline's referring to ...

Timmargh wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> Yup, eating carpet whilst varying it by spelling out the alphabet...
> *****
>
> Erm, 'kay.

Ask SHEEPY or GB.

Timmargh wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> Yup, eating carpet whilst varying it by spelling out the alphabet...
> *****
>
> Erm, 'kay.
*****
Pssssst, "Giving head"

;)

Hedfix wrote:
> Yup, eating carpet whilst varying it by spelling out the alphabet...
*****

Erm, 'kay.

Vary my carpets and I'll sue for sexual harassment.